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chopped up the ole boat to stay warm did ya?
gf. "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Ozone wrote I'm green Cappy. I'm sitting here in my airconditioned office, looking out on my little Seawind bobbing about in the powerboat wakes while I try and make some sense of the current state of the stockmarket. It's 38 deg C gonna be over 100F and the hot NW has just kicked in at about 15kts. My boat's on its' cradle. I cut/split/stacked firewood today. Hope this helps. Scooty |
I agree. Don't show anymore than is necessary to win.
"katysails" wrote in message ... DON'T. DON"T DO THAT! MOORON, tomoorow you'll be sober and you'll regret it! "Overproof" wrote in message news:TB9rd.212539$df2.27858@edtnps89... "Nav" wrote in message Oh I'm impressed... Does it fool the local girls into thinking the hard bulge in your pants is a penis? Bwhahahahhahahahaa. Oh! Oh!... Heh!!, let's try an exercise in logical flow shall we??.... let's try you dissin' my blade monkey boy... then me settin' your sorry ass straight! Then you come up with this lamo reply regarding how I'm hung??? Tell ya what shrimp dick!... slap it on the table and take a photo... post it here... I'll bet mine's bigger longer and harder! Talk's cheap fancy boy... it takes money to buy whiskey! CM |
"Nav" wrote in message Those little spikes are sooooooooooooo macho. Really I'm soooooooooo jealous! I've only got a little penknife - but it works really well. Ya... I bet you just luv slippin' a shiv into that envelope with your highly modified letter opener! CM |
OzOne wrote in message I think it's about time he passed out and stopped making a clown of himself....again. BITE ME... your Kangaroo Jockey!! I'll get as drunk as I please.... Yer' not Da Boss of me! CM |
OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:30:02 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:21:19 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: Hey, do you use the turnpike? I came home from Cleveland last week , for free, when they went on strike, normally it's $91. Scotty $91.00 !!! Sheeeeet! Here, the expensive one is $4.00 Yeah, sucks. I've paid $110 just to cross the George Washington Bridge into NYC. SV You can drive 500 miles on expressway here for $4...about $13 for a semi. well, yeah, you can drive 2,500 miles here for free. Most tolls are on the North East coast. SV |
well.............why else in a civilized world would anyone eat that crap???
oh oh.......sorry didn't realize what the rest of you have understood as obvious. gf. "katysails" wrote in message ... mymymymy.....you have to ask that question????? "gonefishiing" wrote in message ... what's the matter: won't they let you into a restuarant? gf. "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice. To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz. God has truly blessed me. CN |
Wise choice...
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... I could tell you some stories, but not here in front of Katy. Scotty "Scout" wrote in message ... yeah but you must get some great skirt shots! Scout "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... I go from 6.5 when empty, to 5.5 loaded, down to 4 when loaded real heavy. |
Hooters should be banned. Just as drugs affect people so do scantily clad
women! Amen! Gilligan "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:28:43 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote this crap: I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice. I never cook. Cooking is for losers. I dine at fine reataurants, like Hooters. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
You stole my punch line.
Gilligan "Nav" wrote in message ... Why do you want a picture of a jar of vaseline? Cheers Gilligan wrote: Is it truly better than that picture of Katy (sporting the beehive) and a jar of vaseline? Gilligan "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice. To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz. God has truly blessed me. CN |
"Nav" wrote in message You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife. But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about anything. Now, what's your excuse? "replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post? You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding totally retarded! Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a tackle box reject. You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you could ever achieve the edge honed on my knife! I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet below the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou than you've ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island in the Arctic.... it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be dissin' my blade you ****ant! Friggin' Nerve of these sheep herders!..... CM |
Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message Those little spikes are sooooooooooooo macho. Really I'm soooooooooo jealous! I've only got a little penknife - but it works really well. Ya... I bet you just luv slippin' a shiv into that envelope with your highly modified letter opener! No, I tear envelopes open. The penknife cuts tape and whipping cord etc. My tools are functional rather than decorative. Cheers |
Actually .... the idea is to get him to post first and laugh.... I'd never
get drunk enough to compete against a man descended from successful Sheep Herders! CM "katysails" wrote in message ... DON'T. DON"T DO THAT! MOORON, tomoorow you'll be sober and you'll regret it! "Overproof" wrote in message news:TB9rd.212539$df2.27858@edtnps89... "Nav" wrote in message Oh I'm impressed... Does it fool the local girls into thinking the hard bulge in your pants is a penis? Bwhahahahhahahahaa. Oh! Oh!... Heh!!, let's try an exercise in logical flow shall we??.... let's try you dissin' my blade monkey boy... then me settin' your sorry ass straight! Then you come up with this lamo reply regarding how I'm hung??? Tell ya what shrimp dick!... slap it on the table and take a photo... post it here... I'll bet mine's bigger longer and harder! Talk's cheap fancy boy... it takes money to buy whiskey! CM |
OzOne wrote in message Bwaaahahahahhahahahahahaa! Looks like the knife that some pimply face kid flashed at me when I was standing naked in the street wielding a hammer. The little ****er ran like girly when I told him I was gonna crush his balls with the hammer after I'd planted it thru his head. Not in a month of Sundays would that scenario ever take place without you coughing up your wallet Fancy Boy! Still got the knife here somewhere. Yeah ... Sure Ozzy! CM |
