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Simple Simon October 7th 03 01:02 AM

Navigator's lament
 
The Navigator's Lament

I had a kitten and I loved her so much
She was playful and gentle and so nice to touch.
But alas she went blind
And in my warped mind
A handicapped cat might never survive
And I fancied her better off dead than alive.
So I KILLED her . . .



S.Simon - loves animals



The Carrolls October 7th 03 05:40 AM

Navigator's lament
 
Boyoh boy, you must have hated recess when you were a kid.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
The Navigator's Lament

I had a kitten and I loved her so much
She was playful and gentle and so nice to touch.
But alas she went blind
And in my warped mind
A handicapped cat might never survive
And I fancied her better off dead than alive.
So I KILLED her . . .



S.Simon - loves animals





Simple Simon October 7th 03 04:27 PM

Killing Pets
 
Negative!

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.

People move into an apartment or house where pets are not
allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car
along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person
who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the
pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat
so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many
excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept
obligations because it is inconvenient to do so.

This indicates a total lack of conscience, morals and respect
for life in general. This is true psychotic behavior but so many
people exhibit it that it has blurred the norm. But, still, people
will continue to attempt to justify it by claiming they killed their
pet for whatever reason when the ONLY valid reason to ever
kill a pet is if it is suffering greatly and has no chance to live.
Only then can it be considered humane to kill the animal.
A real man will do the killing himself - not take the animal
to the vet which is another failure to live up to obligations.

It is never humane to abandon a pet. It is never humane to
regeg on your obligations to your pet. You willingly take on
the obligation. It shows a lack of morals to change your mind.
Too many people these days have no morals. They do whatever
is most convenient at any given time but what disgusts me is
they lie to themselves and attempt to justify this lack of morals
with lame excuses that simply don't make any logical or moral sense.

If my words can sway one opinion and save one animal they are
worth it. I don't care what people think of me for writing these
words.

S.Simon - loves and respects animals


"The Carrolls" wrote in message ...
Boyoh boy, you must have hated recess when you were a kid.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
The Navigator's Lament

I had a kitten and I loved her so much
She was playful and gentle and so nice to touch.
But alas she went blind
And in my warped mind
A handicapped cat might never survive
And I fancied her better off dead than alive.
So I KILLED her . . .



S.Simon - loves animals







Scott Vernon October 7th 03 04:57 PM

Killing Pets
 

What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.

People move into an apartment or house where pets are not
allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car
along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person
who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the
pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat
so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many
excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept
obligations because it is inconvenient to do so.





Simple Simon October 7th 03 04:58 PM

Killing Pets
 
You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it
should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration
with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.

People move into an apartment or house where pets are not
allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car
along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person
who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the
pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat
so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many
excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept
obligations because it is inconvenient to do so.







Scott Vernon October 7th 03 05:09 PM

Killing Pets
 
What about cows and pigs?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it
should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration
with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...

What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.

People move into an apartment or house where pets are not
allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car
along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person
who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the
pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat
so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many
excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept
obligations because it is inconvenient to do so.









Simple Simon October 7th 03 05:14 PM

Killing Pets
 

Depends upon whether they're pets or farm animals.
Intended use is a big factor. To be considered
reneging one must breach a promise - one makes
no promise of sanctuary to farm animals raised for food.
That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
as humanely as possible when their time comes.

S.Simon

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
What about cows and pigs?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it
should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration
with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...

What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.

People move into an apartment or house where pets are not
allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car
along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person
who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the
pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat
so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many
excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept
obligations because it is inconvenient to do so.










Scott Vernon October 7th 03 05:26 PM

Killing Pets
 
Who decided that dogs & cats get treated better than other animals?.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

Depends upon whether they're pets or farm animals.
Intended use is a big factor. To be considered
reneging one must breach a promise - one makes
no promise of sanctuary to farm animals raised for food.
That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
as humanely as possible when their time comes.

S.Simon

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...
What about cows and pigs?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that

it
should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration
with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and

kids.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...

What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days.

What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.

