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Bart Senior wrote:
It seems every time I anchor with a group of boats, they other skippers want to anchor close to me. If I anchor last, it is not uncommon to see other boats pull anchors and move even closer. I call this the "herd" instinct. What should a "non-leaf-eater" do in this situation? Learn to play the electric guitar. In fact, practice playing your electric guitar REAL LOUD on deck... naked. It'll drive away most of the boats... all of them, in many cases, and it will have the bonus of attracting crazy women who want to drink tequila and show you their body piercing(s). Here's an example how not to: http://community.webshots.com/photo/...83124677IYXxTP 1- acoustic instead of electric guitar 2- boat tied to dock instead of anchored 3- clothes... poor taste, sure, but not as offensive as buck naked 4- woman has no tattoos, no piercings, no tequila You should be able to do better! Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
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![]() all of them, in many cases, and it will have the bonus of attracting crazy women who want to drink tequila and show you their body piercing(s). N0t a good idea...he already has a problem attacting those types of women.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.712 / Virus Database: 468 - Release Date: 6/27/2004 |
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Pump your holding tank just as he goes forward to his anchor and wave
to him with a roll of toilet paper in your hand. OT |
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a pignose amp and a knockoff gibson
works every time aah oh ....no..no ........don't ask thanks BTW: nice boat gf. have a "DSK" wrote in message . .. Bart Senior wrote: It seems every time I anchor with a group of boats, they other skippers want to anchor close to me. If I anchor last, it is not uncommon to see other boats pull anchors and move even closer. I call this the "herd" instinct. What should a "non-leaf-eater" do in this situation? Learn to play the electric guitar. In fact, practice playing your electric guitar REAL LOUD on deck... naked. It'll drive away most of the boats... all of them, in many cases, and it will have the bonus of attracting crazy women who want to drink tequila and show you their body piercing(s). Here's an example how not to: http://community.webshots.com/photo/...83124677IYXxTP 1- acoustic instead of electric guitar 2- boat tied to dock instead of anchored 3- clothes... poor taste, sure, but not as offensive as buck naked 4- woman has no tattoos, no piercings, no tequila You should be able to do better! Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
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