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BCS a Sad Joke
Did you see the Orange and Rose Bowl games? Sad jokes each. The Orange
Bowl featured two ranting stupefied septuagenarian "coaches" fielding teams unable to complete a simple pass, handle short field goals, or even not bungle their point after kicks. It was a contest to see who was the least inept. The biggest loser won. And the Rose Bowl...what a joke. The Rose Bowl decided to bring in USC's arch enemies from the Big Ten to "officiate" the contest. And they did their job, "jobbing" USC. They awarded the Hookers, or is that Hook 'ems, a touchdown that was not a touchdown, allowed the Hookers to mug the opposition and pick their pockets, and in fact, decided the outcome of the game. The end-of-game poor tackling was a result of the game long poor officiating. USC is the true national champion. -- Skipper |
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"Skipper" wrote in message ... Did you see the Orange and Rose Bowl games? Sad jokes each. The Orange Bowl featured two ranting stupefied septuagenarian "coaches" fielding teams unable to complete a simple pass, handle short field goals, or even not bungle their point after kicks. It was a contest to see who was the least inept. The biggest loser won. And the Rose Bowl...what a joke. The Rose Bowl decided to bring in USC's arch enemies from the Big Ten to "officiate" the contest. And they did their job, "jobbing" USC. They awarded the Hookers, or is that Hook 'ems, a touchdown that was not a touchdown, allowed the Hookers to mug the opposition and pick their pockets, and in fact, decided the outcome of the game. The end-of-game poor tackling was a result of the game long poor officiating. USC is the true national champion. Bwahahahaha. Good one! Say what you will, but Vince Young is the real deal. |
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NOYB wrote:
And the Rose Bowl...what a joke. The Rose Bowl decided to bring in USC's arch enemies from the Big Ten to "officiate" the contest. And they did their job, "jobbing" USC. They awarded the Hookers, or is that Hook 'ems, a touchdown that was not a touchdown, allowed the Hookers to mug the opposition and pick their pockets, and in fact, decided the outcome of the game. The end-of-game poor tackling was a result of the game long poor officiating. USC is the true national champion. Bwahahahaha. Good one! Say what you will, but Vince Young is the real deal. NFL officials do not allow the helmet to helmet mugging they allowed the Hookers to impose on USC. Vince Young will not find the NFL so accommodating... -- Skipper |
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On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 14:56:15 -0600, Skipper wrote:
Did you see the Orange and Rose Bowl games? Sad jokes each. The Orange Bowl featured two ranting stupefied septuagenarian "coaches" fielding teams unable to complete a simple pass, handle short field goals, or even not bungle their point after kicks. It was a contest to see who was the least inept. The biggest loser won. And the Rose Bowl...what a joke. The Rose Bowl decided to bring in USC's arch enemies from the Big Ten to "officiate" the contest. And they did their job, "jobbing" USC. They awarded the Hookers, or is that Hook 'ems, a touchdown that was not a touchdown, allowed the Hookers to mug the opposition and pick their pockets, and in fact, decided the outcome of the game. The end-of-game poor tackling was a result of the game long poor officiating. USC is the true national champion. Gotta agree, and it's not because USC is my alma mater. -- John H. "Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it." Rene Descartes |
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"JohnH" wrote in message ... On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 14:56:15 -0600, Skipper wrote: Did you see the Orange and Rose Bowl games? Sad jokes each. The Orange Bowl featured two ranting stupefied septuagenarian "coaches" fielding teams unable to complete a simple pass, handle short field goals, or even not bungle their point after kicks. It was a contest to see who was the least inept. The biggest loser won. And the Rose Bowl...what a joke. The Rose Bowl decided to bring in USC's arch enemies from the Big Ten to "officiate" the contest. And they did their job, "jobbing" USC. They awarded the Hookers, or is that Hook 'ems, a touchdown that was not a touchdown, allowed the Hookers to mug the opposition and pick their pockets, and in fact, decided the outcome of the game. The end-of-game poor tackling was a result of the game long poor officiating. USC is the true national champion. Gotta agree, and it's not because USC is my alma mater. -- John H. What a bunch of bull. Such are the breaks. Sometimes they go your way, sometimes the other way. Accept it or you guys sound like nothing but whiners. |
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JimH,
