It doesn't get any better than this . . .
 

I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

CN

Capt. Neal® wrote:

I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.


Ballpark hot dogs? Meat by-products? Are you sure it's God?

Cheers

It's plus 7c here.... overcast.... I just delivered 5 project reports and
been complimented by the director on my professionalism and quality of work.
I've requested 2 weeks off ....approved... and I'm looking at a full bottle
of overproof rum and ....finally....at last... after a long absence... a big
fat blunt of BC Prime bud..... my boat is cradled safely from the
forthcoming winter storms and farm work awaits as a welcomed change from
mental to physical labour.

Yes indeed ..... life is good.

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

CN

I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in Florida Bay

That's because you can't stand up.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

I've only consumed three Rolling Rocks. It takes at least two dozen
to take me off my feet.

CN

"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message ...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in Florida Bay

That's because you can't stand up.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

Good idea. American beer is about as weak as Democrat voter
turnout.

CN


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:42:20 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


I've only consumed three Rolling Rocks. It takes at least two dozen
to take me off my feet.

CN
Better come out to Oz and try some real beer Cappy!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.


So much for Neal's diet.
What a waste.

RB

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=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in

I think this pretty much says it all. Sitting on your ass, doing
nothing, putting people down, all alone.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm ignoring those tourists on shore that are pointing in
the direction of my boat and laughing. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot
dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice- panhandling and
dumpster diving behind the super K-Mart was very profitable today.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to send Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz into fits of convulsive
laughter. What do they know that I don't

God has truly damned me. I'm covered with weird rashes and boils! What did
I ever do to deserve this cursed existence???
CN

WTF?

John Cairns

what's the matter: won't they let you into a restuarant?
gf.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

CN

In article , gonefishiing wrote:
what's the matter: won't they let you into a restuarant?
gf.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

He's been thrown out of every bar in the area... an obnoxious drunk
I'm told.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article , OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:28:43 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

CN

I'm green Cappy.
I'm sitting here in my airconditioned office, looking out on my little
Seawind bobbing about in the powerboat wakes while I try and make some
sense of the current state of the stockmarket.

It's 38 deg C gonna be over 100F and the hot NW has just kicked in at
about 15kts.

Ozzyland is great.... sigh... it's sunny, but coldish. Probably go for
an evening sail tomorrow.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.


ahhhhhhh, simple pleasures only a true sailor will understand.

Scotty

Ozone wrote

I'm green Cappy.
I'm sitting here in my airconditioned office, looking out on my
little
Seawind bobbing about in the powerboat wakes while I try and make
some
sense of the current state of the stockmarket.

It's 38 deg C gonna be over 100F and the hot NW has just kicked in
at
about 15kts.


My boat's on its' cradle. I cut/split/stacked firewood today.

Hope this helps.
Scooty

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Scott Vernon wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.


ahhhhhhh, simple pleasures only a true sailor will understand.

Scotty

Scott, that's all Neal has. THAT'S ALL. You have a wife, friends,
kids, at least one truck.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Coopers 4.5% Alc/Vol Pretty feeble.



James Squire Australian Strong Ale is a no-expense-spared beer, brewed to the glowing russet colour of autumn leaves. Crystal wheat
and several malted barleys produce deep toasted flavours with a rich toffee edge. Lifted floral hop notes of rare Australian hops
complement the profoundly malty, biscuity flavours and the apricot/fig esters created by wild ale fermentation.


Food matching suggestions:
Crowned with a rewarding dry finish, James Squire Australian Strong Ale is a powerful winter warmer. It's an ideal accompaniment to
rich meaty stews, aged cheddars, and delicious game dishes such as kangaroo or venison.

Available in 345ml bottle
6.8% ALC/VOL.


More like it!!!!


CN



OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:48:09 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

Good idea. American beer is about as weak as Democrat voter
turnout.

CN

Here are a few real beers for you....might even be available over
there.....just in case you get any ideas.

http://www.coopers.com.au/default2.asp
The sparkling and stout are perfect

http://www.malt-shovel.com.au/
Amber and Porter are the picks here.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Capt. Neal® wrote:

Available in 345ml bottle
6.8% ALC/VOL.

More like it!!!!

Try McEwan's Champion - 500ml bottles, 7.3%. Dark, full-bodied, and
absolutely delicious.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk

OzOne wrote:

On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:48:09 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


Good idea. American beer is about as weak as Democrat voter
turnout.

CN


Here are a few real beers for you....might even be available over
there.....just in case you get any ideas.



A nutty finish. Didn't Austin Powers say that once?

Cheers

OzOne wrote in message
http://www.coopers.com.au/default2.asp
The sparkling and stout are perfect

COOPERS!!!!! I drank that in Samoa!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.


ahhhhhhh, simple pleasures only a true sailor will understand.

Scotty

Scott, that's all Neal has. THAT'S ALL. You have a wife, friends,
kids, at least one truck.

So? He seems happy.

2 trucks,

Scotty

Don't forget a splash of lemon.

SV

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 19:29:08 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

Coopers 4.5% Alc/Vol Pretty feeble.

The Sparkling Ale i recmmended is 5.8, the special old stout 6.8.



James Squire Australian Strong Ale is a no-expense-spared beer,
brewed to the glowing russet colour of autumn leaves. Crystal wheat
and several malted barleys produce deep toasted flavours with a
rich toffee edge. Lifted floral hop notes of rare Australian hops
complement the profoundly malty, biscuity flavours and the
apricot/fig esters created by wild ale fermentation.


