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Navigator's lament
The Navigator's Lament
I had a kitten and I loved her so much She was playful and gentle and so nice to touch. But alas she went blind And in my warped mind A handicapped cat might never survive And I fancied her better off dead than alive. So I KILLED her . . . S.Simon - loves animals |
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Boyoh boy, you must have hated recess when you were a kid.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... The Navigator's Lament I had a kitten and I loved her so much She was playful and gentle and so nice to touch. But alas she went blind And in my warped mind A handicapped cat might never survive And I fancied her better off dead than alive. So I KILLED her . . . S.Simon - loves animals |
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Negative!
What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's worse these people expect support and sympathy for their moral decriptitude. People move into an apartment or house where pets are not allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept obligations because it is inconvenient to do so. This indicates a total lack of conscience, morals and respect for life in general. This is true psychotic behavior but so many people exhibit it that it has blurred the norm. But, still, people will continue to attempt to justify it by claiming they killed their pet for whatever reason when the ONLY valid reason to ever kill a pet is if it is suffering greatly and has no chance to live. Only then can it be considered humane to kill the animal. A real man will do the killing himself - not take the animal to the vet which is another failure to live up to obligations. It is never humane to abandon a pet. It is never humane to regeg on your obligations to your pet. You willingly take on the obligation. It shows a lack of morals to change your mind. Too many people these days have no morals. They do whatever is most convenient at any given time but what disgusts me is they lie to themselves and attempt to justify this lack of morals with lame excuses that simply don't make any logical or moral sense. If my words can sway one opinion and save one animal they are worth it. I don't care what people think of me for writing these words. S.Simon - loves and respects animals "The Carrolls" wrote in message ... Boyoh boy, you must have hated recess when you were a kid. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... The Navigator's Lament I had a kitten and I loved her so much She was playful and gentle and so nice to touch. But alas she went blind And in my warped mind A handicapped cat might never survive And I fancied her better off dead than alive. So I KILLED her . . . S.Simon - loves animals |
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What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays. SV "Simple Simon" wrote ... What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's worse these people expect support and sympathy for their moral decriptitude. People move into an apartment or house where pets are not allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept obligations because it is inconvenient to do so. |
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You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it
should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids. S.Simon "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays. SV "Simple Simon" wrote ... What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's worse these people expect support and sympathy for their moral decriptitude. People move into an apartment or house where pets are not allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept obligations because it is inconvenient to do so. |
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What about cows and pigs?
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids. S.Simon "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays. SV "Simple Simon" wrote ... What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's worse these people expect support and sympathy for their moral decriptitude. People move into an apartment or house where pets are not allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept obligations because it is inconvenient to do so. |
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Depends upon whether they're pets or farm animals. Intended use is a big factor. To be considered reneging one must breach a promise - one makes no promise of sanctuary to farm animals raised for food. That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched as humanely as possible when their time comes. S.Simon "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... What about cows and pigs? "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids. S.Simon "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays. SV "Simple Simon" wrote ... What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's worse these people expect support and sympathy for their moral decriptitude. People move into an apartment or house where pets are not allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept obligations because it is inconvenient to do so. |
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Who decided that dogs & cats get treated better than other animals?.
