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Donal October 7th 03 11:46 PM

Killing Pets
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

snip
That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
as humanely as possible when their time comes.


So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their
passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about two
years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack,
and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an African
charity??

In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two
years of life for a human??



Regards


Donal
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Simple Simon October 8th 03 12:00 AM

Killing Pets
 
Oh shut up, you sniveling, bleeding-heart, liberal fool!

If you could read you'd know that's NOT what I wrote.

I wrote it's the pet owner's personal responsiblity to kill his
pet if the pet is severely injured and in pain and has no
chance to live through its injuries. I say leave the vet out of
it unless there is a question as to the severity of the injuries
being death causing. I think any intelligent person realizes
if and when his pet is suffering badly and has no chance of
recovering. This is when a real man will take the responsiblity
of ending his pet's suffering without further ado. The method
of terminating a pet's life should be left up to the individual
but it should be fast and humane so the animal never knew
what hit it.

To take a kitten who's going blind to the vet to have her
killed is to abdicate one's responsiblity and obligations
in more ways than one.

S.Simon




"Donal" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

snip
That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
as humanely as possible when their time comes.


So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their
passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about two
years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack,
and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an African
charity??

In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two
years of life for a human??



Regards


Donal
--





Scott Vernon October 8th 03 01:00 AM

Killing Pets
 
Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the water
to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to the
brain.

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

snip
That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
as humanely as possible when their time comes.


So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their
passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about

two
years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack,
and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an

African
charity??

In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two
years of life for a human??



Regards


Donal
--





Capt. Mooron October 8th 03 01:37 AM

Killing Pets
 
Lead Poisoning.... a shot of Vitamin "B"..... walkin' the dawg one last
time....

I remember a couple of friends that had decided to save $200 bucks by
killing some unwanted kittens. I offered to do the job, but these big ole
boys decided a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....

About 3 hours later they staggered into the bar.... sober, pale and lookin'
like one sorry lot. Didn't take much to find out that despite two guns [both
wrong for the job-rifles]..... even after ten shots there were bloody
screaming kittens jumping or clawing out of the bag! They had to reload! One
of them had tears in his eyes. They both had nightmares about bloody
screaming kittens for weeks.

Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge pump.....
all tumbled dead to the ground.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the water
| to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to the
| brain.
|
| Scotty
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
|
| snip
| That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
| humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
| as humanely as possible when their time comes.
|
| So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their
| passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about
| two
| years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted
sack,
| and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an
| African
| charity??
|
| In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two
| years of life for a human??
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|
|



Lady Pilot October 8th 03 01:48 AM

Killing Pets
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge

pump.....
all tumbled dead to the ground.

CM


I think I'm going to faint...

What am I doing here?

LP ( needs to unsubscribe and wallpaper my bathroom)

P.S. Did you take the day off, Capt. Mooron?

LP



Scott Vernon October 8th 03 01:50 AM

Killing Pets
 
How's that little birdie that was on your shoulder doing these days?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Lead Poisoning.... a shot of Vitamin "B"..... walkin' the dawg one last
time....

I remember a couple of friends that had decided to save $200 bucks by
killing some unwanted kittens. I offered to do the job, but these big ole
boys decided a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....

About 3 hours later they staggered into the bar.... sober, pale and

lookin'
like one sorry lot. Didn't take much to find out that despite two guns

[both
wrong for the job-rifles]..... even after ten shots there were bloody
screaming kittens jumping or clawing out of the bag! They had to reload!

One
of them had tears in his eyes. They both had nightmares about bloody
screaming kittens for weeks.

Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge pump.....
all tumbled dead to the ground.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the

water
| to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to the
| brain.
|
| Scotty
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
|
| snip
| That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
| humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
| as humanely as possible when their time comes.
|
| So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease

their
| passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for

about
| two
| years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted
sack,
| and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an
| African
| charity??
|
| In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth

two
| years of life for a human??
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|
|





Lady Pilot October 8th 03 01:50 AM

Killing Pets
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


I got your dementia right here (as he grabs his crotch)!


You are taking out your frustration on Capt. Mooron.

Nothing personal, Neal... we could still be friends.

You didn't say how long it takes to sail from the Bahamas to Ft.
Lauderdale?

LP



Lady Pilot October 8th 03 01:52 AM

Killing Pets
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
They know Scott.... they know alright! They understand they have

nowhere to
go and their buddy just got taken out by Mandingo with a sledge....

they
know they're next... they probably know the cow two carcasses out

is just
stunned.

They could feed these cows barrels of wine or apple cider and then

lead them
out when they're too drunk to focus..... then whack'em!

Imagine how that guy with the hammer must feel? Lookin' into those

big brown
pleading bovine eyes all day while he punches their ticket.

CM


Why are you doing this?

LP (shrieking!!!)



Lady Pilot October 8th 03 01:57 AM

Killing Pets
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
How's that little birdie that was on your shoulder doing these days?

Scotty


I think Capt. Mooron is amazing!!! He uses the same spells on me...
;-)

LP



Lady Pilot October 8th 03 01:58 AM

Killing Pets
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Does your cat pull it's own weight on the boat? Pets on boats....

how
lubberly can you get!


You wouldn't take an animal on board your boat?

LP




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