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"Nav" wrote in message ... Hey CM This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you will need morre viagra after reading it. " Too much money." Spells Volumes! "I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I spent like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like a joke knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right." Pussy Assed Suburban Commado speak...... but you'll lay odds to it I'm shure! I can punch my Buckmaster blade through 3/4 inch G2S ply.... and It'll still be sharp enough to slit your caracass scrotum to eye socket while I use it to peel a Kiwi Fruit as you twitch in agony. Bwhahhahahahahhaha Now tell me again about my filleting knife? Your filleting knife is a piece of ****....compared to mine .... you lame bladed wannabe!! CM |
OzOne wrote in message Sorry Mooron, unlike some people, I don't know the drill. Yeah.... sure Ozzy! Only saw the film once...maybe it's abackwoods, knife carrying boy thing ;-) Yeah.... sure Ozzy! Man....... what a bunch of limp wristed Peta Activists!! Face the facts Ozzy... I've been kickin' your cyber ass over the last few posts and wipin' off the **** stains with Nav's forehead! Why don't both you sheep shagger's quit before you look and any dumber.... and before my bottle is any emptier. CM |
But not the Buckmaster SURVIVAL knife...
Cheers katysails wrote: Everyone around here has a Buckmaster. They are what they are...a gutting knife for dressing out a deer in the field...whoopdee....they work ok on rabbits, too.... "Nav" wrote in message ... If this in intended for actual outdoor & potential survival use, then I don't understand the design. It was designed to combat the Sasquatch. Normal knives are useless because the thick hide of the BigFoot allows little penetration and they just pull the blades out. However the Buckmaster has those two backwards pointing spikes which both provide maximum aerodynamics on a throw and maximum retention just like the barbs on a fish hook Once the knife has been thrown it is a simply matter to tie it to a tree (note the eyelet on the pommell - see they thought of everything), and then run around the Sasquatch in circles screaming "Your mother was wildebeast" until it tires out, then proceed to fame and fortune. It is also featured in "Rambo VII - Girls Gone Wild" where John Rambo has to invade Oktoberfest to rescue the Bush girls Barbara and Jenna who have gone MIA. Rambo faces off against his deadliest foe yet "The Krazy Kanuck" who matches John's mighty dual beer opener knife with a popeye-like guinness can bursting technique. -Cliff Bwhahahhahahaha. I love that knife! Cheers Nav wrote: Hey CM This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you will need morre viagra after reading it. http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/ar...x.php/t-292013 "If my memory serves, the SEALs were looking for a new official knife back in the 80s and this was Buck's entry. I think the spikes were intended to serve as an anchor as well. Buck didn't win the contract. I have to admit that this knife does apeal to me on a certain level. I loved the first Rambo movie as a kid and wanted a knife like his. Now I don't know what I'd do with one other than sit it on a shelf. Its not realy a practicle design for whittling, food prep, or anything else I use a knife for. I probaly will break down and get a large hollow handled knife one of these days; just not this one. Too much money." "I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I spent like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like a joke knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right." Bwhahhahahahahhaha Now tell me again about my filleting knife? Cheers Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife. But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about anything. Now, what's your excuse? "replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post? You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding totally retarded! Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a tackle box reject. You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you could ever achieve the edge honed on my knife! I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet below the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou than you've ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island in the Arctic.... it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be dissin' my blade you ****ant! Friggin' Nerve of these sheep herders!..... CM |
OzOne wrote in message Nah, meat. preferably on a spit with herbs and LEMON juice ;-) Brazilians really know how to cook a sheep.... those BBQ's with sea salt are the way to go! I went to a restaurant there were they only served meat...... on swords.... all you can eat..... beef, chicken, sheep, pork... it was paradise! No gaying up the Carne with lemons and mint sauce! The Brazilerios leave that up to the limp wristed Aussies and prancing Kiwis!! CM |
OzOne wrote in message ... On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 03:05:36 GMT, "Overproof" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message Bwaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaa! Poor Moron can't see the forest for the flash of his big shiny knife. Oh Crap.... like I didn't see the old ... "You can't see my narrow point of view so you must be blind" argument!! Really Ozzy.... you'll have to do better than some lame superiority complex response based on an erroneous conclusion that your vision of the greater good holds more merit than anybody else's!! CM Why? It says so right here at the bottom of my bottle....argue with that! CM |
Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message ... Hey CM This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you will need morre viagra after reading it. " Too much money." Spells Volumes! "I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I spent like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like a joke knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right." Pussy Assed Suburban Commado speak...... but you'll lay odds to it I'm shure! I can punch my Buckmaster blade through 3/4 inch G2S ply.... and It'll still be sharp enough to slit your caracass scrotum to eye socket while I use it to peel a Kiwi Fruit as you twitch in agony. Bwhahhahahahahhaha Now tell me again about my filleting knife? Your filleting knife is a piece of ****....compared to mine .... you lame bladed wannabe!! Bwhahhahahahah. It does wriggle so. Cheers |
OzOne wrote: On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 16:26:20 +1300, Nav scribbled thusly: Do they leave the gold off the cutting edges? Do you really need to ask? Chgeers OK, guess if you've got a gold plated replica knife then you need to plate the whole thing so it doesn't rust....correct? Nah must be for camouflage among the gold chains. Cheers |
OzOne wrote: On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 03:56:36 GMT, "Overproof" scribbled thusly: It says so right here at the bottom of my bottle....argue with that! CM Shine come in bottles these days? Well CM seems to ;-) Cheers |
Amen!