SV "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Depends upon whether they're pets or farm animals. Intended use is a big factor. To be considered reneging one must breach a promise - one makes no promise of sanctuary to farm animals raised for food. That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched as humanely as possible when their time comes. S.Simon "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... What about cows and pigs? "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids. S.Simon "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays. SV "Simple Simon" wrote ... What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's worse these people expect support and sympathy for their moral decriptitude. People move into an apartment or house where pets are not allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept obligations because it is inconvenient to do so. |
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and old people, and sick people , and people that
are different then us . . . -- ---- Steve S/V Pony Express "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... : You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it : should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration : with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids. : : S.Simon : : : "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... : : What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays. : : SV : : "Simple Simon" wrote .... : : What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things : that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway : toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's : worse these people expect support and sympathy for their : moral decriptitude. : : People move into an apartment or house where pets are not : allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car : along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person : who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the : pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat : so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many : excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept : obligations because it is inconvenient to do so. : : : : : |
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"Pony Express" wrote in message ink.net... and old people, and sick people , and people that are different then us . . . Iraqis are different! Simple already thinks that it is ok to kill Iraqis. Regards Donal -- |
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One dog in the team one time... wouldn't pull, wouldn't wheel, wouldn't
lead, fought with it's team mates.... one week later it died of a lead overdose. No tears.... Does your cat pull it's own weight on the boat? Pets on boats.... how lubberly can you get! Pathetic is what you are. CM "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... | Negative! | | What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things | that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway | toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's | worse these people expect support and sympathy for their | moral decriptitude. | | People move into an apartment or house where pets are not | allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car | along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person | who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the | pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat | so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many | excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept | obligations because it is inconvenient to do so. | | This indicates a total lack of conscience, morals and respect | for life in general. This is true psychotic behavior but so many | people exhibit it that it has blurred the norm. But, still, people | will continue to attempt to justify it by claiming they killed their | pet for whatever reason when the ONLY valid reason to ever | kill a pet is if it is suffering greatly and has no chance to live. | Only then can it be considered humane to kill the animal. | A real man will do the killing himself - not take the animal | to the vet which is another failure to live up to obligations. | | It is never humane to abandon a pet. It is never humane to | regeg on your obligations to your pet. You willingly take on | the obligation. It shows a lack of morals to change your mind. | Too many people these days have no morals. They do whatever | is most convenient at any given time but what disgusts me is | they lie to themselves and attempt to justify this lack of morals | with lame excuses that simply don't make any logical or moral sense. | | If my words can sway one opinion and save one animal they are | worth it. I don't care what people think of me for writing these | words. | | S.Simon - loves and respects animals | | | "The Carrolls" wrote in message ... | Boyoh boy, you must have hated recess when you were a kid. | "Simple Simon" wrote in message | ... | The Navigator's Lament | | I had a kitten and I loved her so much | She was playful and gentle and so nice to touch. | But alas she went blind | And in my warped mind | A handicapped cat might never survive | And I fancied her better off dead than alive. | So I KILLED her . . . | | | | S.Simon - loves animals | | | | | | |
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Cats and Dogs are a primary food source in many countries.
Why can you kill a pig with no tears and yet you cry like a big baby when someone offs a cat? Hypocrite! CM "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... | | Depends upon whether they're pets or farm animals. | Intended use is a big factor. To be considered | reneging one must breach a promise - one makes | no promise of sanctuary to farm animals raised for food. | That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as | humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched | as humanely as possible when their time comes. | | S.Simon | | "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... | What about cows and pigs? | | | "Simple Simon" wrote in message | ... | You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it | should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration | with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids. | | S.Simon | | | "Scott Vernon" wrote in message | ... | | What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays. | | SV | | "Simple Simon" wrote ... | | What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things | that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway | toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's | worse these people expect support and sympathy for their | moral decriptitude. | | People move into an apartment or house where pets are not | allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car | along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person | who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the | pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat | so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many | excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept | obligations because it is inconvenient to do so. | | | | | | | | | |
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"Donal" wrote in message | Iraqis are different! Simple already thinks that it is ok to kill Iraqis. I bet he cheers when they kill Iraqi Cats! CM |
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When I get tired of a dog I take him out to chase balls on RT 95.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster" Trains are a winter sport |
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
... Does your cat pull it's own weight on the boat? Pets on boats.... how lubberly can you get! No pelican ever shat on Loki's deck while Arlo was on watch! http://www.sv-loki.com/FullPelican.jpg BTW, Stanley, whose head can be seen at the bottom of this picture, was "on his last legs" at age 16 prior to this trip. However, the fresh air agreed with him, and he rallied to survive the one year trip, spending most of the time sleeping under the dodger. We had to do the kind thing this Spring, when he was 19 years old. -- -jeff www.sv-loki.com "The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to send back soup at the deli." |
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I always thought of my dog as potential food. I'm sure he
thought of me in similar terms. He lived to be 17, which isn't bad for a dobie/lab mix. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Negative! What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's worse these people expect support and sympathy for their moral decriptitude. |
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What about women? Intended use could mean anything.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Depends upon whether they're pets or farm animals. Intended use is a big factor. To be considered reneging one must breach a promise - one makes no promise of sanctuary to farm animals raised for food. That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched as humanely as possible when their time comes. S.Simon "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... What about cows and pigs? "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids. S.Simon "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays. SV "Simple Simon" wrote ... What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's worse these people expect support and sympathy for their moral decriptitude. People move into an apartment or house where pets are not allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept obligations because it is inconvenient to do so. |
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Food. Besides, farmers don't torture the animal before they kill it, do
they? John Cairns "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... What about cows and pigs? "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids. |
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Dogs don't like the taste of faggots!