People move into an apartment or house where pets are not
allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car
along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person
who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the
pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat
so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many
excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept
obligations because it is inconvenient to do so.












Pony Express October 7th 03 05:31 PM

Killing Pets
 
and old people, and sick people , and people that
are different then us . . .
--
----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Simple Simon" wrote in
message
...
: You're right. That's why it needs to be
explicitely pointed out that it
: should not be done with pets because once people
accept the aberration
: with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate
it to babies and kids.
:
: S.Simon
:
:
: "Scott Vernon" wrote in
message
...
:
: What's sad is that some people do that with
babies & kids nowadays.
:
: SV
:
: "Simple Simon" wrote
....
:
: What I cannot abide, however, is people who
write things
: that indicate they consider their pets as
just another throwaway
: toy. There is all too much of this crap
going on these days. What's
: worse these people expect support and
sympathy for their
: moral decriptitude.
:
: People move into an apartment or house where
pets are not
: allowed in the lease so they dump their pets
out of the car
: along the road somewhere. Or, people meet
another person
: who is alergic to their pets so they get rid
of the pet at the
: pound. The pet gets sick and it will be
expensive to treat
: so they have the vet kill it and on and on.
People have many
: excuses but what it all boils down to is
FAILURE to accept
: obligations because it is inconvenient to do
so.
:
:
:
:
:


Donal October 7th 03 06:26 PM

Killing Pets
 

"Pony Express" wrote in message
ink.net...
and old people, and sick people , and people that
are different then us . . .


Iraqis are different! Simple already thinks that it is ok to kill Iraqis.




Regards


Donal
--



Capt. Mooron October 7th 03 06:56 PM

Killing Pets
 
One dog in the team one time... wouldn't pull, wouldn't wheel, wouldn't
lead, fought with it's team mates.... one week later it died of a lead
overdose. No tears....

Does your cat pull it's own weight on the boat? Pets on boats.... how
lubberly can you get!
Pathetic is what you are.

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Negative!
|
| What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
| that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
| toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
| worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
| moral decriptitude.
|
| People move into an apartment or house where pets are not
| allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car
| along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person
| who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the
| pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat
| so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many
| excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept
| obligations because it is inconvenient to do so.
|
| This indicates a total lack of conscience, morals and respect
| for life in general. This is true psychotic behavior but so many
| people exhibit it that it has blurred the norm. But, still, people
| will continue to attempt to justify it by claiming they killed their
| pet for whatever reason when the ONLY valid reason to ever
| kill a pet is if it is suffering greatly and has no chance to live.
| Only then can it be considered humane to kill the animal.
| A real man will do the killing himself - not take the animal
| to the vet which is another failure to live up to obligations.
|
| It is never humane to abandon a pet. It is never humane to
| regeg on your obligations to your pet. You willingly take on
| the obligation. It shows a lack of morals to change your mind.
| Too many people these days have no morals. They do whatever
| is most convenient at any given time but what disgusts me is
| they lie to themselves and attempt to justify this lack of morals
| with lame excuses that simply don't make any logical or moral sense.
|
| If my words can sway one opinion and save one animal they are
| worth it. I don't care what people think of me for writing these
| words.
|
| S.Simon - loves and respects animals
|
|
| "The Carrolls" wrote in message
...
| Boyoh boy, you must have hated recess when you were a kid.
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| The Navigator's Lament
|
| I had a kitten and I loved her so much
| She was playful and gentle and so nice to touch.
| But alas she went blind
| And in my warped mind
| A handicapped cat might never survive
| And I fancied her better off dead than alive.
| So I KILLED her . . .
|
|
|
| S.Simon - loves animals
|
|
|
|
|
|



Capt. Mooron October 7th 03 06:58 PM

Killing Pets
 
Cats and Dogs are a primary food source in many countries.

Why can you kill a pig with no tears and yet you cry like a big baby when
someone offs a cat?