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice. To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz. God has truly blessed me. CN |
OzOne wrote in message So it was only 1/3 full when you started? Oh Crap... I'm Good Ozzy.... but not that good... the bottle was only 2/3 full when I started.... then agin it is 151 Proof Rum..... which you sheep shaggers can't even comprehend how drunk I am at the moment! Ya Pussy! CM |
Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message ... Yes, it is true. The fear makes lesser men look for women where I just use the skill of my hands. ;-) Yep, they look while while the women melt into my hands. Cheers |
Overproof wrote: Your filleting knife is a piece of ****....compared to mine .... you lame bladed wannabe!! "Useless saw back that was more a hazard than a tool. Even less useful than the original model, which was pretty bad. And the "grappling hooks, sure, I'd throw my knife over a wall as a grappling hook. Sure. There are many sharpened pry bars out there that are far suprior to this relic." Bwhahhahahha Cheers |
"Nav" wrote in message Bwhahhahahahah. It does wriggle so. Okay... now you're sounding like Bobsprit.... when's he's cornered! Face the Facts Navvie... You ain't got a knife that could touch my knives for quality, blade or edge. You don't have a knife with history or function...... and my knives are way more expensive than anything you could afford. .....your pitiful collection of dollar mart cutting implements are an embarrassment to own My cheapest Clip-on outranks your most expensive knife! There .... now I sound like Bosprit as well. CM |
OzOne wrote in message Hadn't noticed...sure that's not the cat? I'm certain it's not the first time you mistook Sausage for Pussy..... CM |
OzOne wrote: On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 16:58:45 +1300, Nav scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote: On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 16:26:20 +1300, Nav scribbled thusly: Do they leave the gold off the cutting edges? Do you really need to ask? Chgeers OK, guess if you've got a gold plated replica knife then you need to plate the whole thing so it doesn't rust....correct? Nah must be for camouflage among the gold chains. Cheers Ahhhhhh....astute as usual. Do you think CM has a gold chain (or two)? Cheers |
Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message Bwhahhahahahah. It does wriggle so. Okay... now you're sounding like Bobsprit.... when's he's cornered! Face the Facts Navvie... You ain't got a knife that could touch my knives for quality, blade or edge. You don't have a knife with history or function...... and my knives are way more expensive than anything you could afford. ....your pitiful collection of dollar mart cutting implements are an embarrassment to own My cheapest Clip-on outranks your most expensive knife! There .... now I sound like Bosprit as well. No, don't be modest. You are a much better Boob than I. ;-P Cheers |
"Nav" wrote in message Well CM seems to ;-) Tsk Tsk Tsk............. what a limp wristed reply.... whats the matter nav??.... can't take on a drunken sailor and win? Crap....... this bottle is lookin' skinny.... I think I'll review the effects of gravity and it's consequences again... weather I want to or not! Man is that floor lookin awful close..... CM |
Nav wrote: Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message Bwhahhahahahah. It does wriggle so. Okay... now you're sounding like Bobsprit.... when's he's cornered! Face the Facts Navvie... You ain't got a knife that could touch my knives for quality, blade or edge. You don't have a knife with history or function...... and my knives are way more expensive than anything you could afford. ....your pitiful collection of dollar mart cutting implements are an embarrassment to own My cheapest Clip-on outranks your most expensive knife! Lookee here http://www.finescience.com/fst/Scalp.../10100-00.html Cheers |
Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message Well CM seems to ;-) Tsk Tsk Tsk............. what a limp wristed reply.... whats the matter nav??.... can't take on a drunken sailor and win? Perhaps, the trouble with drunks is that they don't know they've taken a beating. Sleep well CM, but don't prick yourself with your Rambo survival knife Cheers |
"Nav" wrote in message Yep, they look while while the women melt into my hands. Oh Yeah Navvie... tell us again how that's a woman melting in your hands!! Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa CM |