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... I always thought of my dog as potential food. I'm sure he thought of me in similar terms. He lived to be 17, which isn't bad for a dobie/lab mix. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Negative! What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's worse these people expect support and sympathy for their moral decriptitude. |
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So how did he taste?
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... I always thought of my dog as potential food. I'm sure he thought of me in similar terms. He lived to be 17, which isn't bad for a dobie/lab mix. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Negative! What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's worse these people expect support and sympathy for their moral decriptitude. |
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"John Cairns" wrote in message ... | Food. Besides, farmers don't torture the animal before they kill it, do | they? What does that have to do with the price of tea in china? We weren't discussing torture... the subject is killing animals. Why is one animal subject to more rights than another? Now you want to talk about torturing animals... think about 3 hens to a cubic foot cage with their beaks trimmed and fed to a clock while they lay your breakfast. Eat much Veal? Ever toured a slaughterhouse? Everyday animals die horrible deaths for our table..... and Simon sheds tears for a sick cat put down gently to prevent further suffering. Simon is clearly in the throes of dementia from senility! CM |
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"John Cairns" wrote...
| Food. Besides, farmers don't torture the animal before they kill it, do | they? That depends on your political orientation. Some folks claim they do.... "Capt. Mooron" wrote: What does that have to do with the price of tea in china? We weren't discussing torture... the subject is killing animals. Why is one animal subject to more rights than another? Because we can talk, and they can't. Plus we have opposable thumbs..... Now you want to talk about torturing animals... think about 3 hens to a cubic foot cage with their beaks trimmed and fed to a clock while they lay your breakfast. Eat much Veal? Ever toured a slaughterhouse? Everyday animals die horrible deaths for our table..... Yep... the trend is towards higher volume production at lower cost... although with shipping cost so low, I don't see why we haven't turned (say for example) the former Yugoslavia into a huge open range chicken farm... now that would be a high return on capital..... but it would be somewhat cruel to the former Yugoslavians.... and Simon sheds tears for a sick cat put down gently to prevent further suffering. Simon is clearly in the throes of dementia from senility! No, he's just plain dumber than a doorknob. Just look at what he has to say about sailing, fer gosh sake! DSK |
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I got your dementia right here (as he grabs his crotch)! If you were paying attenion or had the capacity to pay attention you'd realize that the obligations one incurs with a pet are far different than the obligations one incurs with farm animals as far as not tossing the pet aside. Farm animals are born and bred to be used for food or by-product. Cats and dogs are NOT! Navigator never claimed his kitten was suffering. Rather he only whined and expressed his fears that the kitten could come to harm being blind so he killed her so he would not have to worry about her future. This is not the act of any kind (or sane) man. He's a moron and you're a moron and cruel ones at that. Go punch out another teenbopper why don't you? S.Simon "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... animals die horrible deaths for our table..... and Simon sheds tears for a sick cat put down gently to prevent further suffering. Simon is clearly in the throes of dementia from senility! CM |
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Have you? The one I was at in Chicago had a huge black guy with a sledge
hammer standing over the line of cows. One good whack! Don't imagine the cow ever knew what hit it. Is that horrible? Scotty "Capt. Mooron" wrote Ever toured a slaughterhouse? Everyday animals die horrible deaths for our table..... |
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
... Farm animals are born and bred to be used for food or by-product. Who decided that? Pigs are very smart animals. Cats and dogs are NOT! In some countries they ARE. |