Good recovery ;-)
Cheers Gilligan wrote: You stole my punch line. Gilligan "Nav" wrote in message ... Why do you want a picture of a jar of vaseline? Cheers Gilligan wrote: Is it truly better than that picture of Katy (sporting the beehive) and a jar of vaseline? Gilligan "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice. To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz. God has truly blessed me. CN |
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... In article , OzOne wrote: On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 20:22:06 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... In article , Scott Vernon wrote: Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger XLT. That's not a real truck. It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size pickup or bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs. Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''. SV At $1.12/litre, the real men are staying at home here. I wish gas prices would go up here. $4 a gallon or more would be perfect. The environment would get better, and it would keep some of the assholes off the road. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." Not to mention, off the water. John Cairns |
Used to have that system here, my trailer , which is 18'' high would
go under the beam and not get charged. Scotty OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:38:06 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: didn't know they had em for bikes. The ones here 'see' the height of the vehicle and charge accordingly My Ferrari often gets charged as a bike, and my 4WD as a truck if I've got something bulky on the roofracks like a dinghy. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
"John Cairns" wrote I wish gas prices would go up here. $4 a gallon or more would be perfect. The environment would get better, and it would keep some of the assholes off the road. Not to mention, chase Doug off the water. John Cairns |
OzOne wrote in message Only when the word is written by a backwoods boy. Cue the friggin' Banjo then.... you know the drill... bend over and I'll hail the Hatfields! CM |
"Nav" wrote No, I tear envelopes open. With your bare hands? Ohhhh what a man! |
Ovenproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife. But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about anything. Now, what's your excuse? "replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post? You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding totally retarded! Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a tackle box reject. You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you could ever achieve the edge honed on my knife! I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet below the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou than you've ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island in the Arctic.... it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be dissin' my blade you ****ant! I can see you are very attached to your replica knife. (The manufacturer says it's a replica). How sad. What will happen to your machismo if you lose it? Cheers |
OzOne wrote in message Yep, we live in a land where pigs are for bacon.... Yeah.... sure Ganz.... I mean Sure Ozone! .... and the sheep are for the "Wool"... right? CM |
Scott Vernon wrote: "Nav" wrote No, I tear envelopes open. With your bare hands? Ohhhh what a man! Yep you betcha. I don't even break a sweat nor have nightmares about paper cuts. Now don't you start sidlin up to me. Cheers |
Compared to our ripoff system, that's a bargain.
Scotty OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:42:33 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: well, yeah, you can drive 2,500 miles here for free. Most tolls are on the North East coast. SV Yep, Here the Govt decided it was too expensive to build freeways so they let construction companies build tollways between major cities on the East coast, under our harbour and into the western suburbs. The Gov then drastically reduced maintenance on the old highways so people who wanted to make good time were forced onto the tollroads. Mind you, the savings in petrol and time make them worthwhile You can drive the 800 miles or so from Sydney to Melbourne on good tollway for $3.30 then get caught for another $4 to get from one side of Melb to the other. Again, still worthwhile. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
OzOne wrote in message Bwaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaa! Poor Moron can't see the forest for the flash of his big shiny knife. Oh Crap.... like I didn't see the old ... "You can't see my narrow point of view so you must be blind" argument!! Really Ozzy.... you'll have to do better than some lame superiority complex response based on an erroneous conclusion that your vision of the greater good holds more merit than anybody else's!! CM |
"Nav" wrote
No, I tear envelopes open. With your bare hands? Ohhhh what a man! Yep you betcha. I don't even break a sweat nor have nightmares about paper cuts. Now don't you start sidlin up to me. Nah, wouldn't want to stand in line behind the pigs. Time for bed, bob's posting. Scotty |
"Nav" wrote in message Apparently real men can have them gold plated! The words of a person that obviously appreciates Flash over Function!! CM |
Scott Vernon wrote: "Nav" wrote No, I tear envelopes open. With your bare hands? Ohhhh what a man! Yep you betcha. I don't even break a sweat nor have nightmares about paper cuts. Now don't you start sidlin up to me. Nah, wouldn't want to stand in line behind the pigs. The pigs wouldn't want you behind them either. Cheers |
"Scout" wrote in message unleaded, but 97 octane thanks to Chrysler's ****ty engineering. btw - I typically only haul my trailers with the truck, otherwise I take my Saturn VUE at 25 mpg. I got one of those.... nice car CM |
Oh you bet Kitty...... those marbles would be skippin' down the sidewalk
before Ozzy knew you clipped his purse. CM "katysails" wrote in message ... Buckmaster knife... Is it keen to cut something? OzOne wrote in message ... On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:27:03 +1300, Nav scribbled thusly: OZ!!!!!!!!!! behave. Cheers She's gonna kill me ...Right? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
I'm impressed..just the thought of all those paper cuts makes me wince...
