I wonder how fast Bertie would waddle if he came face to face with a bear?

CM

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
| I see Bertie the Bunnie wants to try hunting someone for meat. Suppose
| it's a change for him from hunting someone to feed him some meat.

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 11:22:53 -0300 I replied to "Capt. Mooron"
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

I wonder how fast Bertie would waddle if he came face to face with a bear?

He wouldn't bend over to let the bear take him up the ass like you
would.

It's an Achilles heel I exploit at every opportunity... once they admit it
annoys them.... you know darn well I'm going to do it every opportunity I
get. ;-)

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| The trouble with these bottom fetish losers is that expect you to wade
| through their drivel. It's way too boring and should have all been cut.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

No sweat... you just have to abandon your sense of wit and keep the
replies to less than 3 words.

Well, ot be fair, that' sjust a technique I use here.

just feels "right"



Bertei

"Bertie the Bunyip Uu.u.o.012789876534409574erosiusdjlkxdmvlcv" X@W
wrote in message

| It's also been pretty obviousl that all of you wannabe Bertie too.
|
| I'm just that sort of Bunyip.
|
| bertie

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
news
Aw-w-w-w Crap.... I was only bitch slapping them. Quit exaggerating
Bertei..

Oh, OK


As long as that was all it is.

Bertie




"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| Oh yeah, you guys are really landing some punches there.
|
| Bertei

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 18 Aug 2003 01:35:50 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:13:38 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Donal:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
m...

inhales red wine into lungs

Better than Bass, huh? Have you tried wine out of a bottle? It's
much better than the cheap stuff that they sell in boxes.

It's cheap Jacob's Creek crap, but it will do.

You *******s really want to kill me, don't you?

Don't be silly. You are the best thing that happened since Jax left.

Jax-the-male-porn-star left? First I've heard of it.

What's up kid?
Now why don't you run off and enjoy yourself.

Why don't I just *stay here* and enjoy myself?

Please do. BTW, I bet that you have an enormous IQ. Do Tell!

My IQ is 43.2, and so is Gary/Bertie's. OK?

On a scale of 0-43.4, of course.

Natcherly!

eeep eeeep epepepepeeeeeeeepp!

Bertie

Gary L. Burnore wrote in
:

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 16:40:11 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
wrote:

Well since Popeye is such a real sailors name, I'll try not to stomp
on them too hard.

You hit their fists with your face and call that stomping?


Pretty much standard loon, isn't it?

bertie

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:36:49 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:06:47 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Peter
Wiley:

You're Gawwy, Bertie or Petey Ross????? Or perhaps all three at the
same time.

Please to be adding my socks to your lits.

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 18:36:19 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

What would it say about you if you posted here and didn't love it?
Al Smith wrote:
"katysails" wrote in
news:bhjmon$amcq$1@ID- 178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

\No it doesn't....

god ilove this place.

Bertei

Simple Simon wrote:
It takes less time than cutting and pasting like you are doing
it
now.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
OK, so I downloaded the quote crap thing and now I have all
that stuff going into the ng like re-runs wasting bandwidth
and all....Hope you're all happy....I really preferred my old
cut and paste routine...I', not gonna stop top posting,
however...you're just going to have to live with that....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.

As a matter of fact..

What do they taste like?

Mm, sorta like pussy.

Or duct tape.

(don't ask)

Bertie

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

I plucked a Petey today.....


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.
|
| As a matter of fact..

As a matter of course..... what's the last thing you've hunted and
killed Bertie?

Lessse.


Ralphie, I guess, but I didn't eat him. OTOH, it could have ben doctress
Neutopia, but her death is as of this moment, unconfirmed.



Bertie

(Peter Wiley) wrote in
:

I see Bertie the Bunnie wants to try hunting someone for meat. Suppose
it's a change for him from hunting someone to feed him some meat.

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:10:59 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

I plucked a Petey today.....


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.
|
| As a matter of fact..

As a matter of course..... what's the last thing you've hunted and
killed Bertie?

Just a WAG, but given his lifestyle, probably genital crab lice. Dunno
about the killed bit, I'd say crabs were a bit too tough for him to
actually finish off.

Well, if I'd had your method, maybe it would have been easier.

Lessee, that's set your pubes on fire and nail 'em wiht an ice pic when
they run for cover, right?

Bertie