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They know Scott.... they know alright! They understand they have nowhere to
go and their buddy just got taken out by Mandingo with a sledge.... they know they're next... they probably know the cow two carcasses out is just stunned. They could feed these cows barrels of wine or apple cider and then lead them out when they're too drunk to focus..... then whack'em! Imagine how that guy with the hammer must feel? Lookin' into those big brown pleading bovine eyes all day while he punches their ticket. CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... | Have you? The one I was at in Chicago had a huge black guy with a sledge | hammer standing over the line of cows. One good whack! Don't imagine the | cow ever knew what hit it. Is that horrible? | | Scotty | | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote | Ever toured a slaughterhouse? Everyday | animals die horrible deaths for our table..... | | |
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It doesn't matter who decided what. Have you heard of
miniature pot-belly pigs? Some people have them as pets. If you have a pig for a pet you are obligated to treat it like a pet and not a farm animal. If you have a pig as a farm animal you are obligated to treat it like a farm animal and not a pet. It's a matter of your role as a human being and assuming obligations requires that you fulfill them. If you fail to do so you're not really human at all - you're just another animal and to pretend to be otherwise is just plain hypocritical. S.Simon "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Farm animals are born and bred to be used for food or by-product. Who decided that? Pigs are very smart animals. Cats and dogs are NOT! In some countries they ARE. |
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message | Cats and dogs are NOT! | | In some countries they ARE. Whadda Ya think of my Rottweiler? DELICIOUS! M-m-m-m-m-m Hot Dogs! CM |
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Talk about your twisted logic.....
CM "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... | It doesn't matter who decided what. Have you heard of | miniature pot-belly pigs? Some people have them as pets. | If you have a pig for a pet you are obligated to treat it like | a pet and not a farm animal. If you have a pig as a farm | animal you are obligated to treat it like a farm animal and | not a pet. It's a matter of your role as a human being and | assuming obligations requires that you fulfill them. If you | fail to do so you're not really human at all - you're just | another animal and to pretend to be otherwise is just | plain hypocritical. | | S.Simon | | | "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... | "Simple Simon" wrote in message | ... | | | Farm animals are born and | bred to be used for food or by-product. | | Who decided that? Pigs are very smart animals. | | | | Cats and dogs are NOT! | | In some countries they ARE. | | | | | |
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You should know. Did you look into the eyes of the teenybopper you
punched out? S.Simon "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... They know Scott.... they know alright! They understand they have nowhere to go and their buddy just got taken out by Mandingo with a sledge.... they know they're next... they probably know the cow two carcasses out is just stunned. They could feed these cows barrels of wine or apple cider and then lead them out when they're too drunk to focus..... then whack'em! Imagine how that guy with the hammer must feel? Lookin' into those big brown pleading bovine eyes all day while he punches their ticket. CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... | Have you? The one I was at in Chicago had a huge black guy with a sledge | hammer standing over the line of cows. One good whack! Don't imagine the | cow ever knew what hit it. Is that horrible? | | Scotty | | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote | Ever toured a slaughterhouse? Everyday | animals die horrible deaths for our table..... | | |
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... snip That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched as humanely as possible when their time comes. So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about two years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack, and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an African charity?? In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two years of life for a human?? Regards Donal -- |
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Oh shut up, you sniveling, bleeding-heart, liberal fool!
