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Overproof December 1st 04 01:39 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...


Overproof wrote:



Heh Wally de Mooray Eel.... what's up?

I'm swiggin' back on fine Belgian Leffe Blonde!!
Last night I sampled a fine dark Warthog!

Did it grunt?


No... but I did.... then again I always do!

CM



Nav December 1st 04 01:40 AM



OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:27:03 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:


OZ!!!!!!!!!! behave.

Cheers



She's gonna kill me ...Right?



Probably. You had better think of something to placate her -fast.
Unless, of course, you don't want your testicles anymore.

Cheers


Scout December 1st 04 01:41 AM

nope, but with the 5.9L, that's as good as it gets.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message
...
my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this summer.

Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in

message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger

XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size

pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV









Scott Vernon December 1st 04 01:41 AM

good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message
...
my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this summer.

Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in

message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger

XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size

pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.



Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV







Nav December 1st 04 01:43 AM



Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Buckmaster knife... Is it keen to cut something?

Bwhahhahahhaha



Bathe in your own ignorance you pathetic Kiwi!

http://quarterbore.com/knives/buck184.html


Oh I'm impressed... Does it fool the local girls into thinking the hard
bulge in your pants is a penis?

Bwhahahahhahahahaa.

Cheers



Nav December 1st 04 01:44 AM



Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Overproof wrote:



Heh Wally de Mooray Eel.... what's up?

I'm swiggin' back on fine Belgian Leffe Blonde!!
Last night I sampled a fine dark Warthog!


Did it grunt?



No... but I did.... then again I always do!


When are piglets due?

Cheers


Overproof December 1st 04 01:44 AM


OzOne wrote in message

Did it grunt?

Or squeal like a piggy


Odd you should ask?...... No really... it's very odd that you should ask!
Really Oz!!... does your synapic sequence automatically engage to re-run
of " Deliverence??... whenever you read the word "grunt"???

CM



Nav December 1st 04 01:45 AM

Forgot to take off the handbrake?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message
...

my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this summer.


Not as

good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in


message

...

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger


XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size


pickup

or

bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV








Scott Vernon December 1st 04 01:46 AM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

I wish gas prices would go up here. $4 a gallon or more would be
perfect. The environment would get better, and it would keep some
of the assholes off the road.


Typical selfish, narrow minded, blinder wearing, knee jerk , idiotic,
whacko liberal statement.

SV



Scott Vernon December 1st 04 01:48 AM


Ozone wrote


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

At $1.12/litre, the real men are staying at home here.



Diesel is $2.25 /gal at the pump. I've had to raise my rates
accordingly.

Scotty



Scott Vernon December 1st 04 01:51 AM

How much HP is that?


"Scout" wrote in message
...
nope, but with the 5.9L, that's as good as it gets.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message

...
my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this

summer.
Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in

message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger

XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size

pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV











katysails December 1st 04 01:56 AM

mymymymy.....you have to ask that question?????

"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
what's the matter: won't they let you into a restuarant?
gf.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

CN






Jonathan Ganz December 1st 04 01:59 AM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

I wish gas prices would go up here. $4 a gallon or more would be
perfect. The environment would get better, and it would keep some
of the assholes off the road.


Typical selfish, narrow minded, blinder wearing, knee jerk , idiotic,
whacko liberal statement.


How is it selfish? I have to drive 100s of miles sometimes for work.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Horvath December 1st 04 01:59 AM

On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:28:43 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.



I never cook. Cooking is for losers. I dine at fine reataurants,
like Hooters.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Overproof December 1st 04 02:01 AM


"Nav" wrote in message

Oh I'm impressed... Does it fool the local girls into thinking the hard
bulge in your pants is a penis?

Bwhahahahhahahahaa.


Oh! Oh!... Heh!!, let's try an exercise in logical flow shall we??....
let's try you dissin' my blade monkey boy... then me settin' your sorry ass
straight!

Then you come up with this lamo reply regarding how I'm hung???

Tell ya what shrimp dick!... slap it on the table and take a photo... post
it here... I'll bet mine's bigger longer and harder!

Talk's cheap fancy boy... it takes money to buy whiskey!

CM



Overproof December 1st 04 02:02 AM


"Nav" wrote in message

When are piglets due?


Let me guess.... you and Oz share a "special" relationship... don't you?

CM



Overproof December 1st 04 02:03 AM


OzOne wrote in message

Yep, might even hammer home the fact that Bush is ****ing the entire
world, and covering it up so his constituents can't see it!


