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Jonathan Ganz November 11th 04 12:32 AM

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
Only one shower? I've got two. You also forgot to mention the
microwave.


You need at least three showers. I'd suggest dumping the
microwave. You don't need to eat more. You've already got
tits.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Scott Vernon November 11th 04 02:23 AM


OzOne wrote

RB


My mates new Benny has a bow thruster!



What size Benny?


SV



Joe November 11th 04 04:05 AM

(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
Your boat sucks IF.....

It's PHRF is over 100 on average
It was Built before 1995
It doesn't have a genset and AC/Heating system
It doesn't have 6'5 headroom or better
It doesn't have new color radar and chartplotter
You have to take out a loan to buy it.
It doesn't come with a new dinghy and outboard
It doesn't have forward looking sonar
It doesn't have SSB, VHF and Sat Phone
It doesn't have a seperate stall shower

Does your boat qualify by meeting or exceeding these???


All except age. I'm smart enough to maintain a vessel. I do not need
new, I have the best buildt.

Are all your thruhulls Monel?
Full Keel w board?
Draft from 4.5ft to 11ft?
Hand crafted SS & Carbon fiber rigging?
Sextant?
Charts?
300 gal fuel? 1100 mile min range
175 gal water?
100HP main?
Deisel Gen?
55 ft main mast?
Mizzen mast?





I employed Loco-Logic
to create the list!!!!







RB


DSK November 11th 04 04:13 AM

(Bobsprit) wrote
Your boat sucks IF.....
It's PHRF is over 100 on average


What's an "average" PHRF?

Joe wrote:
All except age. I'm smart enough to maintain a vessel. I do not need
new, I have the best buildt.


A lot of times brand new boats have much less to offer than 2nd hand ones.


Are all your thruhulls Monel?


Nope, not needed or desirable... except on a metal hulles boat, maybe.

Full Keel w board?


What's desirable about a full keel w- board? Worst of both worlds...
slow, can't point, poor handling, ballast not as low...

Draft from 4.5ft to 11ft?


4.5' ?? Too deep.

Charts?


Umm, yeah.

Probably some people go sailing without charts, but I'm not one of them.

300 gal fuel? 1100 mile min range


Phooey. 450 gal and we can go 1800 miles.

175 gal water?


Watermaker?

100HP main?


135... not that we really need it. The boat would be better off IMHO
with 90 HP.

Deisel Gen?


yep.

55 ft main mast?


nope. But it's a plus IMHO, we can go under 14' air draft.

Mizzen mast?


Nope.. but I could put one on if we wanted...

DSK


Scott Vernon November 11th 04 11:23 AM


Ozone wrote

My mates new Benny has a bow thruster!



What size Benny?


SV

52' Oceanis.....quite a toy!


Nice! What's minimum crew needed? how powerful is the bowthruster,
can it overcome a strong crosswind?

Scotty



Scott Vernon November 11th 04 11:24 AM

Boats don't suck, only their owners do.

SV



Scott Vernon November 11th 04 11:40 AM

C & C 32' - nice boat
Alien - owner sucks.



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Boats don't suck, only their owners do.

SV





Bobsprit November 11th 04 12:23 PM

C & C 32' - nice boat


Thanks!!!!

RB

Bobsprit November 11th 04 12:24 PM

Siedlemann 30 - Horrible cheaply built boat designed for suckers.
Scotty Potti - Sucker

Dopey elderly guy on a cheap Siedlemann pretending to be a yachtsman?

Priceless!

RB

Bobsprit November 11th 04 01:01 PM

Dopey elderly guy on a cheap Siedlemann pretending to be a yachtsman?

A boat doesn't make you a yachtsman.....


You're right. Scotty is no yachtsman. In fact, he's no man.

RB


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