"donquijote1954" wrote...

I think we kayakers should form a coalition with cyclists, pedestrians,
ultralight planes and, of course, sardines. On the other side you find
motorboaters, Hummer drivers, military jet pilots and, who else, sharks.

Hmmm... On which "side" do you put us military jet pilots who also are kayakers
and glider pilots but who don't fly ultralight planes?