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Nav December 1st 04 03:20 AM

Hey CM

This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you
will need morre viagra after reading it.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/ar...x.php/t-292013

"If my memory serves, the SEALs were looking for a new official knife
back in the 80s and this was Buck's entry. I think the spikes were
intended to serve as an anchor as well. Buck didn't win the contract. I
have to admit that this knife does apeal to me on a certain level. I
loved the first Rambo movie as a kid and wanted a knife like his. Now I
don't know what I'd do with one other than sit it on a shelf. Its not
realy a practicle design for whittling, food prep, or anything else I
use a knife for. I probaly will break down and get a large hollow
handled knife one of these days; just not this one. Too much money."

"I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I
spent like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like
a joke knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right."


Bwhahhahahahahhaha

Now tell me again about my filleting knife?

Cheers




Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you knife
is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is not as
long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife. But I
don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about anything. Now,
what's your excuse?



"replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post?
You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding totally
retarded!
Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a tackle
box reject.
You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you could
ever achieve the edge honed on my knife!

I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet below
the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou than you've
ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island in the Arctic....
it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be dissin' my blade you
****ant!

Friggin' Nerve of these sheep herders!.....

CM




Peter Wiley December 1st 04 03:20 AM

In article , OzOne wrote:

On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:28:43 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

CN


I'm green Cappy.
I'm sitting here in my airconditioned office, looking out on my little
Seawind bobbing about in the powerboat wakes while I try and make some
sense of the current state of the stockmarket.

It's 38 deg C gonna be over 100F and the hot NW has just kicked in at
about 15kts.


Should be down here. 24C and 15 knots of NE wind. Fresh crayfish,
oysters and chilled reisling.

I'm hoping you guys get your brains fried out for the next week, then
it cools off. Nothing personal, just that I'm flying in on the 9th for
10 days or so before sailing. Don't want it too hot when I swan off to
Palm Beach for a swim, or Brooklyn for fresh oysters.

PDW

katysails December 1st 04 03:22 AM

Just a bit too graphic, there....illusion is so much better than
description...
"Overproof" wrote in message
news:xEard.213408$df2.167723@edtnps89...
Oh you bet Kitty...... those marbles would be skippin' down the
sidewalk before Ozzy knew you clipped his purse.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Buckmaster knife... Is it keen to cut something?


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:27:03 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:

OZ!!!!!!!!!! behave.

Cheers

She's gonna kill me ...Right?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.








Nav December 1st 04 03:24 AM

Yes, it is true. The fear makes lesser men look for great big knives
where I just use the skill of my hands. ;-)

Cheers

katysails wrote:

I'm impressed..just the thought of all those paper cuts makes me wince...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Nav" wrote

No, I tear envelopes open.


With your bare hands? Ohhhh what a man!









Nav December 1st 04 03:26 AM



OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 03:07:30 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:


"Nav" wrote in message


Apparently real men can have them gold plated!


The words of a person that obviously appreciates Flash over Function!!

CM


Do they leave the gold off the cutting edges?


Do you really need to ask?

Chgeers


Overproof December 1st 04 03:30 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...
Yes, it is true. The fear makes lesser men look for women where I just use
the skill of my hands. ;-)


I'll just bet you do!

CM



Nav December 1st 04 03:31 AM

If this in intended for actual outdoor & potential survival use, then I
don't understand the design.

It was designed to combat the Sasquatch. Normal knives are useless
because the thick hide of the BigFoot allows little penetration and they
just pull the blades out. However the Buckmaster has those two backwards
pointing spikes which both provide maximum aerodynamics on a throw and
maximum retention just like the barbs on a fish hook

Once the knife has been thrown it is a simply matter to tie it to a tree
(note the eyelet on the pommell - see they thought of everything), and
then run around the Sasquatch in circles screaming "Your mother was
wildebeast" until it tires out, then proceed to fame and fortune.

It is also featured in "Rambo VII - Girls Gone Wild" where John Rambo
has to invade Oktoberfest to rescue the Bush girls Barbara and Jenna who
have gone MIA. Rambo faces off against his deadliest foe yet "The Krazy
Kanuck" who matches John's mighty dual beer opener knife with a
popeye-like guinness can bursting technique.

