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You are so lucky to have such a splendid example of a female
sailor in your life. If I were you I would be sure to keep her
VERY satisfied so she never looks elsewhere for male companionship.

A word of warning. Keep her away from the Florida Keys for if
ever she lays eyes on me and my fine, fiberglass vessel she will
surely jump ship and bless mine with her competence, grace and
lustful abandon.

If and when she has enough of scraping rust off your bluewater
voyaging vessel remind her there is a stout fiberglass vessel of
the same bent available where she can enjoy the sailing without
all the endless broken fingernails fighting rust.


CN


"Joe" wrote in message om...
(Capt,Neal?) wrote in message . com...
Just where is that sexy, redheaded, sailing wench these days?


Still first mate on RedCloud Capt.



Does she still look as good?


Always

Is she available for a decent
fiberglass boat and real captain?


Only in your wetdreams do you have a decent fiberglass boat, and your
100 ton Captains licences will always be a inferior licences to Ms
Terrys licences. She has had and used hers for many more years than
you. And she has mastered vessels that are of the maxium size allowed
by law for a 100 ton ticket. You... on the other hand have never
mastered anything requiring the full skills of a true 100 ton Master.
Real masters know that a USCG ticket is just a ticket to learn, and
until you have pushed your ticket to the max for 10 + years you will
be a junior officer to Ms Terry at best.

Regards,
Capt. Joe




Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
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