When a game is obviously decided by bad officiating, it is not whining to complain about it. I personally could care less. Arguing about who is the National Champs is an annual ritual for anyone who likes college football. ; ) -- ************************************************** ************************ If you would like to make rec.boats an enjoyable place to discuss boating, please do not respond to the political and inflammatory off- topic posts and flames. ************************************************** ************************** " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOTcom wrote in message . .. "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 14:56:15 -0600, Skipper wrote: Did you see the Orange and Rose Bowl games? Sad jokes each. The Orange Bowl featured two ranting stupefied septuagenarian "coaches" fielding teams unable to complete a simple pass, handle short field goals, or even not bungle their point after kicks. It was a contest to see who was the least inept. The biggest loser won. And the Rose Bowl...what a joke. The Rose Bowl decided to bring in USC's arch enemies from the Big Ten to "officiate" the contest. And they did their job, "jobbing" USC. They awarded the Hookers, or is that Hook 'ems, a touchdown that was not a touchdown, allowed the Hookers to mug the opposition and pick their pockets, and in fact, decided the outcome of the game. The end-of-game poor tackling was a result of the game long poor officiating. USC is the true national champion. Gotta agree, and it's not because USC is my alma mater. -- John H. What a bunch of bull. Such are the breaks. Sometimes they go your way, sometimes the other way. Accept it or you guys sound like nothing but whiners. |
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JimH wrote:
And the Rose Bowl...what a joke. The Rose Bowl decided to bring in USC's arch enemies from the Big Ten to "officiate" the contest. And they did their job, "jobbing" USC. They awarded the Hookers, or is that Hook 'ems, a touchdown that was not a touchdown, allowed the Hookers to mug the opposition and pick their pockets, and in fact, decided the outcome of the game. The end-of-game poor tackling was a result of the game long poor officiating. USC is the true national champion. Gotta agree, and it's not because USC is my alma mater. What a bunch of bull. Such are the breaks...Accept it or you guys sound like nothing but whiners. Gotta believe you'd say the same about a NY City mugging. -- Skipper |
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"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message ... JimH, When a game is obviously decided by bad officiating, it is not whining to complain about it. I personally could care less. You make an assumption of bad officiating. If so, then you are in the whiners camp. ;-) Arguing about who is the National Champs is an annual ritual for anyone who likes college football. ; ) I could care less. I thought both were great games though. Ohio State had some bad calls against them in their game against Texas.......................just kidding. But I think you get my point. ;-) Life goes on and life is good. |
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" JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOTcom wrote in message ... "Reggie Smithers" wrote in message ... JimH, When a game is obviously decided by bad officiating, it is not whining to complain about it. I personally could care less. You make an assumption of bad officiating. If so, then you are in the whiners camp. ;-) I love college football (and all college sports except for hockey) more than the pros because they are unpredictable.......missed field goals, stupid lateral attempts etc. Unfortunately my alma mater ( a ranked team at the time) got their ass handed to them a few days earlier . ;-( Arguing about who is the National Champs is an annual ritual for anyone who likes college football. ; ) I could care less. I thought both were great games though. Ohio State had some bad calls against them in their game against Texas.......................just kidding. But I think you get my point. ;-) Life goes on and life is good. |
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On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 16:53:11 -0500, " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOTcom wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message .. . On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 14:56:15 -0600, Skipper wrote: Did you see the Orange and Rose Bowl games? Sad jokes each. The Orange Bowl featured two ranting stupefied septuagenarian "coaches" fielding teams unable to complete a simple pass, handle short field goals, or even not bungle their point after kicks. It was a contest to see who was the least inept. The biggest loser won. And the Rose Bowl...what a joke. The Rose Bowl decided to bring in USC's arch enemies from the Big Ten to "officiate" the contest. And they did their job, "jobbing" USC. They awarded the Hookers, or is that Hook 'ems, a touchdown that was not a touchdown, allowed the Hookers to mug the opposition and pick their pockets, and in fact, decided the outcome of the game. The end-of-game poor tackling was a result of the game long poor officiating. USC is the true national champion. Gotta agree, and it's not because USC is my alma mater. -- John H. What a bunch of bull. Such are the breaks. Sometimes they go your way, sometimes the other way. Accept it or you guys sound like nothing but whiners. OK, so I'm whining. Luckily, I'm not whining about lost money, only bad officiating. -- John H. "Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it." Rene Descartes |
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