AP: New York area. According to police, a Taco Bell was broken into
in recent days. Apparently, the intruder didn't take any money, but did
eat his way through their entire stock of food for the year. The thing
that really puzzled the police is how the thief escaped, since it would be
impossible to eat all of the food and still be able to negotiate the doors.
No
one saw anyone of that size leave the vicinity, so there is a presumption
that
the thief is in the area. One theory currently being examined is that the
"tooth
fairy" (as he is being referred to unoffically) has disguised himself as the
Big
Boy statue at the Big Boy restaurant across the street.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
As for Bobsprit, I think he knows that the present situation is more or
less a
Mexican-standoff.


Mexican??? Great idea! I'm off to Taco Bell!!

RB