Hypocrite!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
|
| Depends upon whether they're pets or farm animals.
| Intended use is a big factor. To be considered
| reneging one must breach a promise - one makes
| no promise of sanctuary to farm animals raised for food.
| That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
| humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
| as humanely as possible when their time comes.
|
| S.Simon
|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| What about cows and pigs?
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that
it
| should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration
| with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and
kids.
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| ...
|
| What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays.
|
| SV
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote ...
|
| What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
| that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
| toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days.
What's
| worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
| moral decriptitude.
|
| People move into an apartment or house where pets are not
| allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car
| along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person
| who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the
| pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat
| so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many
| excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept
| obligations because it is inconvenient to do so.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|



Capt. Mooron October 7th 03 06:59 PM

Killing Pets
 

"Donal" wrote in message
| Iraqis are different! Simple already thinks that it is ok to kill Iraqis.

I bet he cheers when they kill Iraqi Cats!

CM



SAIL LOCO October 7th 03 07:03 PM

Killing Pets
 
When I get tired of a dog I take him out to chase balls on RT 95.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Jeff Morris October 7th 03 07:25 PM

Killing Pets
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Does your cat pull it's own weight on the boat? Pets on boats.... how
lubberly can you get!


No pelican ever shat on Loki's deck while Arlo was on watch!

http://www.sv-loki.com/FullPelican.jpg

BTW, Stanley, whose head can be seen at the bottom of this picture, was "on his last legs"
at age 16 prior to this trip. However, the fresh air agreed with him, and he rallied to
survive the one year trip, spending most of the time sleeping under the dodger. We had to
do the kind thing this Spring, when he was 19 years old.

--
-jeff www.sv-loki.com
"The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to send back soup at the
deli."





Jonathan Ganz October 7th 03 07:46 PM

Killing Pets
 
I always thought of my dog as potential food. I'm sure he
thought of me in similar terms. He lived to be 17, which
isn't bad for a dobie/lab mix.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Negative!

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.




Jonathan Ganz October 7th 03 07:47 PM

Killing Pets
 
What about women? Intended use could mean anything.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

Depends upon whether they're pets or farm animals.
Intended use is a big factor. To be considered
reneging one must breach a promise - one makes
no promise of sanctuary to farm animals raised for food.
That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
as humanely as possible when their time comes.

S.Simon

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...
What about cows and pigs?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that

it
should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration
with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and

kids.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...

What's sad is that some people do that with babies & kids nowadays.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days.

What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.

People move into an apartment or house where pets are not
allowed in the lease so they dump their pets out of the car
along the road somewhere. Or, people meet another person
who is alergic to their pets so they get rid of the pet at the
pound. The pet gets sick and it will be expensive to treat
so they have the vet kill it and on and on. People have many
excuses but what it all boils down to is FAILURE to accept
obligations because it is inconvenient to do so.












John Cairns October 7th 03 07:47 PM

Killing Pets
 
Food. Besides, farmers don't torture the animal before they kill it, do
they?
John Cairns
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
What about cows and pigs?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You're right. That's why it needs to be explicitely pointed out that it
should not be done with pets because once people accept the aberration
with pets it's not all that difficult to migrate it to babies and kids.




Simple Simon October 7th 03 07:53 PM

Killing Pets
 
Dogs don't like the taste of faggots!


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
I always thought of my dog as potential food. I'm sure he
thought of me in similar terms. He lived to be 17, which
isn't bad for a dobie/lab mix.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Negative!

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.






Jeff Morris October 7th 03 08:08 PM

Killing Pets
 
So how did he taste?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
I always thought of my dog as potential food. I'm sure he
thought of me in similar terms. He lived to be 17, which
isn't bad for a dobie/lab mix.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Negative!

What I cannot abide, however, is people who write things
that indicate they consider their pets as just another throwaway
toy. There is all too much of this crap going on these days. What's
worse these people expect support and sympathy for their
moral decriptitude.






Capt. Mooron October 7th 03 08:41 PM

Killing Pets
 

"John Cairns" wrote in message
...
| Food. Besides, farmers don't torture the animal before they kill it, do
| they?

