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a "Real" man smells like...........
wrote in message ... I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up. Later........ My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil. Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you? Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne? Me: For who? Her: Me, you idiot. Me: You dont think this smell is masculine? Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on some cologne. Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild. Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ |
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a "Real" man smells like...........
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...
--Mike "Jim" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up. Later........ My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil. Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you? Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne? Me: For who? Her: Me, you idiot. Me: You dont think this smell is masculine? Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on some cologne. Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild. Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ |
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a "Real" man smells like...........
On Aug 9, 12:21*am, "Mike" wrote:
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually... --Mike "Jim" wrote in message ... wrote in message .... I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up. Later........ My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil. Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you? Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne? Me: *For who? Her: *Me, you idiot. Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine? Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on some cologne. Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild. Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are weird..  |
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a "Real" man smells like...........
On Aug 12, 6:31*am, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT), wrote: On Aug 9, 12:21*am, "Mike" wrote: I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually... --Mike "Jim" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up. Later........ My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil. Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you? Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne? Me: *For who? Her: *Me, you idiot. Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine? Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on some cologne. Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild. Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane * nothing less... * you guys are weird.. That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Around Christmas, take another look.. I got a box with a small atomizer and a small bottle for about 20 bucks. They last me a year or two... |
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a "Real" man smells like...........
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:27:30 -0700 (PDT), wrote: On Aug 12, 6:31 am, John H. wrote: On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT), wrote: Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are weird.. Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less. Grey Flannel - "Launched in 1975, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel cologne is an expression of confidence and refined character—a true American classic. With a simple composition of violet, lemon, orange, oakmoss, sage, and sandalwood, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel seems to have two different characters, soft and fresh, yet warm and shadowy." Certainly the scent for you two pussies. -- "The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion, regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts to weaken or undermine that right." |
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a "Real" man smells like...........
"John H." wrote in message ... On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT), wrote: On Aug 9, 12:21 am, "Mike" wrote: I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually... --Mike "Jim" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up. Later........ My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil. Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you? Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne? Me: For who? Her: Me, you idiot. Me: You dont think this smell is masculine? Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on some cologne. Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild. Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are weird.. That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle! Well...if she throught your question was bright she may have given you a bright smile................ |
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a "Real" man smells like...........
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:06:13 -0300, "Don White"
wrote: "John H." wrote in message .. . On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT), wrote: On Aug 9, 12:21 am, "Mike" wrote: I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually... --Mike "Jim" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up. Later........ My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil. Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you? Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne? Me: For who? Her: Me, you idiot. Me: You dont think this smell is masculine? Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on some cologne. Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild. Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are weird.. That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle! Well...if she throught your question was bright she may have given you a bright smile................ Donnie, maybe you should try this too. JimH keeps passing. Of course, your hero gets the max possible. http://tinyurl.com/o42at |
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a "Real" man smells like...........
On Aug 12, 9:15*am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:06:13 -0300, "Don White" wrote: "John H." wrote in message .. . On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT), wrote: On Aug 9, 12:21 am, "Mike" wrote: I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually... --Mike "Jim" wrote in message . .. wrote in message ... I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up. Later........ My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil. Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you? Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne? Me: For who? Her: Me, you idiot. Me: You dont think this smell is masculine? Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on some cologne. Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild. Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane * nothing less... * you guys are weird.. That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle! Well...if she throught your question was bright she may have given you a bright smile................ Donnie, maybe you should try this too. JimH keeps passing. Of course, your hero gets the max possible. http://tinyurl.com/o42at- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - That's the stuff.. And the lady wasn't trying to rip you off. It's usually not cheap, that's why I look for it after Christmas usually.. But that's the stuff.. Good price there too.. |
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