I did a little checking and found out what really happened to Mooron.

He was always a desperate man chasing every skirt that crossed his
path and when Lady Pilot dropped in looking for Johns she had no
trouble captivation the Oaf of Overproof. She had him wrapped
around her little finger - it was pathetic to see the man so whipped.

Anyway, Mooron was suckered into a 'rendezvous' with LP and he
quickly found out how much of a blind sucker he had been and how
she was just playing with him while he took it all seriously. He was
crushed and now he's ashamed to show his face around here again . . .

Can't say as I blame him for hiding his shame.

S.Simon

how do you know all this? Did he e-mail you? Don't let booby find out ,
he'll throw one of his jelous tantrums and call you a liar. He's very close
to edge right now.

SV


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I did a little checking and found out what really happened to Mooron.

He was always a desperate man chasing every skirt that crossed his
path and when Lady Pilot dropped in looking for Johns she had no
trouble captivation the Oaf of Overproof. She had him wrapped
around her little finger - it was pathetic to see the man so whipped.

Anyway, Mooron was suckered into a 'rendezvous' with LP and he
quickly found out how much of a blind sucker he had been and how
she was just playing with him while he took it all seriously. He was
crushed and now he's ashamed to show his face around here again . . .

Can't say as I blame him for hiding his shame.

S.Simon

Can't say as I blame him for hiding his shame.


Obviously a farce since Mooron knows no shame....

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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
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"katysails" wrote:
Can't say as I blame him for hiding his shame.


Obviously a farce since Mooron knows no shame....

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What are you trying to tell me here? Maybe you should reply by e-mail...

LP ( just can't figure Capt. Mooron out...sigh)

In article qeRFb.21000$HQ.3155@okepread02, Lady Pilot
wrote:


What are you trying to tell me here? Maybe you should reply by e-mail...

LP ( just can't figure Capt. Mooron out...sigh)

Easy. Boats first, rum second, women afterwards. Sometimes, long
afterwards as the first 2 are cheaper, more reliable in effect and more
predictable WRT the aftermath. Buy a crab crusher, keep it in a warm
climate and ask Mooron to teach you to sail it, all the OP rum he can
drink laid on plus other bennies.

Might work.....

Peter Wiley

"Peter Wiley" wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote:


What are you trying to tell me here? Maybe you should reply by
e-mail...

LP ( just can't figure Capt. Mooron out...sigh)

Easy. Boats first, rum second, women afterwards. Sometimes, long
afterwards as the first 2 are cheaper, more reliable in effect and more
predictable WRT the aftermath.

LOL! Typical male response.

Buy a crab crusher, keep it in a warm
climate and ask Mooron to teach you to sail it, all the OP rum he can
drink laid on plus other bennies.

rofl. That's great advice! I know of a Nordica-30 for sale, but I would
have to have his brand of OP imported.

Thanks! ;-)

LP

"Peter Wiley" wrote:
Buy a crab crusher..

What's the exact definition of a "crab crusher"?

LP