"Nav" wrote in message Perhaps, the trouble with drunks is that they don't know they've taken a beating. Whereas Kiwis are so used to it they often believe themselves to have won while retreating. Sleep well CM, but don't prick yourself with your Rambo survival knife Don't fret Nav.... it's safely slung next to my Mossburg 590 Police 12ga. pump. The 120 lb Rhodesian Ridgeback is sleeping at the foot of my bunk. I'm okay and will sleep soundly.... hope you can say the same. CM |
yes but with an irish accent ;_
gf "Overproof" wrote in message news:KMbrd.214104$df2.121967@edtnps89... My cheapest Clip-on outranks your most expensive knife! There .... now I sound like Bosprit as well. CM |
**** the knifes
whats this ? party night in ireland?! why the hell didn't you tell the rest of us.........oh ****! i missed it again gf. "Nav" wrote in message ... Nav wrote: Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message Bwhahhahahahah. It does wriggle so. Okay... now you're sounding like Bobsprit.... when's he's cornered! Face the Facts Navvie... You ain't got a knife that could touch my knives for quality, blade or edge. You don't have a knife with history or function...... and my knives are way more expensive than anything you could afford. ....your pitiful collection of dollar mart cutting implements are an embarrassment to own My cheapest Clip-on outranks your most expensive knife! Lookee here http://www.finescience.com/fst/Scalp.../10100-00.html Cheers |
fair winds fellow sailor.
gf |
I wish gas prices would go up here. $4 a gallon or more would
be perfect. The environment would get better, and it would keep some of the assholes off the road. Yep, and it would drive up the price of everything else proportionally. "John Cairns" wrote Not to mention, chase Doug off the water. Not really, fuel is not a big expense for our type of boat. Not much more than a cruising sailboat would use, making the same trips we have. We've literally spent more on sandpaper, brushes, and varnish, than on fuel. DSK |
OzOne wrote in message
Bwaaahahahahhahahahahahaa! Looks like the knife that some pimply face kid flashed at me when I was standing naked in the street wielding a hammer. ??? You must have had too much of that Grateful Dead style kool-aid... sounds like a bad trip. Naked in the street waving a hammer? I had a friend who once crawled under the sink and rubbed peanut butter in his hair, but at least he left his clothes on. I believe he said the cartoon-head people were talking to him under there. DSK |
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:46:25 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:
OK, guess if you've got a gold plated replica knife then you need to plate the whole thing so it doesn't rust....correct? Good knives never rust. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 17:32:28 +1300, Nav wrote
this crap: Do you think CM has a gold chain (or two)? Cheers Doesn't everybody? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 04:54:31 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote this crap: "Nav" wrote in message Yep, they look while while the women melt into my hands. Oh Yeah Navvie... tell us again how that's a woman melting in your hands!! The air was leaking out. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:46:25 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap: OK, guess if you've got a gold plated replica knife then you need to plate the whole thing so it doesn't rust....correct? Good knives never rust. but steel boats do. |
"DSK" wrote ...
I wish gas prices would go up here. $4 a gallon or more would be perfect. The environment would get better, and it would keep some of the assholes off the road. Yep, and it would drive up the price of everything else proportionally. Jon doesn't care. he'll whine to the govt for more money. "John Cairns" wrote Not to mention, chase Doug off the water. Not really, fuel is not a big expense for our type of boat. Not much more than a cruising sailboat would use, making the same trips we have. Really, I used 20 gals. this year. You? Oh, you mean those big *real* cruising sailboats that I see motoring up & down the bay on a nice day , while I'm sailing. Then there's bob, he pushes the avg. way up. Scotty |
Not really, fuel is not a big expense for our type of boat. Not much
more than a cruising sailboat would use, making the same trips we have. Scott Vernon wrote: Really, I used 20 gals. this year. You? Umm, more than that. But (is this a good excuse?) we went on three 200+ mile trips though, plus covering 30+ miles most weekends we go out. Oh, you mean those big *real* cruising sailboats that I see motoring up & down the bay on a nice day , while I'm sailing. Then there's bob, he pushes the avg. way up. Nah, unless you count hot air as fuel burned. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
"Overproof" wrote in message news:bD8rd.211715$df2.36036@edtnps89...