If you could read you'd know that's NOT what I wrote. I wrote it's the pet owner's personal responsiblity to kill his pet if the pet is severely injured and in pain and has no chance to live through its injuries. I say leave the vet out of it unless there is a question as to the severity of the injuries being death causing. I think any intelligent person realizes if and when his pet is suffering badly and has no chance of recovering. This is when a real man will take the responsiblity of ending his pet's suffering without further ado. The method of terminating a pet's life should be left up to the individual but it should be fast and humane so the animal never knew what hit it. To take a kitten who's going blind to the vet to have her killed is to abdicate one's responsiblity and obligations in more ways than one. S.Simon "Donal" wrote in message ... "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... snip That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched as humanely as possible when their time comes. So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about two years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack, and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an African charity?? In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two years of life for a human?? Regards Donal -- |
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Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the water
to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to the brain. Scotty "Donal" wrote in message ... "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... snip That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched as humanely as possible when their time comes. So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about two years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack, and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an African charity?? In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two years of life for a human?? Regards Donal -- |
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Lead Poisoning.... a shot of Vitamin "B"..... walkin' the dawg one last
time.... I remember a couple of friends that had decided to save $200 bucks by killing some unwanted kittens. I offered to do the job, but these big ole boys decided a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.... About 3 hours later they staggered into the bar.... sober, pale and lookin' like one sorry lot. Didn't take much to find out that despite two guns [both wrong for the job-rifles]..... even after ten shots there were bloody screaming kittens jumping or clawing out of the bag! They had to reload! One of them had tears in his eyes. They both had nightmares about bloody screaming kittens for weeks. Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge pump..... all tumbled dead to the ground. CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... | Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the water | to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to the | brain. | | Scotty | | "Donal" wrote in message | ... | | "Simple Simon" wrote in message | ... | | snip | That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as | humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched | as humanely as possible when their time comes. | | So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their | passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about | two | years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack, | and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an | African | charity?? | | In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two | years of life for a human?? | | | | Regards | | | Donal | -- | | | | |
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote: Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge pump..... all tumbled dead to the ground. CM I think I'm going to faint... What am I doing here? LP ( needs to unsubscribe and wallpaper my bathroom) P.S. Did you take the day off, Capt. Mooron? LP |
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How's that little birdie that was on your shoulder doing these days?
Scotty "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... Lead Poisoning.... a shot of Vitamin "B"..... walkin' the dawg one last time.... I remember a couple of friends that had decided to save $200 bucks by killing some unwanted kittens. I offered to do the job, but these big ole boys decided a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.... About 3 hours later they staggered into the bar.... sober, pale and lookin' like one sorry lot. Didn't take much to find out that despite two guns [both wrong for the job-rifles]..... even after ten shots there were bloody screaming kittens jumping or clawing out of the bag! They had to reload! One of them had tears in his eyes. They both had nightmares about bloody screaming kittens for weeks. Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge pump..... all tumbled dead to the ground. CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... | Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the water | to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to the | brain. | | Scotty | | "Donal" wrote in message | ... | | "Simple Simon" wrote in message | ... | | snip | That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as | humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched | as humanely as possible when their time comes. | | So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their | passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about | two | years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack, | and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an | African | charity?? | | In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two | years of life for a human?? | | | | Regards | | | Donal | -- | | | | |
Killing Pets
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I got your dementia right here (as he grabs his crotch)! You are taking out your frustration on Capt. Mooron. Nothing personal, Neal... we could still be friends. You didn't say how long it takes to sail from the Bahamas to Ft. Lauderdale? LP |
Killing Pets
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... They know Scott.... they know alright! They understand they have nowhere to go and their buddy just got taken out by Mandingo with a sledge.... they know they're next... they probably know the cow two carcasses out is just stunned. They could feed these cows barrels of wine or apple cider and then lead them out when they're too drunk to focus..... then whack'em! Imagine how that guy with the hammer must feel? Lookin' into those big brown pleading bovine eyes all day while he punches their ticket. CM Why are you doing this? LP (shrieking!!!) |
Killing Pets
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... How's that little birdie that was on your shoulder doing these days? Scotty I think Capt. Mooron is amazing!!! He uses the same spells on me... ;-) LP |
Killing Pets
"Capt. Mooron" wrote: Does your cat pull it's own weight on the boat? Pets on boats.... how lubberly can you get! You wouldn't take an animal on board your boat? LP |
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