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At least twice a night I hope!

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Women!! Huh??


Watch it, Donal, or I'll soliloquize about you....


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"katysails" wrote in message
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Women!! Huh??


Watch it, Donal, or I'll soliloquize about you....


Oh pleassse ... yes! I've never been soliloquized before!



Regards

Donal
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On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 14:34:44 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

my message is automatically set for the proper width

Obviously not since you're still having problems....Better untwist your undies, you are beginning to sound frustrated...


But at least my word wrap is correct.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn,booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.
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Donal....should I muse upon the muse?
Or rather should I seek to be amused
By his other-worldly charms?
Do I dare trust his selkie ways, sliding through the Solent Sea
Or take him at his word that he is, indeed, a man?
Donal, the tea drinker, the bemused, the careful one,
I will have to think on it awhile.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture!

LP

"Seahag" wrote:
You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image

forever!

Seahag

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Me BAD!
Believe It!

I don't even have insurance!
How reckless can you get???

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
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Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-)

"Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white"

CM

You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe

it....

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Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should

relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein








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The only thing is correct is the fact that you are beyond
stupid.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 14:34:44 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

my message is automatically set for the proper width

Obviously not since you're still having problems....Better untwist your

undies, you are beginning to sound frustrated...

But at least my word wrap is correct.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn,booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.



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Don't give up the day job.

;-P

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Donal....should I muse upon the muse?
Or rather should I seek to be amused
By his other-worldly charms?
Do I dare trust his selkie ways, sliding through the Solent Sea
Or take him at his word that he is, indeed, a man?
Donal, the tea drinker, the bemused, the careful one,
I will have to think on it awhile.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


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You're slightest wish is my most fervent desire.... consider it done.

CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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| Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture!
|
| LP
|
| "Seahag" wrote:
| You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image
| forever!
|
| Seahag
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Me BAD!
| Believe It!
|
| I don't even have insurance!
| How reckless can you get???
|
| CM
|
|
| "katysails" wrote in message
| ...
| Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-)
|
| "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
| And it shows them pearly white"
|
| CM
|
| You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe
| it....
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
| relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|
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I also have a rather unique photo of me dancing around a bonfire on my 40th
B-Day wearing a fur bikini and inflatable boobs..... you just had to be
there. The photo is a little blurry .... but you can still make out the
tongue tracks were the ladies licked 3/4 of a can of whipped cream off my
muscular well tanned hide. We had just returned from a 3 week sail to the
Lockhart River.

Moderation is for Monks...... :-)

CM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| You're slightest wish is my most fervent desire.... consider it done.
|
| CM
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| .. .
| | Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture!
| |
| | LP
| |
| | "Seahag" wrote:
| | You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image
| | forever!
| |
| | Seahag
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| |
| | Me BAD!
| | Believe It!
| |
| | I don't even have insurance!
| | How reckless can you get???
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| | "katysails" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-)
| |
| | "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
| | And it shows them pearly white"
| |
| | CM
| |
| | You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe
| | it....
| |
| | --
| | katysails
| | s/v Chanteuse
| | Kirie Elite 32
| | http://katysails.tripod.com
| |
| | "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
| | relax
| | and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
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Sniveling wimp!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
You're slightest wish is my most fervent desire.... consider it done.

CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
| Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture!
|
| LP
|
| "Seahag" wrote:
| You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image
| forever!
|
| Seahag
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Me BAD!
| Believe It!
|
| I don't even have insurance!
| How reckless can you get???
|
| CM
|
|
| "katysails" wrote in message
| ...
| Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-)
|
| "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
| And it shows them pearly white"
|
| CM
|
| You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe
| it....
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
| relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
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