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Nav" wrote No, I tear envelopes open. With your bare hands? Ohhhh what a man! |
Hey CM
This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you will need morre viagra after reading it. http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/ar...x.php/t-292013 "If my memory serves, the SEALs were looking for a new official knife back in the 80s and this was Buck's entry. I think the spikes were intended to serve as an anchor as well. Buck didn't win the contract. I have to admit that this knife does apeal to me on a certain level. I loved the first Rambo movie as a kid and wanted a knife like his. Now I don't know what I'd do with one other than sit it on a shelf. Its not realy a practicle design for whittling, food prep, or anything else I use a knife for. I probaly will break down and get a large hollow handled knife one of these days; just not this one. Too much money." "I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I spent like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like a joke knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right." Bwhahhahahahahhaha Now tell me again about my filleting knife? Cheers Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife. But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about anything. Now, what's your excuse? "replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post? You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding totally retarded! Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a tackle box reject. You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you could ever achieve the edge honed on my knife! I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet below the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou than you've ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island in the Arctic.... it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be dissin' my blade you ****ant! Friggin' Nerve of these sheep herders!..... CM |
In article , OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:28:43 -0500, Capt. Neal® scribbled thusly: I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice. To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz. God has truly blessed me. CN I'm green Cappy. I'm sitting here in my airconditioned office, looking out on my little Seawind bobbing about in the powerboat wakes while I try and make some sense of the current state of the stockmarket. It's 38 deg C gonna be over 100F and the hot NW has just kicked in at about 15kts. Should be down here. 24C and 15 knots of NE wind. Fresh crayfish, oysters and chilled reisling. I'm hoping you guys get your brains fried out for the next week, then it cools off. Nothing personal, just that I'm flying in on the 9th for 10 days or so before sailing. Don't want it too hot when I swan off to Palm Beach for a swim, or Brooklyn for fresh oysters. PDW |
Just a bit too graphic, there....illusion is so much better than
description... "Overproof" wrote in message news:xEard.213408$df2.167723@edtnps89... Oh you bet Kitty...... those marbles would be skippin' down the sidewalk before Ozzy knew you clipped his purse. CM "katysails" wrote in message ... Buckmaster knife... Is it keen to cut something? OzOne wrote in message ... On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:27:03 +1300, Nav scribbled thusly: OZ!!!!!!!!!! behave. Cheers She's gonna kill me ...Right? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Yes, it is true. The fear makes lesser men look for great big knives
where I just use the skill of my hands. ;-) Cheers katysails wrote: I'm impressed..just the thought of all those paper cuts makes me wince... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Nav" wrote No, I tear envelopes open. With your bare hands? Ohhhh what a man! |
OzOne wrote: On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 03:07:30 GMT, "Overproof" scribbled thusly: "Nav" wrote in message Apparently real men can have them gold plated! The words of a person that obviously appreciates Flash over Function!! CM Do they leave the gold off the cutting edges? Do you really need to ask? Chgeers |
"Nav" wrote in message ... Yes, it is true. The fear makes lesser men look for women where I just use the skill of my hands. ;-) I'll just bet you do! CM |
If this in intended for actual outdoor & potential survival use, then I
don't understand the design. It was designed to combat the Sasquatch. Normal knives are useless because the thick hide of the BigFoot allows little penetration and they just pull the blades out. However the Buckmaster has those two backwards pointing spikes which both provide maximum aerodynamics on a throw and maximum retention just like the barbs on a fish hook Once the knife has been thrown it is a simply matter to tie it to a tree (note the eyelet on the pommell - see they thought of everything), and then run around the Sasquatch in circles screaming "Your mother was wildebeast" until it tires out, then proceed to fame and fortune. It is also featured in "Rambo VII - Girls Gone Wild" where John Rambo has to invade Oktoberfest to rescue the Bush girls Barbara and Jenna who have gone MIA. Rambo faces off against his deadliest foe yet "The Krazy Kanuck" who matches John's mighty dual beer opener knife with a popeye-like guinness can bursting technique. -Cliff Bwhahahhahahaha. I love that knife! Cheers Nav wrote: Hey CM This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you will need morre viagra after reading