What really happened to Mooron
In article gg5Gb.21170$HQ.12363@okepread02, Lady Pilot
wrote:
"Peter Wiley" wrote:
Lady Pilot wrote:
What are you trying to tell me here? Maybe you should reply by
e-mail...
LP ( just can't figure Capt. Mooron out...sigh)
Easy. Boats first, rum second, women afterwards. Sometimes, long
afterwards as the first 2 are cheaper, more reliable in effect and more
predictable WRT the aftermath.
LOL! Typical male response.
Years of experience..... "To outfit a boat will cause you much trouble,
but to outfit a woman, the expenses are double." If you have the boat,
finding women to crew isn't a problem (except for losers like Simon).
Buy a crab crusher, keep it in a warm
climate and ask Mooron to teach you to sail it, all the OP rum he can
drink laid on plus other bennies.
rofl. That's great advice! I know of a Nordica-30 for sale, but I would
have to have his brand of OP imported.
I suspect he's not *that* fussy. Any rum 100 proof or over will
probably do. Speaking as a long-term rum drinker myself, I wouldn't
bother with white rums. Inner Circle OP (unobtainable in the USA) is
good, a dark rum with lots of flavour and 75% ethanol content. Bundy OP
isn't bad either, we were drinking that last weekend, but it's only
57%. Teenage children have some uses once they learn how much ice goes
in the rum. There may be hope for them yet.
Peter Wiley
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