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On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 23:32:29 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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I would have grabbed it in a towel, administered a good slug of rum,
sewed up the wound and slavered it with alum and Neosporin.


You are beginning to sound like a complete pansy.

I would have whacked it with the back of a shovel, and prepared it for the
oven.

Don't you know how good rabbit tastes?

It tastes a lot like spotted owl.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
| I would have had it for dinner. They taste better than chicken.

From your photos and size of your breasts you could really use the lean fat
free meat offered by rabbit.

Cripes but you're one fat out of shape dickwad.

CM

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Who?

Bosbl ..... Sobpit ..... Fato .... Sod it, I can' remember his name!


Regards


Donal
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 23:32:29 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:

Don't you know how good rabbit tastes?

It tastes a lot like spotted owl.

I've never tried spotted owl. I'll keep an eye out for it.



Regards


Donal
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Your boyfriend?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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It tastes a lot like spotted owl.

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Better than your boyfriend?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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I would have had it for dinner. They taste better than chicken.

Navigator's lament
 

Epitaph To A Dog

When some proud son of man returns to earth,
Unknown to glory, but upheld by birth,
The sculptor's art exhausts the pomp of woe,
And storied urns record who rests below.
When all is done, upon the tomb is seen,
Not what he was, but what he should have been.
But the poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend,
Whose honest heart is still his master's own,
Who labors, fights, lives, breathes for him alone,
Unhonored falls, unnoticed all his worth,
Denied in heaven the soul he held on earth-
While man, vain insect! hopes to be forgiven,
And claims himself a sole exclusive heaven.
Oh man! thou feeble tenant of an hour,
Debased by slavery, or corrupt by power-
Who knows thee well must quit thee with disgust,
Degraded mass of animated dust!
Thy love is lust, thy friendship all a cheat,
Thy smiles hypocrisy, thy words deceit!
By nature vile,ennobled but by name,
Each kindred brute might bid thee blush for shame.
Ye, who perchance behold this simple urn,
Pass on-it honors none you wish to mourn.
To mark a friend's remains these stones arise;
I never knew but one-and here he lies.

Lord Byron
(tribute to "Boatswain" on a monument in the garden of Newstead Abbey)


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For days the good old bitch had been dying, her back
pinched down to the spine and arched to ease the pain,
her kidneys dry, her muzzle white. At last
I took a shovel into the woods and dug her grave
in preparation for the certain. She came along,
which I had not expected. Still, the children gone,
such expeditions were rare, and the dog,
spayed early, knew no nonhuman word for love.
She made her stiff legs trot and let her bent tail wag.
We found a spot we liked, where the pines met the field.

The sun warmed her fur as she dozed and I dug;
I carved her a safe place while she protected me.
I measured her length with the shovel's long handle;
she perked in amusement, and sniffed the heaped-up earth.

Back down at the house, she seemed friskier,
but gagged, eating. We called the vet a few days later.
They were old friends. She held up a paw, and he
injected a violet fluid. She swooned on the lawn;
we watched her breathing quickly slow and cease.
In a wheelbarrow up to the hole, her warm fur shone.

John Updike

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On Fri, 10 Oct 2003 19:49:00 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
| I would have had it for dinner. They taste better than chicken.

From your photos and size of your breasts you could really use the lean fat
free meat offered by rabbit.

Are you still jealous of my pecs?

Cripes but you're one fat out of shape dickwad.

6' 175 lbs. How is that "out of shape?"


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

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No Jon... that would be the 'one eyed owl'....


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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| Your boyfriend?
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| "Horvath" wrote in message
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| It tastes a lot like spotted owl.
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"Horvath" wrote in message

| Are you still jealous of my pecs?

Understand Horvath... those are breasts on your chest, not pecs but sagging
breasts....


| 6' 175 lbs. How is that "out of shape?"

The photos call you a liar Horvath..... you're 5' 4" tall and 190 lbs.