"Wally" wrote in message Try McEwan's Champion - 500ml bottles, 7.3%. Dark, full-bodied, and absolutely delicious. Heh Wally de Mooray Eel.... what's up? I'm swiggin' back on fine Belgian Leffe Blonde!! Last night I sampled a fine dark Warthog! This of course was preambled by a nocturnal circumnavigation of the 7 acre property boundary with a well balanced and properly twisted blunt of BC Bud and a tall cool bottle of Lambs Navy 151 Overproof. The hound... a Rhodesian Ridgeback.... running point! My Buckmaster knife fastened to my belt...... Yeah! I was a machine! Nothin' spells control like an intoxicating perimeter patrol! Bwahahahah here when i make rounds at the ranch I carry a warm bottle of Jose Cuevo, with a pocket full of salt and lemons, have a schipperkey on point, and carry Grandpa's WW11 issue USMC Burma Bollo that will wack off the arm of any drunk Canidian in one swift hack, even if he has a rambo knife fastened to his belt. Its great for snakes, saplings growing to close to the barbwire, and a thousand real uses, not much of a show knife... like your spike ridden compass laiden rambo knife. Here is an abused one on ebay: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW Buy it. Joe Life.... she is looking good ... and even better as I leave sobriety in my wake! :-D CM |
Gods blessing would require Hebrew National.
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:28:43 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice. To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz. God has truly blessed me. CN |
Great news.... got up with no hangover at all!!
I feel like a million bucks! I was in town when Dubbya's motorcade drove by us.... I was right there... 20 feet from his car... I waved [all five fingers]... CM OzOne wrote in message ... On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 04:10:53 GMT, "Overproof" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message So it was only 1/3 full when you started? Oh Crap... I'm Good Ozzy.... but not that good... the bottle was only 2/3 full when I started.... then agin it is 151 Proof Rum..... which you sheep shaggers can't even comprehend how drunk I am at the moment! Ya Pussy! CM Oh, I can Mooron...I've been following you losing it for the last few hours. Sleep well....an antacid and a couple of Panadol when you wake in the middle of the night dryer than a dead dogs donger will help you survive tomorrow. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
"Joe" wrote in message Bwahahahah here when i make rounds at the ranch I carry a warm bottle of Jose Cuevo, with a pocket full of salt and lemons, have a schipperkey on point, and carry Grandpa's WW11 issue USMC Burma Bollo that will wack off the arm of any drunk Canidian in one swift hack, even if he has a rambo knife fastened to his belt. Its great for snakes, saplings growing to close to the barbwire, and a thousand real uses, not much of a show knife... like your spike ridden compass laiden rambo knife. Sheesh... here's Joe ridin' in on his lame one trick pony.... a day late and a dollar short! CM |
Overproof wrote: Great news.... got up with no hangover at all!! I feel like a million bucks! All green and crinkly? Cheers |
Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message Yep, they look while while the women melt into my hands. Oh Yeah Navvie... tell us again how that's a woman melting in your hands!! Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa Soooooooooooo jealous. Cheers |
Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message Perhaps, the trouble with drunks is that they don't know they've taken a beating. Whereas Kiwis are so used to it they often believe themselves to have won while retreating. Sleep well CM, but don't prick yourself with your Rambo survival knife Don't fret Nav.... it's safely slung next to my Mossburg 590 Police 12ga. pump. The 120 lb Rhodesian Ridgeback is sleeping at the foot of my bunk. I'm okay and will sleep soundly.... hope you can say the same. Yep. Don't need a replica Rambo knife, nor a big dog nor a pump action shotgun. I've got a lovely woman sleeping with me instead. Do you have lots of enemies or something? Cheers |
"Nav" wrote in message ... Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message Perhaps, the trouble with drunks is that they don't know they've taken a beating. Whereas Kiwis are so used to it they often believe themselves to have won while retreating. Sleep well CM, but don't prick yourself with your Rambo survival knife Don't fret Nav.... it's safely slung next to my Mossburg 590 Police 12ga. pump. The 120 lb Rhodesian Ridgeback is sleeping at the foot of my bunk. I'm okay and will sleep soundly.... hope you can say the same. Yep. Don't need a replica Rambo knife, nor a big dog nor a pump action shotgun. I've got a lovely woman sleeping with me instead. Do you have lots of enemies or something? Cheers Ouch. John Cairns |
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