Your Boat Sucks If.....
 

Your boat sucks IF.....

It's PHRF is over 100 on average
It was Built before 1995
It doesn't have a genset and AC/Heating system
It doesn't have 6'5 headroom or better
It doesn't have new color radar and chartplotter
You have to take out a loan to buy it.
It doesn't come with a new dinghy and outboard
It doesn't have forward looking sonar
It doesn't have SSB, VHF and Sat Phone
It doesn't have a seperate stall shower

Does your boat qualify by meeting or exceeding these??? I employed Loco-Logic
to create the list!!!!


RB

The winter is upon us..... Bob's redoing his much critiqued presentation
of . " I'm getting a New Boat"
It's a second hand play and the performance is certain to match. :-D

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Your boat sucks IF.....

It's PHRF is over 100 on average
It was Built before 1995
It doesn't have a genset and AC/Heating system
It doesn't have 6'5 headroom or better
It doesn't have new color radar and chartplotter
You have to take out a loan to buy it.
It doesn't come with a new dinghy and outboard
It doesn't have forward looking sonar
It doesn't have SSB, VHF and Sat Phone
It doesn't have a seperate stall shower

Does your boat qualify by meeting or exceeding these??? I employed
Loco-Logic
to create the list!!!!


RB

The winter is upon us..... Bob's redoing his much critiqued presentation
of . " I'm getting a New Boat"


Okay, okay....one more rewrite, Coward.

RB

It doesn't have a seperate stall shower.

The real reason behind Boobs desire to move up. He can't fit in a normal head
and take a shower.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

It doesn't have a seperate stall shower.

The real reason behind Boobs desire to move up. He can't fit in a normal head
and take a shower.


few people over 6 feet can. Suzanne weighs 135 lbs and would rather use the
sunshower. But a stall shower is the proper thing to have on a REAL modern
boat.

RB

"Bob**** the big fat LOSER" wrote ...

The real reason behind Boobs desire to move up. He can't fit in a
normal head
and take a shower.


few people over 600lbs. can. Suzanne weighs 335 lbs and would
rather use the
sunshower. But a stall shower is the proper thing to have on a REAL
modern
boat.

RBB

On 10 Nov 2004 12:18:02 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:



Your boat sucks IF.....

It's PHRF is over 100 on average
It was Built before 1995
It doesn't have a genset and AC/Heating system
It doesn't have 6'5 headroom or better
It doesn't have new color radar and chartplotter
You have to take out a loan to buy it.
It doesn't come with a new dinghy and outboard
It doesn't have forward looking sonar
It doesn't have SSB, VHF and Sat Phone
It doesn't have a seperate stall shower

Does your boat qualify by meeting or exceeding these??? I employed Loco-Logic
to create the list!!!!

Only one shower? I've got two. You also forgot to mention the
microwave.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

RB

My mates new Benny has a bow thruster!


Now Scotty Potty is all excited.

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Your boat sucks IF.....
It doesn't have SSB, VHF and Sat Phone

You going sailing, huh?

Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

You don't need SSB or SatPhone until you are more than 1/2 mile from your
marina.... a *lot* more.


Regards

Donal
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"Donal" wrote in message

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
Your boat sucks IF.....

You going sailing, huh?

Donal... it's obvious that Bob is dedicated to consuming as much of the fuel
as possible that his commander in chief is liberating in Irag. He'll be
motoring as usual...95% of the time. The vessel will need a diesel genset to
power all that stuff when he decides to actually sail it. While plugged in
shoreside Bob will effectively destroy his much proclaimed energy efficency.

It's sad... truly sad....

CM