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On May 4, 10:40*pm, "Mike" wrote:
My best to her for sure! You're right, no one should have to go thru that. My cousin has (had...fingers crossed) a brain tumor, and just finished his second round of chemo... 12 years young. Real tough going. --Mike Thats gotta be though, too! good luck to him, Mike. |
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On Sun, 4 May 2008 19:16:06 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On May 3, 8:05*am, wrote: On May 2, 7:40*pm, Tim wrote: On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote: Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking. As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest". "You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for the rest of our lives. The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river. More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't take a drink!?" "Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast Guard to show up." ooooooooooooooooooh. took a little while, but I got it. LOL!!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope so. She goes back for her second round of "keeeemo" i think next Monday. Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH, Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for the light at the end of the tunnel. thanks again for asking. Tim My daughter's lymph nodes, at least some of them, were removed. Have they given any thought to doing that for your wife, or are they going the pure chemo therapy approach. Either or both just plain suck! -- John *H* |
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On May 5, 3:58*pm, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 4 May 2008 19:16:06 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 3, 8:05*am, wrote: On May 2, 7:40*pm, Tim wrote: On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote: Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking. As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest". "You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for the rest of our lives. The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river. More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't take a drink!?" "Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast Guard to show up." ooooooooooooooooooh. took a little while, but I got it. LOL!!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope so. She goes back for her second round of *"keeeemo" i think next Monday. Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH, Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for the light at the end of the tunnel. thanks again for asking. Tim My daughter's lymph nodes, at least some of them, were removed. Have they given any thought to doing that for your wife, or are they going the pure chemo therapy approach. Either or both just plain suck! -- John *H*- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Well, John. They took out the one that was now a big lump on her thyroid, and have opted to not do any further surgery seeing that they haven't detected any more infection in the lower body. just one up on the side of her throat, which is good, so they're working whith chemical all the way and close examination. i know treatments are different but she's going to have 3 bouts of chem 21 days apart, then comes the radiation. *UGH!* But the docs think this will do it. We'll find out. THANKS! |
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Tim wrote:
On May 5, 3:58 pm, John H. wrote: On Sun, 4 May 2008 19:16:06 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 3, 8:05 am, wrote: On May 2, 7:40 pm, Tim wrote: On May 2, 2:00 pm, wrote: Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking. As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest". "You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for the rest of our lives. The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river. More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't take a drink!?" "Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast Guard to show up." ooooooooooooooooooh. took a little while, but I got it. LOL!!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope so. She goes back for her second round of "keeeemo" i think next Monday. Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH, Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for the light at the end of the tunnel. thanks again for asking. Tim My daughter's lymph nodes, at least some of them, were removed. Have they given any thought to doing that for your wife, or are they going the pure chemo therapy approach. Either or both just plain suck! -- John *H*- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Well, John. They took out the one that was now a big lump on her thyroid, and have opted to not do any further surgery seeing that they haven't detected any more infection in the lower body. just one up on the side of her throat, which is good, so they're working whith chemical all the way and close examination. i know treatments are different but she's going to have 3 bouts of chem 21 days apart, then comes the radiation. *UGH!* But the docs think this will do it. We'll find out. Keep a positive attitude. Stay away from people with negative attitudes. My mother was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma 11 years ago and went the chemical route with with some surgery to remove her pancreas. |
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On Mon, 5 May 2008 14:03:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On May 5, 3:58*pm, John H. wrote: On Sun, 4 May 2008 19:16:06 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On May 3, 8:05*am, wrote: On May 2, 7:40*pm, Tim wrote: On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote: Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking. As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest". "You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for the rest of our lives. The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river. More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't take a drink!?" "Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast Guard to show up." ooooooooooooooooooh. took a little while, but I got it. LOL!!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope so. She goes back for her second round of *"keeeemo" i think next Monday. Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH, Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for the light at the end of the tunnel. thanks again for asking. Tim My daughter's lymph nodes, at least some of them, were removed. Have they given any thought to doing that for your wife, or are they going the pure chemo therapy approach. Either or both just plain suck! -- John *H*- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Well, John. They took out the one that was now a big lump on her thyroid, and have opted to not do any further surgery seeing that they haven't detected any more infection in the lower body. just one up on the side of her throat, which is good, so they're working whith chemical all the way and close examination. i know treatments are different but she's going to have 3 bouts of chem 21 days apart, then comes the radiation. *UGH!* But the docs think this will do it. We'll find out. THANKS! We're pullin' and prayin'. -- John *H* |
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wrote in message ... Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking. As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest". "You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for the rest of our lives. The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river. More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't take a drink!?" "Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast Guard to show up." Remake of an old joke for the water.... originally was two cars and a priest with sacramental wine.... |
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