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Bobsprit November 13th 04 12:37 AM

Tell us Bob... what Sat Phone provider are you going to register with? No
.... please Telus!


We haven't picked one yet. My old unit was globalstar, which I actually got a
deal on at the time through my local provider. I used it for my job at the
time, but we have since switched to using the web.

RB

Scott Vernon November 13th 04 12:39 AM

Way to change the subject BB.


"Bob**** the big fat LOSER" wrote ...
My
thoughts have always been, if you have the time and are in a

geographic
location to do a blue-water cruise, why not?


So, John, are we to understand that you agree with Joe's post about

no boat
under 200 feet ever needing a bow thruster? Or do you agree with me

that in
some cases it's needed based on the vessel and docking situation?

BoB




Scott Vernon November 13th 04 12:40 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You frickin idiot... you have cell phone coverage that is ten times

as
reliable as a Sat Phone!!!

How stupid are you Bob?


Wrong, wrong, wrong. The Sat phone ALWAYS works here. ALWAYS.


'here', meaning in the slip.



Bobsprit November 13th 04 12:43 AM

Wrong, wrong, wrong. The Sat phone ALWAYS works here. ALWAYS.

'here', meaning in the slip.


Scotty's obsessed with women's clothing again.

RB

Overproof November 13th 04 12:46 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Now where on the East or West Coast of the Continental US is there an area
without cellular service??

Whole sections of the LIS are without service or have poor service. I've
switched phones 3 times to attain better signals. Verizon is currently the
best. It works 75% of the time.


My sympathies on having to endure such 3rd world service in a country that
lays claim to such global power. There is no area along the coast of Nova
Scotia that does not have cellular service. You must truly live in a poverty
stricken location when cellular service is so spotty as to be unavailable
regardless of the fact that you are within line of sight of heavily
populated areas.

CM



Overproof November 13th 04 12:51 AM


"DSK" wrote in message
...
DD730 wrote:
I smoked blunts for 33 years, usually several times a day. I stopped
last
March and haven't had once since. Did you know that keel boats heel?


No they don't. If they heeled, it would spill the bong.


That wouldn't matter if you used the Tandem Master-Slave Unit...

CM



Scott Vernon November 13th 04 12:55 AM


"John Cairns" wrote

What about his famous 'sail to nowhere'? I remember him bragging
about that even before he did it.

When *did* he do that, anyway?

Scotty


Don't really know much about Bob's sailing "history". I do recall

him
bragging about not being a "9 to 5'er" on more than one occasion. My
thoughts have always been, if you have the time and are in a

geographic
location to do a blue-water cruise, why not?


You think he's scared? Too lazy? Can't stow enough food onboard?

Given his lubbery ways and lack of sailing skills, it's probably safer
that he doesn't.



I suspect that Bobs done a lot less
sailing than he claimed he would.


he's done a lot less everything than he claims.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_




John Cairns November 13th 04 01:04 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
My
thoughts have always been, if you have the time and are in a geographic
location to do a blue-water cruise, why not?


So, John, are we to understand that you agree with Joe's post about no
boat
under 200 feet ever needing a bow thruster? Or do you agree with me that
in
some cases it's needed based on the vessel and docking situation?

RB


WTF?
John Cairns



Donal November 13th 04 01:04 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 22:46:06 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:

Bow thrusters on anything under a 200 footer is for people that have
no clue how to handle a boat.


Joe,

I agree with you!!!!




Regards


Donal


Ever maneuvered a 52'yacht in close quarters Donal?


No. The biggest that I've maneouvered in a tight situation is 47'.

I can tell you that having a bow thruster makes it much easier, and
gives a huge margin of safety.


I agree that a bow thruster would make life much easier.

Equally, a 260hp engine would be more convenient than a set of sails????



Regards


Donal
--




John Cairns November 13th 04 01:08 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"John Cairns" wrote

What about his famous 'sail to nowhere'? I remember him bragging
about that even before he did it.

When *did* he do that, anyway?

Scotty


Don't really know much about Bob's sailing "history". I do recall

him
bragging about not being a "9 to 5'er" on more than one occasion. My
thoughts have always been, if you have the time and are in a

geographic
location to do a blue-water cruise, why not?


You think he's scared? Too lazy? Can't stow enough food onboard?

Given his lubbery ways and lack of sailing skills, it's probably safer
that he doesn't.



I suspect that Bobs done a lot less
sailing than he claimed he would.


he's done a lot less everything than he claims.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


Agreed.
John Cairns







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