Boat Joke
 

Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to
navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged,
disabled and slowly sinking.

As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the
first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take
life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".

"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and
pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for
the rest of our lives.

The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.

More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't
take a drink!?"

"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."

Boat Joke
 

On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote:
Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to
navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged,
disabled and slowly sinking.

As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the
first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take
life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".

"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and
pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for
the rest of our lives.

The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.

More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't
take a drink!?"

"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."

ooooooooooooooooooh.

took a little while, but I got it.

LOL!!

Boat Joke
 

On May 2, 7:40*pm, Tim wrote:
On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote:





Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to
navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged,
disabled and slowly sinking.

As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the
first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take
life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".

"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and
pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for
the rest of our lives.

The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.

More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't
take a drink!?"

"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."

ooooooooooooooooooh.

took a little while, but I got it.

LOL!!- Hide quoted text -

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How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.

Boat Joke
 

Ouch

"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."

Now that is a shrewd and cunning man.

Keith

Boat Joke
 

On May 3, 8:05*am, wrote:
On May 2, 7:40*pm, Tim wrote:





On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote:

Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to
navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged,
disabled and slowly sinking.

As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the
first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take
life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".

"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and
pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for
the rest of our lives.

The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.

More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't
take a drink!?"

"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."

ooooooooooooooooooh.

took a little while, but I got it.

LOL!!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node
on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly
optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope
so. She goes back for her second round of "keeeemo" i think next
Monday.

Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH,
Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for
the light at the end of the tunnel.

thanks again for asking.

Tim

Boat Joke
 

On May 4, 10:16*pm, Tim wrote:
On May 3, 8:05*am, wrote:





On May 2, 7:40*pm, Tim wrote:

On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote:

Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to
navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged,
disabled and slowly sinking.

As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the
first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take
life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".

"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and
pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for
the rest of our lives.

The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.

More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't
take a drink!?"

"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."

ooooooooooooooooooh.

took a little while, but I got it.

LOL!!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node
on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly
optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope
so. She goes back for her second round of *"keeeemo" i think next
Monday.

Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH,
Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for
the light at the end of the tunnel.

thanks again for asking.

Tim- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

We are all with you man.. Tell her we are thinking about her.

Boat Joke
 

On May 4, 9:33*pm, wrote:
On May 4, 10:16*pm, Tim wrote:





On May 3, 8:05*am, wrote:

On May 2, 7:40*pm, Tim wrote:

On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote:

Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to
navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged,
disabled and slowly sinking.

As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the
first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take
life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".

"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and
pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for
the rest of our lives.

The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.

More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't
take a drink!?"

"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."

ooooooooooooooooooh.

took a little while, but I got it.

LOL!!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node
on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly
optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope
so. She goes back for her second round of *"keeeemo" i think next
Monday.

Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH,
Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for
the light at the end of the tunnel.

thanks again for asking.

Tim- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

We are all with you man.. Tell her we are thinking about her.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Thanks, boss....

Boat Joke
 

My best to her for sure! You're right, no one should have to go thru that.
My cousin has (had...fingers crossed) a brain tumor, and just finished his
second round of chemo... 12 years young. Real tough going.

--Mike

"Tim" wrote in message
...
On May 3, 8:05 am, wrote:
On May 2, 7:40 pm, Tim wrote:





On May 2, 2:00 pm, wrote:

Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to
navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged,
disabled and slowly sinking.

As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the
first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take
life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".

"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and
pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for
the rest of our lives.

The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.

More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't
take a drink!?"

"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."

ooooooooooooooooooh.

took a little while, but I got it.

LOL!!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted
text -

- Show quoted text -

thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node
on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly
optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope
so. She goes back for her second round of "keeeemo" i think next
Monday.

Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH,
Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for
the light at the end of the tunnel.

thanks again for asking.

Tim

Boat Joke
 

On May 4, 10:16*pm, Tim wrote:
On May 3, 8:05*am, wrote:





On May 2, 7:40*pm, Tim wrote:

On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote:

Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to
navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged,
disabled and slowly sinking.

As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the
first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take
life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".

"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and
pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for
the rest of our lives.

The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.

More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't
take a drink!?"

"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."

ooooooooooooooooooh.

took a little while, but I got it.

LOL!!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node
on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly
optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope
so. She goes back for her second round of *"keeeemo" i think next
Monday.

Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH,
Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for
the light at the end of the tunnel.

thanks again for asking.

Tim- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I know right now this probably just sounds like lip service to you,
but with advances in medicine, and the cure rate of most cancers, the
outcome should be good. Best of luck.

Boat Joke
 

On May 5, 7:15*am, wrote:
On May 4, 10:16*pm, Tim wrote:





On May 3, 8:05*am, wrote:

On May 2, 7:40*pm, Tim wrote:

On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote:

Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to
navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged,
disabled and slowly sinking.

As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the
first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take
life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".

"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and
pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for
the rest of our lives.

The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.

More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't
take a drink!?"

"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."

ooooooooooooooooooh.

took a little while, but I got it.

LOL!!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node
on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly
optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope
so. She goes back for her second round of *"keeeemo" i think next
Monday.

Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH,
Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for
the light at the end of the tunnel.

thanks again for asking.

Tim- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I know right now this probably just sounds like lip service to you,
but with advances in medicine, and the cure rate of most cancers, the
outcome should be good. Best of luck.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

No problem with lip service. It's appreciated. Thanks for the good
words, boss.