Food matching suggestions:
Crowned with a rewarding dry finish, James Squire Australian Strong
Ale is a powerful winter warmer. It's an ideal accompaniment to
rich meaty stews, aged cheddars, and delicious game dishes such as
kangaroo or venison.

Available in 345ml bottle
6.8% ALC/VOL.


More like it!!!!


CN



OzOne wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:48:09 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

Good idea. American beer is about as weak as Democrat voter
turnout.

CN

Here are a few real beers for you....might even be available over
there.....just in case you get any ideas.

http://www.coopers.com.au/default2.asp
The sparkling and stout are perfect

http://www.malt-shovel.com.au/
Amber and Porter are the picks here.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

"Wally" wrote in message
Try McEwan's Champion - 500ml bottles, 7.3%. Dark, full-bodied, and
absolutely delicious.

Heh Wally de Mooray Eel.... what's up?

I'm swiggin' back on fine Belgian Leffe Blonde!!
Last night I sampled a fine dark Warthog!

This of course was preambled by a nocturnal circumnavigation of the 7 acre
property boundary with a well balanced and properly twisted blunt of BC Bud
and a tall cool bottle of Lambs Navy 151 Overproof. The hound... a Rhodesian
Ridgeback.... running point! My Buckmaster knife fastened to my belt......
Yeah! I was a machine! Nothin' spells control like an intoxicating
perimeter patrol!

Life.... she is looking good ... and even better as I leave sobriety in my
wake! :-D

CM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.


ahhhhhhh, simple pleasures only a true sailor will understand.

Scotty

Scott, that's all Neal has. THAT'S ALL. You have a wife, friends,
kids, at least one truck.

So? He seems happy.

Well, for a simple person like Neal, I guess that's a good thing.

2 trucks,

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger XLT.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Is it truly better than that picture of Katy (sporting the beehive) and a
jar of vaseline?

Gilligan


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

CN

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.


ahhhhhhh, simple pleasures only a true sailor will understand.

Scotty

Scott, that's all Neal has. THAT'S ALL. You have a wife, friends,
kids, at least one truck.

So? He seems happy.

Well, for a simple person like Neal, I guess that's a good thing.

2 trucks,

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger XLT.

That's not a real truck.

"Overproof" wrote

I'm swiggin' back on fine Belgian Leffe Blonde!!

What's her name?


Last night I sampled a fine dark Warthog!


TMI

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size pickup or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

Overproof wrote:

"Wally" wrote in message

Try McEwan's Champion - 500ml bottles, 7.3%. Dark, full-bodied, and
absolutely delicious.


Heh Wally de Mooray Eel.... what's up?

I'm swiggin' back on fine Belgian Leffe Blonde!!
Last night I sampled a fine dark Warthog!

This of course was preambled by a nocturnal circumnavigation of the 7 acre
property boundary with a well balanced and properly twisted blunt of BC Bud
and a tall cool bottle of Lambs Navy 151 Overproof. The hound... a Rhodesian
Ridgeback.... running point! My Buckmaster knife fastened to my belt......
Yeah! I was a machine! Nothin' spells control like an intoxicating
perimeter patrol!



Buckmaster knife... Is it keen to cut something?

Bwhahhahahhaha


Cheers

my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this summer. Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

Ozone wrote

Vaseline?
I'd have thought KY

Why not TN, or even NC?

SV

Why do you want a picture of a jar of vaseline?

Cheers

Gilligan wrote:

Is it truly better than that picture of Katy (sporting the beehive) and a
jar of vaseline?

Gilligan


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

CN

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

From whom did you steal yours?

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Overproof wrote:



Heh Wally de Mooray Eel.... what's up?

I'm swiggin' back on fine Belgian Leffe Blonde!!
Last night I sampled a fine dark Warthog!

Did it grunt?

Cheers

In article , OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 20:22:06 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

At $1.12/litre, the real men are staying at home here.

I wish gas prices would go up here. $4 a gallon or more would be
perfect. The environment would get better, and it would keep some
of the assholes off the road.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

OZ!!!!!!!!!! behave.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 01:04:10 GMT, "Gilligan"
scribbled thusly:


Is it truly better than that picture of Katy (sporting the beehive) and a
jar of vaseline?

Gilligan


Vaseline?
I'd have thought KY




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

In article , Nav wrote:
Why do you want a picture of a jar of vaseline?

Cheers

Gilligan wrote:

Is it truly better than that picture of Katy (sporting the beehive) and a
jar of vaseline?

Gilligan

Do you really want an answer to that question??

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

In article , Nav wrote:

Why do you want a picture of a jar of vaseline?

Cheers

Gilligan wrote:


Is it truly better than that picture of Katy (sporting the beehive) and a
jar of vaseline?

Gilligan


Do you really want an answer to that question??


Maybe not but he worries me.

Cheers

"Nav" wrote in message

Buckmaster knife... Is it keen to cut something?

Bwhahhahahhaha

Bathe in your own ignorance you pathetic Kiwi!

http://quarterbore.com/knives/buck184.html

CM

In article , Nav wrote:


Jonathan Ganz wrote:

In article , Nav wrote:

Why do you want a picture of a jar of vaseline?

Cheers

Gilligan wrote:


Is it truly better than that picture of Katy (sporting the beehive) and a
jar of vaseline?

Gilligan


Do you really want an answer to that question??


Maybe not but he worries me.

Don't feel singled out. He worries all the guys.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."