Some of his more famous self-proclamations:

************************************************** *******
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.
************************************************** *****

Who could this brave man be?

The Shadow knows!

--
John H.

On Oct 9, 7:06*am, John H. wrote:
Some of his more famous self-proclamations:

************************************************** *******
*Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
*Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
*Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
*Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
*under your command? I have.
************************************************** *****

Who could this brave man be?

The Shadow knows!

--
And you've barely scratched the surface of this amazing man! Like, did
you know that he single handed a vessel around the horn?

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 9 Oct 2008 05:34:06 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Oct 9, 7:06 am, John H. wrote:
Some of his more famous self-proclamations:

************************************************** *******
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.
************************************************** *****

Who could this brave man be?

The Shadow knows!

--
And you've barely scratched the surface of this amazing man! Like, did
you know that he single handed a vessel around the horn?

Oh, look! We have a ZERO in our midst!


More than one...a whole zombie army of them.

On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:06:57 -0400, John H.
wrote:

Some of his more famous self-proclamations:

************************************************* ********
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.
************************************************* ******

Who could this brave man be?

The Shadow knows!

A "Harry" thread. How nice.

--Vic

Vic Smith wrote:
On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:06:57 -0400, John H.
wrote:

Some of his more famous self-proclamations:

************************************************** *******
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.
************************************************** *****

Who could this brave man be?

The Shadow knows!

A "Harry" thread. How nice.

--Vic


From herring, it's either that or more photos of the product of his
baby factories.

On Oct 9, 8:49*am, Boater wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:06:57 -0400, John H.
wrote:

Some of his more famous self-proclamations:

************************************************** *******
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.
************************************************** *****

Who could this brave man be?

The Shadow knows!

A "Harry" thread. *How nice.

--Vic

*From herring, it's either that or more photos of the product of his
baby *factories.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

What's the matter, Harry, don't like people calling you out on your
many, many lies?

On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:58:34 -0700, LoogyPicker did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
On Oct 9, 8:49*am, Boater wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:06:57 -0400, John H. wrote:

Some of his more famous self-proclamations:

************************************************** ******* Have you
ever transited the Panama Canal? I have. Have you owned more than 20
boats in your lifetime? I have. Have you ever sailed large boats
competitively? I have. Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land
in a powerboat under your command? I have.
************************************************** *****

Who could this brave man be?

The Shadow knows!

A "Harry" thread. *How nice.

--Vic

*From herring, it's either that or more photos of the product of his
baby *factories.

What's the matter, Harry, don't like people calling you out on your many,
many lies?

Pleace to be showing teh lies. TIA!

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In article ,
Vic Smith wrote:

On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:06:57 -0400, John H.
wrote:

Some of his more famous self-proclamations:

************************************************* ********
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.
************************************************* ******

Who could this brave man be?

The Shadow knows!

A "Harry" thread. How nice.

have you ever piloted a tangram through a causality collapse
123 ly in radius

i think not

arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call
its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here
this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang

On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:45:42 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:06:57 -0400, John H.
wrote:

Some of his more famous self-proclamations:

************************************************ *********
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.
************************************************ *******

Who could this brave man be?

The Shadow knows!

A "Harry" thread. How nice.

--Vic

Dunno, thought he was talking about me for a minute but don't think
I'm up to 20 boats, maybe 12 or 13. I've kind of lost count but it
might be 20 counting some old family boats. :-)

Haven't done the Panama Canal yet either but did live there for a
short time as a kid.

On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:14:42 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:45:42 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:06:57 -0400, John H.
wrote:

Some of his more famous self-proclamations:

*********************************************** **********
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.
*********************************************** ********

Who could this brave man be?

The Shadow knows!

A "Harry" thread. How nice.

--Vic

Dunno, thought he was talking about me for a minute but don't think
I'm up to 20 boats, maybe 12 or 13. I've kind of lost count but it
might be 20 counting some old family boats. :-)

Haven't done the Panama Canal yet either but did live there for a
short time as a kid.

I figured it wasn't about me when I got to the word "Hero."

--Vic