THE SECOND COMING

Tune: irregular but 'Bobby Shafto's Gone to Sea' fits most
http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/sfo/music/001141.HTM

Danny Taddei's all at sea!
Is it farce or tragedy?
Watch him flaming furiously!
Unhappy Danny Taddei!

To ay-ess-ay returned is he,
Convinced we seek reality,
Amazed we answer churlishly,
Misguided Danny Taddei!

Stung by cyber-insolence,
Danny compounds his offence
By offering us violence!
Unwise Danny Taddei!

Iguanoid kin in tow,
Pistol waving to and fro:
Press his button, watch him blow!
Jumpy Danny Taddei.

Just 'cos Oz deals out the ****,
Who does Danny then enlist?
Jasson of the Golden Fliss!
Classic Danny Taddei!

Taddei, Danny, hark to me!
You could stop this infamy!
Surely you have ev'rything a soul could ever ask for?
You live a life of liberty,
A wife of beauty on your knee,
You have your boat, your voyages, for now and ever after.

So why is it you feel this need
To lunge and thrash and crudely bleed?
All it does is further feed the newsgroup's cruel laughter...
You're clinging to a sinking ship!
The truth is, no-one gives a rip!
But each successive post you make just leaves you looking dafter.

So, Danny Taddei, go to sea
Or else give up the misery
You're suff'ring at the mouths of bottom feeders:
You only have to spit the bait
And limit who you might berate.
This needn't be your final fate, obsessed by Ozzie bleeders.

Danny Taddei's all at sea!
It's not farce, it's tragedy...
Can he yet be made to see?
We wonder, Danny Taddei!

(c) July 2003 Flying Tadpole

Danny Taddei's all at sea!
It's not farce, it's tragedy...
Can he yet be made to see?
We wonder, Danny Taddei!

Actually fairly advanced prose, Taddy. Well done.

RB

Well written! And as it is with all genuine tragedies, the hero provides his
own undoing.
Scout


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

THE SECOND COMING

Tune: irregular but 'Bobby Shafto's Gone to Sea' fits most
http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/sfo/music/001141.HTM

Danny Taddei's all at sea!
Is it farce or tragedy?
Watch him flaming furiously!
Unhappy Danny Taddei!

To ay-ess-ay returned is he,
Convinced we seek reality,
Amazed we answer churlishly,
Misguided Danny Taddei!

Stung by cyber-insolence,
Danny compounds his offence
By offering us violence!
Unwise Danny Taddei!

Iguanoid kin in tow,
Pistol waving to and fro:
Press his button, watch him blow!
Jumpy Danny Taddei.

Just 'cos Oz deals out the ****,
Who does Danny then enlist?
Jasson of the Golden Fliss!
Classic Danny Taddei!

Taddei, Danny, hark to me!
You could stop this infamy!
Surely you have ev'rything a soul could ever ask for?
You live a life of liberty,
A wife of beauty on your knee,
You have your boat, your voyages, for now and ever after.

So why is it you feel this need
To lunge and thrash and crudely bleed?
All it does is further feed the newsgroup's cruel laughter...
You're clinging to a sinking ship!
The truth is, no-one gives a rip!
But each successive post you make just leaves you looking dafter.

So, Danny Taddei, go to sea
Or else give up the misery
You're suff'ring at the mouths of bottom feeders:
You only have to spit the bait
And limit who you might berate.
This needn't be your final fate, obsessed by Ozzie bleeders.

Danny Taddei's all at sea!
It's not farce, it's tragedy...
Can he yet be made to see?
We wonder, Danny Taddei!

(c) July 2003 Flying Tadpole

It was Ganz who conjured it, not me.

katysails wrote:

Iguanoid kin in tow,

What an nplesant image that conjures....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Iguanoid kin in tow,

What an nplesant image that conjures....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

THE SECOND COMING

Tune: irregular but 'Bobby Shafto's Gone to Sea' fits most
http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/sfo/music/001141.HTM

Danny Taddei's all at sea!
Is it farce or tragedy?
Watch him flaming furiously!
Unhappy Danny Taddei!

Once again, you prove that the pen is mightier than the sword....


.... And *you* called me a sting ray????? Bloody cheek!




Regards


Donal
--

Huzzah! Tadpole flies again.
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
It was Ganz who conjured it, not me.

katysails wrote:

Iguanoid kin in tow,

What an nplesant image that conjures....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein