Capt. Mooron wrote:



My experience is that
| women don't want to be jumped on the first or even fourth date.

Well... I must be in Hell... because most girls I go out with want it in
the first hour of the date.


Are the Moose on heat again?

Cheers

"Nav" wrote in message
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| Capt. Mooron wrote:
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| My experience is that
| | women don't want to be jumped on the first or even fourth date.
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| Well... I must be in Hell... because most girls I go out with want it
in
| the first hour of the date.
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| Are the Moose on heat again?

You poor, desperate sod... look I'll exlain it in a 'formula' so you can
understand...
Where as :
Angle of the Dangle = E
Heat of the Meat = P
Measure of the Pleasure = C

E x P = C

Okay Now... run along and get your viagra and a hooker... make us a "Free
Body Diagram" of the results... Okay? :-P

CM

Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
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| Capt. Mooron wrote:
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|
|
| My experience is that
| | women don't want to be jumped on the first or even fourth date.
|
| Well... I must be in Hell... because most girls I go out with want it
in
| the first hour of the date.
|
|
| Are the Moose on heat again?

You poor, desperate sod... look I'll exlain it in a 'formula' so you can
understand...
Where as :
Angle of the Dangle = E
Heat of the Meat = P
Measure of the Pleasure = C

E x P = C

Okay Now... run along and get your viagra and a hooker... make us a "Free
Body Diagram" of the results... Okay? :-P


Please explain how can I make a "free body diagram" with a hooker? Are
you suggesting I rip her off? Shame on you. Now tell us just how hot are
those Moose -we'll guess your angle!

:-P

Cheers

1 point CM for a particularly funny riposte.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

"Nav" wrote

| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| My experience is that
| | women don't want to be jumped on the first or even fourth date.
|
| Well... I must be in Hell... because most girls I go out with want it
in
| the first hour of the date.
|
|
| Are the Moose on heat again?

You poor, desperate sod... look I'll exlain it in a 'formula' so you can
understand...
Where as :
Angle of the Dangle = E
Heat of the Meat = P
Measure of the Pleasure = C

E x P = C

Okay Now... run along and get your viagra and a hooker... make us a "Free
Body Diagram" of the results... Okay? :-P

CM

really trying to follow this tread
well...............not really.

4 dates!
your kidding right?

moose are hot items in canada?
nah.......... can't be.............

you guys really don't get out often.

women are fun for all kinds of reasons........
highly reccomend you go for a test drive today.

gf.
..


"Nav" wrote in message
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Capt. Mooron wrote:



My experience is that
| women don't want to be jumped on the first or even fourth date.

Well... I must be in Hell... because most girls I go out with want it
in
the first hour of the date.


Are the Moose on heat again?

Cheers