it. http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/ar...x.php/t-292013 "If my memory serves, the SEALs were looking for a new official knife back in the 80s and this was Buck's entry. I think the spikes were intended to serve as an anchor as well. Buck didn't win the contract. I have to admit that this knife does apeal to me on a certain level. I loved the first Rambo movie as a kid and wanted a knife like his. Now I don't know what I'd do with one other than sit it on a shelf. Its not realy a practicle design for whittling, food prep, or anything else I use a knife for. I probaly will break down and get a large hollow handled knife one of these days; just not this one. Too much money." "I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I spent like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like a joke knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right." Bwhahhahahahahhaha Now tell me again about my filleting knife? Cheers Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife. But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about anything. Now, what's your excuse? "replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post? You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding totally retarded! Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a tackle box reject. You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you could ever achieve the edge honed on my knife! I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet below the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou than you've ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island in the Arctic.... it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be dissin' my blade you ****ant! Friggin' Nerve of these sheep herders!..... CM |
I believe him....he has never lied to me (according to him..)
"Overproof" wrote in message news:lVard.213558$df2.78997@edtnps89... "Nav" wrote in message ... Yes, it is true. The fear makes lesser men look for women where I just use the skill of my hands. ;-) I'll just bet you do! CM |
OzOne wrote in message Still upright CM? Sheesh Ozzy... I'm up! ....and I'm always right! ......2 more glasses and the script at the bottom of the bottle will be revealed to me! Then I will have the secret to Global Domination and made Dubbya look like a Bush Leaguer! CM |
Everyone around here has a Buckmaster. They are what they are...a gutting
knife for dressing out a deer in the field...whoopdee....they work ok on rabbits, too.... "Nav" wrote in message ... If this in intended for actual outdoor & potential survival use, then I don't understand the design. It was designed to combat the Sasquatch. Normal knives are useless because the thick hide of the BigFoot allows little penetration and they just pull the blades out. However the Buckmaster has those two backwards pointing spikes which both provide maximum aerodynamics on a throw and maximum retention just like the barbs on a fish hook Once the knife has been thrown it is a simply matter to tie it to a tree (note the eyelet on the pommell - see they thought of everything), and then run around the Sasquatch in circles screaming "Your mother was wildebeast" until it tires out, then proceed to fame and fortune. It is also featured in "Rambo VII - Girls Gone Wild" where John Rambo has to invade Oktoberfest to rescue the Bush girls Barbara and Jenna who have gone MIA. Rambo faces off against his deadliest foe yet "The Krazy Kanuck" who matches John's mighty dual beer opener knife with a popeye-like guinness can bursting technique. -Cliff Bwhahahhahahaha. I love that knife! Cheers Nav wrote: Hey CM This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you will need morre viagra after reading it. http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/ar...x.php/t-292013 "If my memory serves, the SEALs were looking for a new official knife back in the 80s and this was Buck's entry. I think the spikes were intended to serve as an anchor as well. Buck didn't win the contract. I have to admit that this knife does apeal to me on a certain level. I loved the first Rambo movie as a kid and wanted a knife like his. Now I don't know what I'd do with one other than sit it on a shelf. Its not realy a practicle design for whittling, food prep, or anything else I use a knife for. I probaly will break down and get a large hollow handled knife one of these days; just not this one. Too much money." "I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I spent like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like a joke knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right." Bwhahhahahahahhaha Now tell me again about my filleting knife? Cheers Overproof wrote: "Nav" wrote in message You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife. But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about anything. Now, what's your excuse? "replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post? You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding totally retarded! Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a tackle box reject. You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you could ever achieve the edge honed on my knife! I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet below the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou than you've ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island in the Arctic.... it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be dissin' my blade you ****ant! Friggin' Nerve of these sheep herders!..... CM |
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