There are few things as discouraging as reading Danny Taddei's
lame posts. Here comes the Taddeifish swimming feverishly up
to the hook and biting down with his gums because he has no
more teeth than he has wits.

The Taddeifish has not learned to spell or compose a proper
sentence. A coherent paragraph is well beyond his means.
Instead, he gums. Pathetic!

He treats the English language like he treats his sailboat - if
indeed the boat pictured on his website belongs to him. His
boat is a squalid mess. He takes crawfish out of season. His
blonde crew is a walleyed bimbo liability and a horrible
housekeeper. She probably has personal hygiene to match so
the entire accommodation reeks of dead fish.

I don't know why anybody is bothered by such a fool. The
Taddeifish is what we call a junkfish. Toss him overboard.
Hope for better luck next time.

Yeah, OK! My boat is immaculate unless there is or has been a party on
it and then it is quickly put back in shape. No teeth? damn, I was
always told I had a huge smile. As for your attack on my structure- You
remind me of my creative writing teacher who said if you have a decent
thought to share you can always find a secretary to clean it up for you.

There is an art to being funny. If you miss the art you are just rude.
You have missed the art, though I do applaud you for trying.

As long as I have your attention I'd like to point out the art here. You
have read this and it is a response to you statement of "I don't know
why anybody is bothered by such a fool". You see, you have called
yourself a name here and I didn't need to do a thing.

Simple Simon wrote:

There are few things as discouraging as reading Danny Taddei's
lame posts. Here comes the Taddeifish swimming feverishly up
to the hook and biting down with his gums because he has no
more teeth than he has wits.

The Taddeifish has not learned to spell or compose a proper
sentence. A coherent paragraph is well beyond his means.
Instead, he gums. Pathetic!

He treats the English language like he treats his sailboat - if
indeed the boat pictured on his website belongs to him. His
boat is a squalid mess. He takes crawfish out of season. His
blonde crew is a walleyed bimbo liability and a horrible
housekeeper. She probably has personal hygiene to match so
the entire accommodation reeks of dead fish.

I don't know why anybody is bothered by such a fool. The
Taddeifish is what we call a junkfish. Toss him overboard.
Hope for better luck next time.



--
Danny Taddei
e-mail me at (remove no-worms-in-a-)
There's a horizon on every side. Let your soul inside be the guide and
lead the way.
http://members.cox.net/sandycove/index.html

Neal is 100 times the sailor you are, and that's not saying
much at all.

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:LcENa.119954$MJ5.34955@fed1read03...
Yeah, OK! My boat is immaculate unless there is or has been a party on
it and then it is quickly put back in shape. No teeth? damn, I was
always told I had a huge smile. As for your attack on my structure- You
remind me of my creative writing teacher who said if you have a decent
thought to share you can always find a secretary to clean it up for you.

There is an art to being funny. If you miss the art you are just rude.
You have missed the art, though I do applaud you for trying.

As long as I have your attention I'd like to point out the art here. You
have read this and it is a response to you statement of "I don't know
why anybody is bothered by such a fool". You see, you have called
yourself a name here and I didn't need to do a thing.

Simple Simon wrote:

There are few things as discouraging as reading Danny Taddei's
lame posts. Here comes the Taddeifish swimming feverishly up
to the hook and biting down with his gums because he has no
more teeth than he has wits.

The Taddeifish has not learned to spell or compose a proper
sentence. A coherent paragraph is well beyond his means.
Instead, he gums. Pathetic!

He treats the English language like he treats his sailboat - if
indeed the boat pictured on his website belongs to him. His
boat is a squalid mess. He takes crawfish out of season. His
blonde crew is a walleyed bimbo liability and a horrible
housekeeper. She probably has personal hygiene to match so
the entire accommodation reeks of dead fish.

I don't know why anybody is bothered by such a fool. The
Taddeifish is what we call a junkfish. Toss him overboard.
Hope for better luck next time.



--
Danny Taddei
e-mail me at (remove no-worms-in-a-)

There's a horizon on every side. Let your soul inside be the guide and
lead the way.
http://members.cox.net/sandycove/index.html

Boat not messy?
http://members.cox.net/sandycove/bah...powel_cay1.jpg

Molestation of wildlife in a Marine Sanctuary!!
http://members.cox.net/sandycove/mia...elliotkey1.jpg

You have no class.


"Danny Taddei" wrote in message news:LcENa.119954$MJ5.34955@fed1read03...
Yeah, OK! My boat is immaculate unless there is or has been a party on
it and then it is quickly put back in shape. No teeth? damn, I was
always told I had a huge smile. As for your attack on my structure- You
remind me of my creative writing teacher who said if you have a decent
thought to share you can always find a secretary to clean it up for you.

There is an art to being funny. If you miss the art you are just rude.
You have missed the art, though I do applaud you for trying.

As long as I have your attention I'd like to point out the art here. You
have read this and it is a response to you statement of "I don't know
why anybody is bothered by such a fool". You see, you have called
yourself a name here and I didn't need to do a thing.

Simple Simon wrote:

There are few things as discouraging as reading Danny Taddei's
lame posts. Here comes the Taddeifish swimming feverishly up
to the hook and biting down with his gums because he has no
more teeth than he has wits.

The Taddeifish has not learned to spell or compose a proper
sentence. A coherent paragraph is well beyond his means.
Instead, he gums. Pathetic!

He treats the English language like he treats his sailboat - if
indeed the boat pictured on his website belongs to him. His
boat is a squalid mess. He takes crawfish out of season. His
blonde crew is a walleyed bimbo liability and a horrible
housekeeper. She probably has personal hygiene to match so
the entire accommodation reeks of dead fish.

I don't know why anybody is bothered by such a fool. The
Taddeifish is what we call a junkfish. Toss him overboard.
Hope for better luck next time.



--
Danny Taddei
e-mail me at (remove no-worms-in-a-)
There's a horizon on every side. Let your soul inside be the guide and
lead the way.
http://members.cox.net/sandycove/index.html