What does that have to do with the price of tea in china? We weren't
discussing torture... the subject is killing animals. Why is one animal
subject to more rights than another?
Now you want to talk about torturing animals... think about 3 hens to a
cubic foot cage with their beaks trimmed and fed to a clock while they lay
your breakfast. Eat much Veal? Ever toured a slaughterhouse? Everyday
animals die horrible deaths for our table..... and Simon sheds tears for a
sick cat put down gently to prevent further suffering.

Simon is clearly in the throes of dementia from senility!

CM



DSK October 7th 03 08:55 PM

Killing Pets
 
"John Cairns" wrote...
| Food. Besides, farmers don't torture the animal before they kill it, do
| they?


That depends on your political orientation. Some folks claim they do....



"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
What does that have to do with the price of tea in china? We weren't
discussing torture... the subject is killing animals. Why is one animal
subject to more rights than another?


Because we can talk, and they can't.

Plus we have opposable thumbs.....


Now you want to talk about torturing animals... think about 3 hens to a
cubic foot cage with their beaks trimmed and fed to a clock while they lay
your breakfast. Eat much Veal? Ever toured a slaughterhouse? Everyday
animals die horrible deaths for our table.....


Yep... the trend is towards higher volume production at lower cost... although
with shipping cost so low, I don't see why we haven't turned (say for example)
the former Yugoslavia into a huge open range chicken farm... now that would be
a high return on capital..... but it would be somewhat cruel to the former
Yugoslavians....


and Simon sheds tears for a
sick cat put down gently to prevent further suffering.

Simon is clearly in the throes of dementia from senility!


No, he's just plain dumber than a doorknob. Just look at what he has to say
about sailing, fer gosh sake!

DSK


Simple Simon October 7th 03 09:09 PM

Killing Pets
 


I got your dementia right here (as he grabs his crotch)!

If you were paying attenion or had the capacity to pay attention
you'd realize that the obligations one incurs with a pet are far
different than the obligations one incurs with farm animals as
far as not tossing the pet aside. Farm animals are born and
bred to be used for food or by-product.

Cats and dogs are NOT!

Navigator never claimed his kitten was suffering. Rather he
only whined and expressed his fears that the kitten could
come to harm being blind so he killed her so he would not
have to worry about her future. This is not the act of any
kind (or sane) man. He's a moron and you're a moron and
cruel ones at that. Go punch out another teenbopper why
don't you?

S.Simon

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
animals die horrible deaths for our table..... and Simon sheds tears for a
sick cat put down gently to prevent further suffering.

Simon is clearly in the throes of dementia from senility!

CM





Scott Vernon October 7th 03 09:15 PM

Killing Pets
 
Have you? The one I was at in Chicago had a huge black guy with a sledge
hammer standing over the line of cows. One good whack! Don't imagine the
cow ever knew what hit it. Is that horrible?

Scotty


"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Ever toured a slaughterhouse? Everyday
animals die horrible deaths for our table.....




Scott Vernon October 7th 03 09:21 PM

Killing Pets
 
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


Farm animals are born and
bred to be used for food or by-product.


Who decided that? Pigs are very smart animals.



Cats and dogs are NOT!


In some countries they ARE.




Capt. Mooron October 7th 03 09:25 PM

Killing Pets
 
They know Scott.... they know alright! They understand they have nowhere to
go and their buddy just got taken out by Mandingo with a sledge.... they
know they're next... they probably know the cow two carcasses out is just
stunned.

They could feed these cows barrels of wine or apple cider and then lead them
out when they're too drunk to focus..... then whack'em!

Imagine how that guy with the hammer must feel? Lookin' into those big brown
pleading bovine eyes all day while he punches their ticket.

CM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Have you? The one I was at in Chicago had a huge black guy with a sledge
| hammer standing over the line of cows. One good whack! Don't imagine the
| cow ever knew what hit it. Is that horrible?
|
| Scotty
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote
| Ever toured a slaughterhouse? Everyday
| animals die horrible deaths for our table.....
|
|



Simple Simon October 7th 03 09:28 PM

Killing Pets
 
It doesn't matter who decided what. Have you heard of
miniature pot-belly pigs? Some people have them as pets.
If you have a pig for a pet you are obligated to treat it like
a pet and not a farm animal. If you have a pig as a farm
animal you are obligated to treat it like a farm animal and
not a pet. It's a matter of your role as a human being and
assuming obligations requires that you fulfill them. If you
fail to do so you're not really human at all - you're just
another animal and to pretend to be otherwise is just
plain hypocritical.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


Farm animals are born and
bred to be used for food or by-product.


