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First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Mar 2008
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a "Real" man smells like...........
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:41:26 -0700 (PDT),
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I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........
My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
Hah.
You should have seen what happened when I soaked the barrell of my .50
cal black powder rifle in the bath tub.
Mrs. Wave was not amused.
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