-Cliff

Bwhahahhahahaha. I love that knife!

Cheers

Nav wrote:

Hey CM

This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you
will need morre viagra after reading it.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/ar...x.php/t-292013

"If my memory serves, the SEALs were looking for a new official knife
back in the 80s and this was Buck's entry. I think the spikes were
intended to serve as an anchor as well. Buck didn't win the contract. I
have to admit that this knife does apeal to me on a certain level. I
loved the first Rambo movie as a kid and wanted a knife like his. Now I
don't know what I'd do with one other than sit it on a shelf. Its not
realy a practicle design for whittling, food prep, or anything else I
use a knife for. I probaly will break down and get a large hollow
handled knife one of these days; just not this one. Too much money."

"I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I
spent like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like
a joke knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right."


Bwhahhahahahahhaha

Now tell me again about my filleting knife?

Cheers




Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you
knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is
not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving
knife. But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better
about anything. Now, what's your excuse?




"replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post?
You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding
totally retarded!
Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a
tackle box reject.
You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you
could ever achieve the edge honed on my knife!

I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet
below the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou
than you've ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island
in the Arctic.... it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be
dissin' my blade you ****ant!

Friggin' Nerve of these sheep herders!.....

CM





katysails December 1st 04 03:32 AM

I believe him....he has never lied to me (according to him..)

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:lVard.213558$df2.78997@edtnps89...

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Yes, it is true. The fear makes lesser men look for women where I just
use the skill of my hands. ;-)


I'll just bet you do!

CM




Overproof December 1st 04 03:33 AM


OzOne wrote in message

Still upright CM?


Sheesh Ozzy... I'm up!

....and I'm always right!

......2 more glasses and the script at the bottom of the bottle will be
revealed to me! Then I will have the secret to Global Domination and made
Dubbya look like a Bush Leaguer!

CM



katysails December 1st 04 03:34 AM

Everyone around here has a Buckmaster. They are what they are...a gutting
knife for dressing out a deer in the field...whoopdee....they work ok on
rabbits, too....

"Nav" wrote in message
...
If this in intended for actual outdoor & potential survival use, then I
don't understand the design.

It was designed to combat the Sasquatch. Normal knives are useless because
the thick hide of the BigFoot allows little penetration and they just pull
the blades out. However the Buckmaster has those two backwards pointing
spikes which both provide maximum aerodynamics on a throw and maximum
retention just like the barbs on a fish hook

Once the knife has been thrown it is a simply matter to tie it to a tree
(note the eyelet on the pommell - see they thought of everything), and
then run around the Sasquatch in circles screaming "Your mother was
wildebeast" until it tires out, then proceed to fame and fortune.

It is also featured in "Rambo VII - Girls Gone Wild" where John Rambo has
to invade Oktoberfest to rescue the Bush girls Barbara and Jenna who have
gone MIA. Rambo faces off against his deadliest foe yet "The Krazy Kanuck"
who matches John's mighty dual beer opener knife with a popeye-like
guinness can bursting technique.

-Cliff

Bwhahahhahahaha. I love that knife!

Cheers

Nav wrote:

Hey CM

This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you
will need morre viagra after reading it.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/ar...x.php/t-292013

"If my memory serves, the SEALs were looking for a new official knife
back in the 80s and this was Buck's entry. I think the spikes were
intended to serve as an anchor as well. Buck didn't win the contract. I
have to admit that this knife does apeal to me on a certain level. I
loved the first Rambo movie as a kid and wanted a knife like his. Now I
don't know what I'd do with one other than sit it on a shelf. Its not
realy a practicle design for whittling, food prep, or anything else I use
a knife for. I probaly will break down and get a large hollow handled
knife one of these days; just not this one. Too much money."

"I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I
spent like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like a
joke knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right."


Bwhahhahahahahhaha

Now tell me again about my filleting knife?

Cheers




Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you
knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is
not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife.
But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about
anything. Now, what's your excuse?



"replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post?
You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding totally
retarded!
Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a
tackle box reject.
You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you
could ever achieve the edge honed on my knife!

I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet
below the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou
than you've ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island
in the Arctic.... it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be
dissin' my blade you ****ant!

Friggin' Nerve of these sheep herders!.....

CM








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