On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 11:22:53 -0300 I replied to "Capt. Mooron"
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

I wonder how fast Bertie would waddle if he came face to face with a bear?

He wouldn't bend over to let the bear take him up the ass like you
would.