Who decided that? Pigs are very smart animals.



Cats and dogs are NOT!


In some countries they ARE.






Capt. Mooron October 7th 03 09:28 PM

Killing Pets
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

| Cats and dogs are NOT!
|
| In some countries they ARE.

Whadda Ya think of my Rottweiler?

DELICIOUS!

M-m-m-m-m-m Hot Dogs!

CM



Capt. Mooron October 7th 03 09:29 PM

Killing Pets
 
Talk about your twisted logic.....

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| It doesn't matter who decided what. Have you heard of
| miniature pot-belly pigs? Some people have them as pets.
| If you have a pig for a pet you are obligated to treat it like
| a pet and not a farm animal. If you have a pig as a farm
| animal you are obligated to treat it like a farm animal and
| not a pet. It's a matter of your role as a human being and
| assuming obligations requires that you fulfill them. If you
| fail to do so you're not really human at all - you're just
| another animal and to pretend to be otherwise is just
| plain hypocritical.
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
|
|
| Farm animals are born and
| bred to be used for food or by-product.
|
| Who decided that? Pigs are very smart animals.
|
|
|
| Cats and dogs are NOT!
|
| In some countries they ARE.
|
|
|
|
|



Simple Simon October 7th 03 09:36 PM

Killing Pets
 
You should know. Did you look into the eyes of the teenybopper you
punched out?

S.Simon

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
They know Scott.... they know alright! They understand they have nowhere to
go and their buddy just got taken out by Mandingo with a sledge.... they
know they're next... they probably know the cow two carcasses out is just
stunned.

They could feed these cows barrels of wine or apple cider and then lead them
out when they're too drunk to focus..... then whack'em!

Imagine how that guy with the hammer must feel? Lookin' into those big brown
pleading bovine eyes all day while he punches their ticket.

CM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Have you? The one I was at in Chicago had a huge black guy with a sledge
| hammer standing over the line of cows. One good whack! Don't imagine the
| cow ever knew what hit it. Is that horrible?
|
| Scotty
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote
| Ever toured a slaughterhouse? Everyday
| animals die horrible deaths for our table.....
|
|





Donal October 7th 03 11:46 PM

Killing Pets
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

snip
That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
as humanely as possible when their time comes.


So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their
passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about two
years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack,
and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an African
charity??

In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two
years of life for a human??



Regards


Donal
--



Simple Simon October 8th 03 12:00 AM

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Oh shut up, you sniveling, bleeding-heart, liberal fool!

If you could read you'd know that's NOT what I wrote.

I wrote it's the pet owner's personal responsiblity to kill his
pet if the pet is severely injured and in pain and has no
chance to live through its injuries. I say leave the vet out of
it unless there is a question as to the severity of the injuries
being death causing. I think any intelligent person realizes
if and when his pet is suffering badly and has no chance of
recovering. This is when a real man will take the responsiblity
of ending his pet's suffering without further ado. The method
of terminating a pet's life should be left up to the individual
but it should be fast and humane so the animal never knew
what hit it.

To take a kitten who's going blind to the vet to have her
killed is to abdicate one's responsiblity and obligations
in more ways than one.

S.Simon




"Donal" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

snip
That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
as humanely as possible when their time comes.


So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their
passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about two
years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack,
and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an African
charity??

In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two
years of life for a human??



Regards


Donal
--





Scott Vernon October 8th 03 01:00 AM

Killing Pets
 
Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the water
to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to the
brain.

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

snip
That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
as humanely as possible when their time comes.


So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their
passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about

two
years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted sack,
and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an

African
charity??

In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two
years of life for a human??



Regards


Donal
--





Capt. Mooron October 8th 03 01:37 AM

Killing Pets
 
Lead Poisoning.... a shot of Vitamin "B"..... walkin' the dawg one last
time....

