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Thom Stewart November 11th 04 05:21 PM

Nutsy,

A stall shower on a sail boat is a damn waste of space and fresh water
supply!

It is a REAL description of what kind of sailor you really are. A real
shore power sailor. SSB radio? Why? To listen to sailors who are out to
sea? A Cellular Phone? To tell Susy what time you'll be home for
supper. (g)

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart November 11th 04 05:29 PM

BB,

The only shower you need is for Nutsy to rinse his lying mouth.

Ole Thom


Bobsprit November 11th 04 05:42 PM

It is a REAL description of what kind of sailor you really are.

The kind who likes to keep clean!

RB

Bobsprit November 11th 04 05:42 PM

SSB radio? Why?

It comes with the boat. Should I throw it away?

RB

Overproof November 11th 04 05:42 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
March and haven't had once since.


I stop regularly for months.

If only you could stop being an idiotic coward for even a second.


But Bob... my unique position on the fence allows me a clear view of both
yards.

CM



Bobsprit November 11th 04 05:43 PM

A Cellular Phone? To tell Susy what time you'll be home for
supper. (g)

Sat phones are a nice safety item even on a coastal cruiser, Thom.

RB

Overproof November 11th 04 05:56 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Sat phones are a nice safety item even on a coastal cruiser, Thom.


In your case the speed dial with Sea-Tow's Emergency number will be really
handy.... only $10.Min..... just in case you lose the batteries to your
Cellular Phone!!!!!

Sat Phone!!.... Coastal!!!... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

Do you have a clue as to how ridiculous that is!

CM



Jonathan Ganz November 11th 04 06:11 PM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
Boats don't suck, only their owners do.


You should know!

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Thom Stewart November 11th 04 07:04 PM

Nutsy.

When was your last two Coastal cruises? To where?

You are right though, they are a great safety feature. Actually they get
a better CG response than the VHF.

Ole Thom


Overproof November 11th 04 07:38 PM


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Nutsy.

When was your last two Coastal cruises? To where?

You are right though, they are a great safety feature. Actually they get
a better CG response than the VHF.


A Sat Phone???? What the heck ?? Do you know how much a month it costs to
have a Sat Phone Activated ...... let's not even calc the rate per call!
Now where on the East or West Coast of the Continental US is there an area
without cellular service??

Okay I can readily see a Sat Phone for an ocean crossing... those you can
lease. Bob rarely crosses the friggin' Bay!

"Can You Hear Me Now??.... Good!"

CM




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