Oh just grab a tissue and have a good cry Ozone... I'm certain you'll feel
better!

CM



Scout December 1st 04 02:07 AM

It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow. The mileage
is always about the same.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message
...
my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this summer.

Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in

message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger

XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size

pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV









Scout December 1st 04 02:07 AM

245

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
How much HP is that?


"Scout" wrote in message
...
nope, but with the 5.9L, that's as good as it gets.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message

...
my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this

summer.
Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger
XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size
pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV













Scott Vernon December 1st 04 02:07 AM


Ozone wrote


some pimply face kid flashed me when I
was standing naked in the street welding.
The little ****er ran like girly when I told him I was gonna bite

his
balls


Way, way ,way TMI.





Scott Vernon December 1st 04 02:11 AM


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 20:48:01 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


Ozone wrote


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

At $1.12/litre, the real men are staying at home here.



Diesel is $2.25 /gal at the pump. I've had to raise my rates
accordingly.

Scotty

Diesel is dearer than petrol here now.....


and here, by about $.30 , supply and demand.



Scott Vernon December 1st 04 02:14 AM


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:07:41 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


Ozone wrote


some pimply face kid flashed me when I
was standing naked in the street welding.
The little ****er ran like girly when I told him I was gonna bite

his
balls


Way, way ,way TMI.


Hmmm, then I'd have to brush my teeth again.


Damn, twice in one year!





Scott Vernon December 1st 04 02:17 AM

oh.

"Leadfoot" wrote ...
It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow. The

mileage
is always about the same.
LeadFoot





Scout December 1st 04 02:18 AM

unleaded, but 97 octane thanks to Chrysler's ****ty engineering.
btw - I typically only haul my trailers with the truck, otherwise I take my
Saturn VUE at 25 mpg.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
oh.

"Leadfoot" wrote ...
It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow. The

mileage
is always about the same.
LeadFoot







Nav December 1st 04 02:18 AM



Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Oh I'm impressed... Does it fool the local girls into thinking the hard
bulge in your pants is a penis?

Bwhahahahhahahahaa.



Oh! Oh!... Heh!!, let's try an exercise in logical flow shall we??....
let's try you dissin' my blade monkey boy... then me settin' your sorry ass
straight!


"Dissin' my blade monkey boy"?

Bwhahhahahahhahahaha

Those little spikes are sooooooooooooo macho. Really I'm soooooooooo
jealous! I've only got a little penknife - but it works really well.

Cheers



Scott Vernon December 1st 04 02:21 AM

Hey, do you use the turnpike? I came home from Cleveland last week ,
for free, when they went on strike, normally it's $91.

Scotty

"Scout" wrote in message
...
It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow. The

mileage
is always about the same.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message

...
my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this

summer.
Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in

message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger

XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size

pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV











Scout December 1st 04 02:23 AM

yeah, I'm on the Turnpike 5 days/week. Monday was a freebie. Since then it's
$2 per car, and I think $15 per truck, flat fees.
I think they're trying to break the toll collector's union and force more
E-ZPass transponders.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Hey, do you use the turnpike? I came home from Cleveland last week ,
for free, when they went on strike, normally it's $91.

Scotty

"Scout" wrote in message
...
It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow. The

mileage
is always about the same.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message

...
my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this

summer.
Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger
XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size
pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV













Scott Vernon December 1st 04 02:27 AM

I go from 6.5 when empty, to 5.5 loaded, down to 4 when loaded real
heavy.

Scotty


"Scout" wrote in message
...
unleaded, but 97 octane thanks to Chrysler's ****ty engineering.
btw - I typically only haul my trailers with the truck, otherwise I

take my
Saturn VUE at 25 mpg.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
oh.

"Leadfoot" wrote ...
It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow.

The
mileage
is always about the same.
LeadFoot









Nav December 1st 04 02:27 AM



Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Oh I'm impressed... Does it fool the local girls into thinking the hard
bulge in your pants is a penis?

Bwhahahahhahahahaa.



Oh! Oh!... Heh!!, let's try an exercise in logical flow shall we??....
let's try you dissin' my blade monkey boy... then me settin' your sorry ass
straight!

Then you come up with this lamo reply regarding how I'm hung???

Tell ya what shrimp dick!... slap it on the table and take a photo... post
it here... I'll bet mine's bigger longer and harder!


You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you
knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is
not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife.
But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about
anything. Now, what's your excuse?

