Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:13:38 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Donal:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
. ..

inhales red wine into lungs

Better than Bass, huh? Have you tried wine out of a bottle? It's
much better than the cheap stuff that they sell in boxes.

It's cheap Jacob's Creek crap, but it will do.

You *******s really want to kill me, don't you?

Don't be silly. You are the best thing that happened since Jax left.

Jax-the-male-porn-star left? First I've heard of it.

What's up kid?
Now why don't you run off and enjoy yourself.

Why don't I just *stay here* and enjoy myself?

Please do. BTW, I bet that you have an enormous IQ. Do Tell!

My IQ is 43.2, and so is Gary/Bertie's. OK?

On a scale of 0-43.4, of course.

Bertei

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:06:47 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Peter Wiley:

You're Gawwy, Bertie or Petey Ross????? Or perhaps all three at the
same time.

Please to be adding my socks to your lits.

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 18:36:19 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

What would it say about you if you posted here and didn't love it?
Al Smith wrote:
"katysails" wrote in
news:bhjmon$amcq$1@ID- 178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

\No it doesn't....

god ilove this place.

Bertei

Simple Simon wrote:
It takes less time than cutting and pasting like you are doing
it
now.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
OK, so I downloaded the quote crap thing and now I have all that
stuff going into the ng like re-runs wasting bandwidth and
all....Hope you're all happy....I really preferred my old cut and
paste routine...I', not gonna stop top posting, however...you're
just going to have to live with that....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.

As a matter of fact..

Bertie

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:36:49 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:06:47 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Peter Wiley:

You're Gawwy, Bertie or Petey Ross????? Or perhaps all three at the
same time.

Please to be adding my socks to your lits.

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 18:36:19 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

What would it say about you if you posted here and didn't love it?
Al Smith wrote:
"katysails" wrote in
news:bhjmon$amcq$1@ID- 178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

\No it doesn't....

god ilove this place.

Bertei

Simple Simon wrote:
It takes less time than cutting and pasting like you are doing
it
now.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
OK, so I downloaded the quote crap thing and now I have all that
stuff going into the ng like re-runs wasting bandwidth and
all....Hope you're all happy....I really preferred my old cut and
paste routine...I', not gonna stop top posting, however...you're
just going to have to live with that....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.

As a matter of fact..

What do they taste like?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

No sweat... you just have to abandon your sense of wit and keep the replies
to less than 3 words.

"Bertie the Bunyip Uu.u.o.012789876534409574erosiusdjlkxdmvlcv" X@W wrote
in message

| It's also been pretty obviousl that all of you wannabe Bertie too.
|
| I'm just that sort of Bunyip.
|
| bertie

Aw-w-w-w Crap.... I was only bitch slapping them. Quit exaggerating
Bertei..


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| Oh yeah, you guys are really landing some punches there.
|
| Bertei

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Clue: it starts with M, ends with N, and has three Os and one R in it.
| HTH.

Nice try... no impale, no blood trail, no entrails, no tell tale.....

Sounds like a clean miss.

CM

As per usual....

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:42:21 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Clue: it starts with M, ends with N, and has three Os and one R in it.
| HTH.

Nice try... no impale, no blood trail, no entrails, no tell tale.....

Sounds like a clean miss.

CM

Is that Gary the molester or Gary the low income loser?

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Je-e-e-e-e-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...... you'd almost think that Gary didn't like you
Per!

CM

"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message
...
| On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 21:54:25 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
| wrote:
|
| Gary L. Burnore wrote:
| On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 21:06:35 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
| wrote:
|
| Gary L. Burnore wrote:
| On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 16:35:53 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
| wrote:
|
| Gary L. Burnore wrote:
| On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 14:53:07 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
| wrote:
|
| Gary L. Burnore wrote:
| Of course, the two of you seem more like the racist *******s of
| the world who simply claim that those who call them racist don't
| "actually have anything to say.". Your mind is made up, even
| though you know the standard differs, so you must ignore your
| critics.
|
| Who are you talking to?
|
| See what I mean?
|
| No I don't, 'cause what you are saying is not making any sense to
| me.
|
| No surprise something that simple would go right over your head, ya
| dumb sonofabitch.
|
| Why are you so foulmouthed?
|
| It got your attention.
|
|
| You already had my attention.
|
|
|
| You know you've lost once you revert to namecalling.
|
| Your own experiences not withstanding, that's not true. But I do note
| you still can't figure out what was going on.
|
| So tell me.
|
| Go back and read the posts, dip****. If you're not a total moron,
| you'll find the answer.
|
|
| Go crawl back under that stone you came from and leave this NG
| to us *REAL SAILORS*
|
| Real sailors swear, dip****.
|
| Swearing is not the same as namecalling.
|
| Cry a river, dip****.
| --
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The trouble with these bottom fetish losers is that expect you to wade
through their drivel. It's way too boring and should have all been cut.

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Whooppeee.....I'm dump9ng the whole thing and going back to where I started....
Scott Vernon wrote:
You have my permission to post any way you want to.

Scotty

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 21:09:14 +0100 I replied to Peter J Ross
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

snif I WANNA BE BERTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!

No, Gary and I are Bertie, you can be me this week thought Peter.

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