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My "Best of the Off-Topics", so far.
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Subject: Do you hear the one about....
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=3E...0bellsouth.net

Subject: GEE...HAH...
http://tinyurl.com/p8dt

Subject: Simple question
http://tinyurl.com/p8e3

Subject: "Damn Americans . I hate those *******s." Canadian MP
http://tinyurl.com/p8e7

Subject: probably [spam] updated website.
http://tinyurl.com/p8ea

Subject: Axis of Evil Wannabees
http://tinyurl.com/p8eh

Subject: God & Canada...
http://tinyurl.com/p8er

Subject: 5 Stages of War
http://tinyurl.com/p8ev

Subject: OT-Lest we forget
http://tinyurl.com/p8f0

Subject: SAIL TV!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/p8f4

Subject: Dear Haggie.... ** by CM **
http://tinyurl.com/p8f8

Subject: Thank You... ** by katysails **
http://tinyurl.com/p8fb

Subject: Martin Hartwell.... ** by CM **
http://tinyurl.com/p8ff

Subject: So where is Saddam then... ** Simple Simon **
http://tinyurl.com/p8fm

Subject: OT: Horvath Should Love This One ** by katysails **
http://tinyurl.com/p8fu

Subject: Peculiarly Apropos ** by katysails **
http://tinyurl.com/p8g0

Subject: Troll Clarification ** by CM **
http://tinyurl.com/p8g2

Subject: OT - But Very Important ** by Captain Kidd **
http://tinyurl.com/p8g5

Subject: Gold Medals ** by Scotty **
http://tinyurl.com/p8g9

Subject: OT: NZ flatulence tax outrages farmers ** by jlrogers **
http://tinyurl.com/p8gc

Subject: Just when you thought it was safe . . .. ** by Michael **
http://tinyurl.com/p8gk

Subject: THE SECOND COMING ** Flying Tadpole **
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=3F...%40hotmail.com

Subject: Don't Sail with Per! ** by Gilligan **
http://tinyurl.com/p8gp

Subject: Insults for John -a list. ** by The_navigator **
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=3F...7%40excite.com

Subject: Katysails - advice please. ** by Simple Simon **
http://tinyurl.com/p8gv

Subject: Bobsprit may be a troll . . . ** by Simple Simon **
http://tinyurl.com/p8gy

Subject: Cedar bucket is full of Bertie ** by Scout **
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=38...%40comcast.com

Subject: I'm Honored! ** by JaxAshby **
http://tinyurl.com/p8h2

Subject: I don't know what over came me.... ** by CM **
http://tinyurl.com/p8h6

Subject: Dating advice for sailors from Simple Simon ** by Simple
Simon **
http://tinyurl.com/p8h9

Subject: Do you think he reads alt.sailing.asa? ** by katysails **
http://tinyurl.com/p8hd
( LINK IN POST: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm%20816233.html )

Subject: The Original Man in Black ** by Bobsprit **
http://tinyurl.com/p8hg

Subject: Mooron vs. Bobsprit
http://tinyurl.com/p8hh

Subject: Mooron vs. Bobsprit ** by CM **
http://tinyurl.com/p8hi

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two wheels


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Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit =
and our pedantry....

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . .


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Simple Simon wrote:

They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . .

Speak for yourself...


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.

On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:10:53 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . .

I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

being a poster child for 'Family Planning' is not fashion modeling.


"Horvath" wrote

They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . .

I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model.

You were? I think you should sue the plastic surgeon.
They really made you look fem.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:10:53 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . .

I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 09:09:22 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

You were? I think you should sue the plastic surgeon.
They really made you look fem.

Do you have to keep posting your homosexual fantasies?


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:10:53 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . .

I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry....

Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Horvath wrote:

On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry....

Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap.


Or anyone too stupid to tell his newsreader to automatically wrap
incooming messages..............

Cheers
Marty