alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Mon,
28 Jul 2003 03:09:18 GMT, when Dave Hillstrom wrote this:

On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 02:25:37 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
27 Jul 2003 23:37:03 GMT, when Dave Hillstrom wrote this:

On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 00:13:12 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
27 Jul 2003 23:24:15 GMT, when Dave Hillstrom wrote this:

On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 20:51:20 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sat,
26 Jul 2003 13:21:29 GMT, when Capt. Neal® wrote this:

Take your queer crap some
where else.

Consider yourself chastised, Dave. Capt.-of-Usenet-Police Neal isn't a
man to be messed with.

who, me?

--
Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal

I like it when people quote themselves in their .sigs. It means that
nobody has ever said anything nice enough about them to be quotable.

hey! hey!!! mine are funny. sniff

Damn, I forgot you did it too.

This gives all the ASA regulars a chance to crosspost messages
laughing at me.

so, does this mean ~i~ spanked you? huh? does it?

Do it again!

i klame SPNAK!

P K ****ing B !

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom

Mind you, *this* one isn't all that funny, is it?

well, it makes ME laugh.

Sad git.



A's'lutely.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
nasty, brutish and of average height

"Dave Hillstrom" wrote in message
s.com...
On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 21:14:14 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sat,
26 Jul 2003 18:12:44 GMT, when Rebecca Ore wrote this:

"Jonathan Ganz" writes:

Please don't feed the troll.

What's the BI on this?

What's the BI on "What's the BI on this?"

What's the BI on "What's the BI on 'What's the BI on this?'?"?

im pretty sure we could write a bot in LISP in one line to keep posting
for us.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room."
-Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
ICQ# 1598403

Jonathan Ganz's home group is alt.sailing.asa. He has the habit of
posting/responding to posts in other groups, then snipping &/or failing to
include the Sailing Group in the news group line. A practice referred to at
ADA as "The Plonk-Query".

Remember to add alt.sailing.asa to the "News Group Line" if it is not there,
so he will see it, as I have done with this response.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

"Starshine Moonbeam" wrote in message
...
In article m, Ralph
Nesbitt dropped a +5 bundle of words....

"Starshine Moonbeam" wrote in message
...
In article , Jonathan Ganz dropped
a
+5 bundle of words....
Please don't feed the troll.

Which troll?


--
MHM something or other

Below is a canned response I have begun using to reply to any "Jonathan
Ganz
or Capt Neal Post".

I'm not Jonathan Ganz or Capt Neal.

Hopefully all who respond will add his home group, the
sailing group,(alt.sailing.asa) back to the newsgroups line. I would not
want him to think his plea was ignored.

DYOFDW.


--
MHM something or other

Granted. The "Canned Response" was included as an explanation of the posting
habits of Jonathan Ganz & Capt Neal because the thread you were responding
to included a response/post by 1/the other/both.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

I'd suggest a couple of hits of Purple Micro-dot Acid..... one for each cat
just prior to the trip! That should make it easier for them to accommodate
to the boat once you get them off the masthead.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
| LAMO good one katy, I have 2 cats that we have to take on the boat
| in AUG , which should prove to be real interesting.
|
| If they aare older cats it would be best if you'd take them on some short
trips beofre you expect them to live there. Also,
| males will mark new territory whether they're fixd or not and your boat
will only smell of new (that is, if you are still buying
| that Hunter). Make sure you have a crate to put them in in case they go
spaz on you...talk to your vet about seasick medicaine
| for them or maybe a very light dose of valium...cats are very tricky about
medications so don't give them dramamine or anything
| human unti, you clear it with the vet.
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa....

Heh Oz.... I got *plonked* before you did... Nyah Nyah!

CM

"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message
| Dumb ****ing top poster.
| It's: "Wow, that was really deep there, dipwad."
|
| At least your name is near what you are.
|
| *plonk*

Wa-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h Ganz is picking on Ralphie.... please help Ralphie
out... he's being picked on... oh Boo Hooo


CM
" ... and the Monkey Flips the Switch"


"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message

| Jonathan Ganz's home group is alt.sailing.asa. He has the habit of
| posting/responding to posts in other groups, then snipping &/or failing to
| include the Sailing Group in the news group line. A practice referred to
at
| ADA as "The Plonk-Query".
|
| Remember to add alt.sailing.asa to the "News Group Line" if it is not
there,
| so he will see it, as I have done with this response.
| Ralph Nesbitt
| Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type of faggot
|
|

Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat on a
beautiful bay, I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight snack... I have
a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow... and I still have a 1/2 bottle
of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
| 27 Jul 2003 23:30:38 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote this:
|
| You'll learn to love it... or your life will be a living hell...
|
| You falsely imagine that your life *isn't*?
|
| "Dave Hillstrom" wrote in message
| | top posting freak.
| | --
| | Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
| | "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
| | -Dave Hillstrom
|
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| nasty, brutish and of average height

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Mon,
28 Jul 2003 01:50:54 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote this:

Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat on a
beautiful bay, I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight snack... I have
a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow... and I still have a 1/2 bottle
of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa

I wish my idle fantasies were as sexy as yours.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
"I'm gonna tell you the way it is
And I'm not gonna be kind or easy
Your whole attitude stinks I say
And the life you lead is completely empty"
-- FZ

So report me for having a life.....

CM

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 01:50:54 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:
|
| Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat on
a
| beautiful bay, I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight snack... I
have
| a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow... and I still have a 1/2
bottle
| of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa
|
|
| CM
|
| If you have to tell 'em....
|
|
| Jerry

OUCH!.... The truth hurts!

CM

"Oz1" wrote in message
news |
| C'mon Dave, it's the best way!
|
| On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 01:36:05 GMT, Dave Hillstrom
| wrote:
|
| top posting freak.
|
| bubble
|
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.