The Captains Master wrote:

and Wally is still trying to figure out how to open a can of paint.

Rubbish! I use the can opener on my Swiss Army knife.


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
|
| Have a good trip Pete.
| BTW
| Bubbles would have stopped days ago if CM wasn't so all fired up to
| win points....or at least reduce the margin.

Oh Ozzy.... you're getting to be a whining Killjoy !!

CM

Bobsprit wrote:
snip
I am god here.
I am god here.
I am god here.

Capt RB

I can cope with monomaniacs, megalomaniacs, pure innocents,
bunyips, Real Sailors, village idiots and the rest of the
licorice allsorts on this newsgroup, but the budding divinity
(and I use the word "budding" with all due care)of Bobsprit,
together with the triple incantation, is a quantum leap forward.

Is this what my failing to post Bobsprit eulogies has come to?
Where else have I failed? What might we all have done to prevent,
for his own god sorry good of course, this Bobspritian
apotheosis?

How bitterly some of us must now regret having arranged Oz's
skiing accident. Had the perpetrators foreseen how discovering
osteoporosis would embitter the Oz, and turn him into a Bobsprit
lackey, I'm sure they would have reconsidered, and opted for the
much kinder euthanasia.

And others! Bobsprit's posts cry "Beat me! Beat me!" so you do,
and Bobsprit is truly delighted!

--
Flying Tadpole

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Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

It's really sad to see how much you've invested for so little return.




"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Neal wrote:
What does that say about him - the cyber village
idiot who revels in constant abuse?

The problem with your weak theory, is that I dish out far more than I
take. I
catch these fish, batter them up and fry em, only to send back most of the
portions for fun later on.
I can do this with ANY type of post, honest or otherwise. Look at Mooron?
Is
THIS man possibly a sailor to take such a beating and swim back for more?
And
what of Donal? Could he ever become a man, let alone a daysailor? I've
reduced
Mooron to lies, Scotty to empty quips and you, Neal, made into a desperate
animal, a pitiful bottom feeder seeking whatever morsels of attention I
leave
you.
I rule alt.sailing.asa. And I sail, more than most here. And there are
young
pretty women on my boat who also sail. And my pretty wife can navigate.
And my
vessel is fine and cost me less than most.
I am god here.
I am god here.
I am god here.

Capt RB

Bobsprit's posts cry "Beat me! Beat me!" so you do,
and Bobsprit is truly delighted!

Bobsprit, Bobsprit, Bobsprit...can't anyone find anything better to =
write about Even you have fallen prey to his victimization of the ng, =
Taddy. Heck, remember the days when it was ME they all picked on? (Not =
that we really want to relive some of those discussions...). We need to =
get ourselves a new rug...a new toy...a new dog bone to chew and bury =
and then uncover every once in a while. I propose we elect a new ng =
"backside" to whip, since Bobby's seems to have developed a callous.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Taddy..... I'll have to humbly shoulder the responsibility for Bobsprit's
sudden and self invoked rise to his newly proclaimed status. Curse me if you
must... but I was weak and the pickin's were meager.... until, in my most
desperate hour, Bob shone his beacon of insufferable idiocy and gave me
hope.

Notice how Bob... under mild but consistent prodding from me... united this
traumatized pack of slavering, hungry and beaten curs into lean, sharp
witted, bloodthirsty seadogs. He has been delivered whole again to his lot
in life.... returned to the pinnacle of defamation and debate. No more will
he have to play second fiddle to a Bunyip. Let's place a crown upon his head
and a sash around his wide girth... Bob is once more in the fighting chair
and the hooks are being baited while Ozzy bails the chum....

