"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Bwaaaahahahahahahahaa!
| Yep.
| Lessons on how to row...and keep perfect time with the other rowers in
| the boat, all 7 of them.
|
| Bwaaaahahahahahahahaaaaa!


Whoa Nelly... now you admit they have no sense of rhythm either!!?? Have
they at least learned to feed themselves yet or do they require professional
instruction in that area as well? I guess that's what happens to kids when
they realize they're simply the result of a grope fest and a faulty
prophylactic in a back ally. Good thing you have money Bucko!

You know how I was taught to swim Ozzy?? My old man let me walk into the
deep end of the pool when I was 18 months old. I swam to the surface and
only started to cry when they yanked me out in a panic. After that incident
I was swimming and they couldn't keep me out of the water. He says he got
cut off by my mom for a month for that stunt. Bwahahahahahaaa.

CM

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 8 Sep 2003 15:38:17 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

Ozzy ... I wasn't requesting confirmation of your offspring's inborn
inabilities and shortcomings... although it's fortunate you have the cash
to
pay professionals to assist them in overcoming their genetic handicaps...

I don't have to pay anyone Mooron.
They both go to very good government schools which have excellent
sporting programs.

Do you have private schools in Australia where pupils can get a good
Academic education? State schools in the UK also have excellent sports
programmes. That is why most people with a decent income (and a sense of
responsibility) send their kids to private schools.

Why didn't you sent your kids to one of the better private schools? It
wouldn't have cost more than the difference between an "enonomy" and a
"business" class flight a year? Surely, they were worth that small
investment??


Regards


Donal
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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Wow, that's how my daughter taught her cat to swim..

Was your daughter frustrated at her lack of rhythm... or simply acting upon
some deep seated resentment?? Sounds like all this easy living has gone to
her head. Kids these days... we had half the breaks and were forbidden to
whine about it. She'll probably rebel later on and thank you by marrying an
Aboriginal and settling down in the outback.

A friend brought me back some Kangaroo and Croc jerky from Australia. I
prefer chawin' on a wad of Dulce.

CM

"The Captains Nemesis" wrote in message

| Yeah, we do but the private system is full of not very bright rich
| kids.

Translation: there's a 5 year waiting period and even I can't afford the
by-pass bribe.

| We have a system of academically selective govt high schools which
| cater for the 95th percentile kids so they get the competition and
| stimulation from other "gifted and talented" kids.

Translation: "Special Ed classes"... they get to ride on the special bus!

|
| Both my kids are attending these schools and are in the top 10% of
| students there.

Translation: Their condition is genetic... their parents donate heavily.

Good gawd Ozzy.... even my struggling youngest brother sends his kids to a
private school!

CM

"The Captains Nemesis" wrote in message

| Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaa!

Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!


CM

CM,

You haven't work for a year at a job that pays wages but you have been
at a very honorable job.

Ole Thom

Thanks Thom... but I can't get that sentiment across to the creditors. I'll
have to call a family meeting and address this. I need six months to refill
the coffers.

CM

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
| CM,
|
| You haven't work for a year at a job that pays wages but you have been
| at a very honorable job.
|
| Ole Thom
|