"Scott Vernon" wrote:

You definitely can't compete with his boat, so don't even try.

Hehee. Don't worry, I know better.

That reminds me of an old aviation joke:

Women vs Aircraft

Aircraft don't object to a preflight inspection.
Aircraft come with manuals to explain their operation.
Aircraft have strict weight and balance limits.
Aircraft don't come with in-laws.
Aircraft don't care about how many other aircraft you have flown.
Aircraft and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Aircraft don't mind if you look at other aircraft.
Aircraft don't mind if you buy aircraft magazines.
Aircraft expect to be tied down.
Aircraft don't comment on your piloting skills.
Aircraft don't try and make you crash and burn.
Aircraft don't whine unless something is really wrong.
When aircraft go quiet, it's a bad thing.

They left a couple off:

Aircraft won't leave you for another pilot.
Aircraft don't run home to mother when they are mad at you.
Aircraft don't tell you where to go.

The only similarity is that they both cost a lot of money. ;-)

LP