I remember a couple of friends that had decided to save $200 bucks by
killing some unwanted kittens. I offered to do the job, but these big ole
boys decided a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....

About 3 hours later they staggered into the bar.... sober, pale and lookin'
like one sorry lot. Didn't take much to find out that despite two guns [both
wrong for the job-rifles]..... even after ten shots there were bloody
screaming kittens jumping or clawing out of the bag! They had to reload! One
of them had tears in his eyes. They both had nightmares about bloody
screaming kittens for weeks.

Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge pump.....
all tumbled dead to the ground.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the water
| to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to the
| brain.
|
| Scotty
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
|
| snip
| That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
| humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
| as humanely as possible when their time comes.
|
| So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease their
| passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for about
| two
| years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted
sack,
| and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an
| African
| charity??
|
| In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth two
| years of life for a human??
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|
|



Lady Pilot October 8th 03 01:48 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge

pump.....
all tumbled dead to the ground.

CM


I think I'm going to faint...

What am I doing here?

LP ( needs to unsubscribe and wallpaper my bathroom)

P.S. Did you take the day off, Capt. Mooron?

LP



Scott Vernon October 8th 03 01:50 AM

Killing Pets
 
How's that little birdie that was on your shoulder doing these days?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Lead Poisoning.... a shot of Vitamin "B"..... walkin' the dawg one last
time....

I remember a couple of friends that had decided to save $200 bucks by
killing some unwanted kittens. I offered to do the job, but these big ole
boys decided a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....

About 3 hours later they staggered into the bar.... sober, pale and

lookin'
like one sorry lot. Didn't take much to find out that despite two guns

[both
wrong for the job-rifles]..... even after ten shots there were bloody
screaming kittens jumping or clawing out of the bag! They had to reload!

One
of them had tears in his eyes. They both had nightmares about bloody
screaming kittens for weeks.

Next morning I took down 8 grouse in two shots with my12 gauge pump.....
all tumbled dead to the ground.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Donal! Here in civilized countries, we don't throw our pets into the

water
| to drown. Ugh! you're despicable. We shoot them. One clean shot to the
| brain.
|
| Scotty
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
|
| snip
| That's not to say these animals shouldn't be treated as
| humanely as possible while being raised and dispatched
| as humanely as possible when their time comes.
|
| So, are you saying that you should pay good money to a vet to ease

their
| passage into the next world? $100 could feed an African baby for

about
| two
| years. Would it not be better to put your sick pet into a weighted
sack,
| and throw it into the river, so that you could donate the $100 to an
| African
| charity??
|
| In other words, is three minutes of suffering for a dumb pet worth

two
| years of life for a human??
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|
|





Lady Pilot October 8th 03 01:50 AM

Killing Pets
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


I got your dementia right here (as he grabs his crotch)!


You are taking out your frustration on Capt. Mooron.

Nothing personal, Neal... we could still be friends.

You didn't say how long it takes to sail from the Bahamas to Ft.
Lauderdale?

LP



Lady Pilot October 8th 03 01:52 AM

Killing Pets
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
They know Scott.... they know alright! They understand they have

nowhere to
go and their buddy just got taken out by Mandingo with a sledge....

they
know they're next... they probably know the cow two carcasses out

is just
stunned.

They could feed these cows barrels of wine or apple cider and then

lead them
out when they're too drunk to focus..... then whack'em!

Imagine how that guy with the hammer must feel? Lookin' into those

big brown
pleading bovine eyes all day while he punches their ticket.

CM


Why are you doing this?

LP (shrieking!!!)



Lady Pilot October 8th 03 01:57 AM

Killing Pets
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
How's that little birdie that was on your shoulder doing these days?

Scotty


I think Capt. Mooron is amazing!!! He uses the same spells on me...
;-)

LP



Lady Pilot October 8th 03 01:58 AM

Killing Pets
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Does your cat pull it's own weight on the boat? Pets on boats....

how
lubberly can you get!


You wouldn't take an animal on board your boat?

LP




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