Cheers


Scout December 1st 04 02:28 AM

yeah but you must get some great skirt shots!
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I go from 6.5 when empty, to 5.5 loaded, down to 4 when loaded real
heavy.




Nav December 1st 04 02:29 AM



OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 02:03:51 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message


Yep, might even hammer home the fact that Bush is ****ing the entire
world, and covering it up so his constituents can't see it!


Oh just grab a tissue and have a good cry Ozone... I'm certain you'll feel
better!

CM



Bwaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaa!
Poor Moron can't see the forest for the flash of his big shiny knife.


Apparently real men can have them gold plated!

Cheers


Scott Vernon December 1st 04 02:30 AM


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:21:19 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Hey, do you use the turnpike? I came home from Cleveland last

week ,
for free, when they went on strike, normally it's $91.

Scotty


$91.00 !!!
Sheeeeet!

Here, the expensive one is $4.00


Yeah, sucks. I've paid $110 just to cross the George Washington
Bridge into NYC.

SV



gonefishiing December 1st 04 02:30 AM

why not head out to the mid east and get some liters for yourself.
there's still a few countries left to pillage.
gf.


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 20:22:06 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size pickup

or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.



Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

At $1.12/litre, the real men are staying at home here.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Scott Vernon December 1st 04 02:30 AM

That's what I heard. I have EZ pass, I like it.

SV


"Scout" wrote in message
...
yeah, I'm on the Turnpike 5 days/week. Monday was a freebie. Since

then it's
$2 per car, and I think $15 per truck, flat fees.
I think they're trying to break the toll collector's union and force

more
E-ZPass transponders.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Hey, do you use the turnpike? I came home from Cleveland last

week ,
for free, when they went on strike, normally it's $91.

Scotty

"Scout" wrote in message

...
It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow.

The
mileage
is always about the same.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message


...
my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this

summer.
Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

in
message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford

Ranger
XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size
pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV















katysails December 1st 04 02:32 AM

Poison now being served....

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:27:03 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:

OZ!!!!!!!!!! behave.

Cheers


She's gonna kill me ...Right?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails December 1st 04 02:33 AM

I took thise the last time...

"Nav" wrote in message
...


OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:27:03 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:


OZ!!!!!!!!!! behave.

Cheers



She's gonna kill me ...Right?



Probably. You had better think of something to placate her -fast.
Unless, of course, you don't want your testicles anymore.

Cheers




Scout December 1st 04 02:34 AM

same here, I've got 1 for each veh, including a special one for the bike.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
That's what I heard. I have EZ pass, I like it.

SV


"Scout" wrote in message
...
yeah, I'm on the Turnpike 5 days/week. Monday was a freebie. Since

then it's
$2 per car, and I think $15 per truck, flat fees.
I think they're trying to break the toll collector's union and force

more
E-ZPass transponders.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Hey, do you use the turnpike? I came home from Cleveland last

week ,
for free, when they went on strike, normally it's $91.

Scotty

"Scout" wrote in message

...
It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow.

The
mileage
is always about the same.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message


...
my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this
summer.
Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

in
message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford

Ranger
XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size
pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

















katysails December 1st 04 02:34 AM

Buckmaster knife... Is it keen to cut something?


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:27:03 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:

OZ!!!!!!!!!! behave.

Cheers


She's gonna kill me ...Right?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Scott Vernon December 1st 04 02:34 AM

I could tell you some stories, but not here in front of Katy.

Scotty

"Scout" wrote in message
...
yeah but you must get some great skirt shots!
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I go from 6.5 when empty, to 5.5 loaded, down to 4 when loaded real
heavy.






katysails December 1st 04 02:36 AM

DON'T. DON"T DO THAT! MOORON, tomoorow you'll be sober and you'll regret
it!

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:TB9rd.212539$df2.27858@edtnps89...

"Nav" wrote in message

Oh I'm impressed... Does it fool the local girls into thinking the hard
bulge in your pants is a penis?

Bwhahahahhahahahaa.


Oh! Oh!... Heh!!, let's try an exercise in logical flow shall we??....
let's try you dissin' my blade monkey boy... then me settin' your sorry
ass straight!

Then you come up with this lamo reply regarding how I'm hung???

Tell ya what shrimp dick!... slap it on the table and take a photo... post
it here... I'll bet mine's bigger longer and harder!

Talk's cheap fancy boy... it takes money to buy whiskey!

CM





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