Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
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| Capt. Mooron wrote:
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| My experience is that
| | women don't want to be jumped on the first or even fourth date.
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| Well... I must be in Hell... because most girls I go out with want it
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| the first hour of the date.
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| Are the Moose on heat again?

You poor, desperate sod... look I'll exlain it in a 'formula' so you can
understand...
Where as :
Angle of the Dangle = E
Heat of the Meat = P
Measure of the Pleasure = C

E x P = C

Okay Now... run along and get your viagra and a hooker... make us a "Free
Body Diagram" of the results... Okay? :-P


Please explain how can I make a "free body diagram" with a hooker? Are
you suggesting I rip her off? Shame on you. Now tell us just how hot are
those Moose -we'll guess your angle!

:-P

Cheers