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Jonathan Ganz December 4th 04 04:33 AM

One of the characters from To Kill a Mockingbird.

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"John Cairns" wrote in message
. com...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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In article ,
John Cairns wrote:
So what would that make Nil? The cranky old man that yells at kids when
the
walk on his lawn?
Any other ideas?


More like Bob Ewell if you know the refenence.

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"If there's no wind, row."


No, I don't. Who is Bob Ewell?

John Cairns




Jonathan Ganz December 4th 04 04:34 AM

Right, sure. Is that when you're scheduled to go back to prison?

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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Nothing wrong with Bobsprit other than he's afraid to
come back and receive the usual beating he gets at
my hands with my debunking all his preposterous posts.

I'm not planning to leave again until Feb or March.
Not that much fun hunkering down behind a desert
island in the Bahamas waiting for front after front
to come by. It's not that I'm afraid of a little wind
but it stirs up the water on the banks and it becomes
too cloudy to read. I do hate going aground and
can't abide doing so stupidly and sailing the
banks in a strong norther is foolish because
without being able to read the water one will
end up aground sooner rather than later.

CN

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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Oh, now...don't get in a snit again and leave....we just started having
fun
at your expense...it gives Bobspit a chance to rest up and get his health
back...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I took and displayed photos last time around. I even included a link to
the ship's log. Did I get any thanks? Did I get any Kudos?

All I got was called a liar, criticized for this minutia and that
minutia.

Why, in all honesty should I subject myself to the disdain of a bunch
of wannabes yet again?

You must think me daft.

CN
One who sails for his exclusive pleasure.

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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How do you know for sure?


Easy .... You've made wild claims about long distance sailing, and
your
photos only show the interior of your boat!!

Who else would assume that their audience was so gullible?


Regards


Donal
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Maxprop December 4th 04 04:38 AM


"DSK" wrote in message

Actually I think the current iteration of Crapton Neal® is a sock
puppet. At least this one is sort of clever.


I think the "original" was the same sock puppet.

Max



Maxprop December 4th 04 04:39 AM


"katysails" wrote in message

wrongo...it's the real neal....


As real as Neal gets. Which is about as genuine as the mammaries on
Nip/Tuck.

Max



Scott Vernon December 4th 04 09:17 AM

'tundra'? is that what you kanooks call it?

Scotty

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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You can no doubt feel the loving vibes all the way up
there in your tundra.





Scout December 4th 04 10:12 AM

John Cairns wrote:
So what would that make Nil? The cranky old man that yells at kids when
the walk on his lawn? Any other ideas?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
More like Bob Ewell if you know the refenence.


John Cairns" wrote in message
. com...
No, I don't. Who is Bob Ewell?


Bob Ewell (To Kill A Mockingbird) was the bigoted, red necked, narrow
minded, alcoholic, child abusing, murdering, lying, no count, worthless
asshole who claimed moral righteousness as he accused an innocent man of
raping his daughter just to cover her attempt to seduce a black man. He also
voted for Bush, claiming it was the morally responsible thing to do.
Scout



katysails December 4th 04 12:38 PM

no...it's more like a piercing whine that broadens out into shriek...very
similar to a migraine headache winding up...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
You can no doubt feel the loving vibes all the way up
there in the tundra.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
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My Neal-o-meter told me so...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


How do you know for sure?

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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wrongo...it's the real neal....








katysails December 4th 04 12:41 PM

It's that shallow there? Your depth gauge reads shallow...I'm assuming that
was taken at your mooring....what is your draft?
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Nothing wrong with Bobsprit other than he's afraid to
come back and receive the usual beating he gets at
my hands with my debunking all his preposterous posts.

I'm not planning to leave again until Feb or March.
Not that much fun hunkering down behind a desert
island in the Bahamas waiting for front after front
to come by. It's not that I'm afraid of a little wind
but it stirs up the water on the banks and it becomes
too cloudy to read. I do hate going aground and
can't abide doing so stupidly and sailing the
banks in a strong norther is foolish because
without being able to read the water one will
end up aground sooner rather than later.

CN

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Oh, now...don't get in a snit again and leave....we just started having
fun
at your expense...it gives Bobspit a chance to rest up and get his health
back...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I took and displayed photos last time around. I even included a link to
the ship's log. Did I get any thanks? Did I get any Kudos?

All I got was called a liar, criticized for this minutia and that
minutia.

Why, in all honesty should I subject myself to the disdain of a bunch
of wannabes yet again?

You must think me daft.

CN
One who sails for his exclusive pleasure.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


How do you know for sure?


Easy .... You've made wild claims about long distance sailing, and
your
photos only show the interior of your boat!!

Who else would assume that their audience was so gullible?


Regards


Donal
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katysails December 4th 04 12:43 PM

You're getting your CN's and CM's mixed up....

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
'tundra'? is that what you kanooks call it?

Scotty

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
You can no doubt feel the loving vibes all the way up
there in your tundra.







Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 03:28 PM

Draft is three and a half feet but I've got it loaded down good.
I figure it's closer to four feet than three and a half feet.

Factory specs on the weight of my vessel is 5200 pounds.
Last time I weighed her she weighed 8,500 pounds.

Yes, that pic on the little perfections page was taken three days
ago at the mooring. That depth gauge is calibrated to read the
actual depth of the water. I have another fish-finder type that
is calibrated to read water under the keel. That thing gets
downright scary to look at sometimes.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
It's that shallow there? Your depth gauge reads shallow...I'm assuming that
was taken at your mooring....what is your draft?
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Nothing wrong with Bobsprit other than he's afraid to
come back and receive the usual beating he gets at
my hands with my debunking all his preposterous posts.

I'm not planning to leave again until Feb or March.
Not that much fun hunkering down behind a desert
island in the Bahamas waiting for front after front
to come by. It's not that I'm afraid of a little wind
but it stirs up the water on the banks and it becomes
too cloudy to read. I do hate going aground and
can't abide doing so stupidly and sailing the
banks in a strong norther is foolish because
without being able to read the water one will
end up aground sooner rather than later.

CN

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Oh, now...don't get in a snit again and leave....we just started having
fun
at your expense...it gives Bobspit a chance to rest up and get his health
back...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I took and displayed photos last time around. I even included a link to
the ship's log. Did I get any thanks? Did I get any Kudos?

All I got was called a liar, criticized for this minutia and that
minutia.

Why, in all honesty should I subject myself to the disdain of a bunch
of wannabes yet again?

You must think me daft.

CN
One who sails for his exclusive pleasure.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


How do you know for sure?


Easy .... You've made wild claims about long distance sailing, and
your
photos only show the interior of your boat!!

Who else would assume that their audience was so gullible?


Regards


Donal
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