CM

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

| I can cope with monomaniacs, megalomaniacs, pure innocents,
| bunyips, Real Sailors, village idiots and the rest of the
| licorice allsorts on this newsgroup, but the budding divinity
| (and I use the word "budding" with all due care)of Bobsprit,
| together with the triple incantation, is a quantum leap forward.
|
| Is this what my failing to post Bobsprit eulogies has come to?
| Where else have I failed? What might we all have done to prevent,
| for his own god sorry good of course, this Bobspritian
| apotheosis?
|
| How bitterly some of us must now regret having arranged Oz's
| skiing accident. Had the perpetrators foreseen how discovering
| osteoporosis would embitter the Oz, and turn him into a Bobsprit
| lackey, I'm sure they would have reconsidered, and opted for the
| much kinder euthanasia.
|
| And others! Bobsprit's posts cry "Beat me! Beat me!" so you do,
| and Bobsprit is truly delighted!
|
| --
| Flying Tadpole
|
| -------------------------
| Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
| http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Thanks, Oz. I spent this morning in Pit****er looking over a 42' steel
ketch. Lovely day for being on the water. We'll see how negotiable the
price is when I get back :-) Might want to pick your brains about Ozi
Explorer in a couple months, too. Funnily enough I have all the
electronic charts for the entire east coast of Australia and (of much
less use for a sailboat...) the Antarctic. Pity I can't legally use
them :-(

Take care and I hope you get some decent sailing in over spring. Much
as I dislike living in Sydney full-time, spring & autumn are pretty
nice and visiting here is good. Fish & chips on Newport beach while
looking at the beach bunnies in their bikinis - memories for when all I
have to look at are people on the ice in freezer suits. Mind you some
of the women in theremals are well worth a second look, but that's for
another day.

Ciao.

PDW

In article , The Captains
Master wrote:

Have a good trip Pete.
BTW
Bubbles would have stopped days ago if CM wasn't so all fired up to
win points....or at least reduce the margin.

On Wed, 03 Sep 2003 09:53:13 +1000, Peter Wiley
wrote:


Actually, what you are is, boring as hell and ignorant as you can
manage to be. Time to drop you back into the new killfile along with
the other losers like Bertie, Horvath et al. Should improve the s/n
ratio enormously.

Not that it matters a lot. Another 5 days and I'm outa here for a
couple months at sea. You've managed a handful of days daysailing and
one overnighter the entire season. Whooppeee-do, how wonderfully
exciting and thrilling for everyone who's reluctantly followed your
breathless self-promotion of your wife's skills in navigating her boat
while you hang around like a spare prick at a wedding and take photos
so as to have an excuse for not actually doing anything. Except bounce
off the odd well-marked rock, of course. No wonder your wife does all
the nav nowadays - didn't take her long to figure it out, one must give
her credit for that. She doesn't want her boat damaged or sunk just
because your reach exceeds your grasp.

See ya, Bob. I'm off to places you'll never see except on Discovery
Channel.

Peter Wiley

In article , Bobsprit
wrote:

Neal wrote:
What does that say about him - the cyber village
idiot who revels in constant abuse?

The problem with your weak theory, is that I dish out far more than I
take. I
catch these fish, batter them up and fry em, only to send back most of the
portions for fun later on.
I can do this with ANY type of post, honest or otherwise. Look at Mooron?
Is
THIS man possibly a sailor to take such a beating and swim back for more?
And
what of Donal? Could he ever become a man, let alone a daysailor? I've
reduced
Mooron to lies, Scotty to empty quips and you, Neal, made into a desperate
animal, a pitiful bottom feeder seeking whatever morsels of attention I
leave
you.
I rule alt.sailing.asa. And I sail, more than most here. And there are
young
pretty women on my boat who also sail. And my pretty wife can navigate.
And my
vessel is fine and cost me less than most.
I am god here.
I am god here.
I am god here.

Capt RB



Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

katysails wrote:

Bobsprit's posts cry "Beat me! Beat me!" so you do,
and Bobsprit is truly delighted!

Bobsprit, Bobsprit, Bobsprit...can't anyone find anything better to write about Even you have fallen prey to his victimization of the ng, Taddy. snip

Well dammit, now you're hooked too, then !
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...


Donal, poor sucker has a second mortgage to pay for his rapidly
depreciating piece of plastic so can't put down the pen for a day let
alone 3,

Tsk Tsk, Oz. That troll is far too obvious!
I'm not stupid enough discuss my finances here.

Regards


Donal
--

Bobsprit, Bobsprit, Bobsprit...can't anyone find anything better to write
about Even you have fallen prey to his victimization of the ng, Taddy.
snip

Well dammit, now you're hooked too, then !

Tee hee!

RB