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It happens right before Super Tuesday. Wow - what a coincidence. |
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Valguard Toebreakerson wrote:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080204/D8UJQ1U00.html It happens right before Super Tuesday. Wow - what a coincidence. It worked the last time, but I think Billary have alienated too many of the core democratic voters with their divisive and many times racist comments. Hillary is looking like she is scrambling and Obama is looking more presidential everyday. Go OBAMA beat the BITCH. |
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On Feb 4, 5:08�pm, "JimH" wrote:
"Valguard Toebreakerson" wrote in message ... http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080204/D8UJQ1U00.html It happens right before Super Tuesday. Wow - what a coincidence. Sadly many Americans will once again fall for it. Fool me once, shame on you..........fool me twice, shame on the brainless Democrats. I don't know what you guys are going to do if McCain gets the nod for the R's. I suppose you will have to vote for the candidate you dislike the least, rather than the one you like the most. :-) |
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On Feb 4, 6:51*pm, Valguard Toebreakerson wrote:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080204/D8UJQ1U00.html It happens right before Super Tuesday. Wow - what a coincidence. "Gosh, golly, gee whiz..." I thought you were OD'ing on Leave It To Beaver reruns again.... |
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Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 4, 5:08�pm, "JimH" wrote: "Valguard Toebreakerson" wrote in message ... http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080204/D8UJQ1U00.html It happens right before Super Tuesday. Wow - what a coincidence. Sadly many Americans will once again fall for it. Fool me once, shame on you..........fool me twice, shame on the brainless Democrats. I don't know what you guys are going to do if McCain gets the nod for the R's. I suppose you will have to vote for the candidate you dislike the least, rather than the one you like the most. :-) McCain of the 100-year War? |
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On Feb 4, 8:57Â*pm, Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 4, 5:08�pm, "JimH" wrote: "Valguard Toebreakerson" wrote in message .. . http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080204/D8UJQ1U00.html It happens right before Super Tuesday. Wow - what a coincidence. Sadly many Americans will once again fall for it. Fool me once, shame on you..........fool me twice, shame on the brainless Democrats. I don't know what you guys are going to do if McCain gets the nod for the R's. I suppose you will have to vote for the candidate you dislike the least, rather than the one you like the most. Â*:-) Think of me how oever one wants, but in the primary I'm voting for Ron Paul. I know he doesn't ahve a snowballs chance, but it might help send a message that there could be room for another party. Don't know about the November main...... |
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On Mon, 4 Feb 2008 19:00:19 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote: On Feb 4, 6:51*pm, Valguard Toebreakerson wrote: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080204/D8UJQ1U00.html It happens right before Super Tuesday. Wow - what a coincidence. "Gosh, golly, gee whiz..." I thought you were OD'ing on Leave It To Beaver reruns again.... Valguard Toebreakerson, first born of Valguard the Toebreaker, is somewhat limited in his use of the English Language - in particular the use of expletives. He is a true berserker - a Norse warrior who fights with true rage reveling in the blodd, gore and carnage of battle. He is noted for being very polite even as he disembowels you. Valguard Toebreakerson is noted for his battle cry "Darn it all - Now I have to seriously hurt you". |
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Mon, 4 Feb 2008 19:00:19 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: On Feb 4, 6:51 pm, Valguard Toebreakerson wrote: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080204/D8UJQ1U00.html It happens right before Super Tuesday. Wow - what a coincidence. "Gosh, golly, gee whiz..." I thought you were OD'ing on Leave It To Beaver reruns again.... Valguard Toebreakerson, first born of Valguard the Toebreaker, is somewhat limited in his use of the English Language - in particular the use of expletives. He is a true berserker - a Norse warrior who fights with true rage reveling in the blodd, gore and carnage of battle. He is noted for being very polite even as he disembowels you. Valguard Toebreakerson is noted for his battle cry "Darn it all - Now I have to seriously hurt you". He does sound like someone dropped him on his head when he was a baby. |
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On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:18:53 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote: Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Mon, 4 Feb 2008 19:00:19 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: On Feb 4, 6:51 pm, Valguard Toebreakerson wrote: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080204/D8UJQ1U00.html It happens right before Super Tuesday. Wow - what a coincidence. "Gosh, golly, gee whiz..." I thought you were OD'ing on Leave It To Beaver reruns again.... Valguard Toebreakerson, first born of Valguard the Toebreaker, is somewhat limited in his use of the English Language - in particular the use of expletives. He is a true berserker - a Norse warrior who fights with true rage reveling in the blodd, gore and carnage of battle. He is noted for being very polite even as he disembowels you. Valguard Toebreakerson is noted for his battle cry "Darn it all - Now I have to seriously hurt you". He does sound like someone dropped him on his head when he was a baby. His biography notes that he was raised by The Sisters of The Holy Chainsaw from infancy after being abandoned by his family for having black hair and brown eyes. (His biography also notes that his mother was a notorious courtesan who occasionally spent time with a Nigerian Bank Manager of certain acquaintance which could possibly explain why he didn't look a thing like Valguard the Toebreaker who was blond and blue eyed.) Being raised in a convent led to some unfortunate early gender role identity problems. This changed during the Great Theological Schism when The Sisters of The Holy Chainsaw and their male counterpart The Brothers of The Holy Chainsaw encountered a new movement - The High Holy Chainsaw and Safety Razor. This new movement adopted several rituals and measures that were anathema to the older, more established Order leading to charges of heresy and apostasy leading to war between the two groups. In the aftermath of the Great Theological Schism, everybody forgot about Valguard Toebreakerson who developed a great appreciation for violence, but due to his disciplined upbringing in the Convent, he controlled his berserker impulses by putting all his energy into forming a new, stronger faith - The Sisters and Brothers of Bashing One Enemies Vigorously About The Head And Shoulders With A Blunt Object Until They Submit To Your Will. The rest, as they say, is history. |
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:18:53 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here wrote: Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Mon, 4 Feb 2008 19:00:19 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: On Feb 4, 6:51 pm, Valguard Toebreakerson wrote: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080204/D8UJQ1U00.html It happens right before Super Tuesday. Wow - what a coincidence. "Gosh, golly, gee whiz..." I thought you were OD'ing on Leave It To Beaver reruns again.... Valguard Toebreakerson, first born of Valguard the Toebreaker, is somewhat limited in his use of the English Language - in particular the use of expletives. He is a true berserker - a Norse warrior who fights with true rage reveling in the blodd, gore and carnage of battle. He is noted for being very polite even as he disembowels you. Valguard Toebreakerson is noted for his battle cry "Darn it all - Now I have to seriously hurt you". He does sound like someone dropped him on his head when he was a baby. His biography notes that he was raised by The Sisters of The Holy Chainsaw from infancy after being abandoned by his family for having black hair and brown eyes. (His biography also notes that his mother was a notorious courtesan who occasionally spent time with a Nigerian Bank Manager of certain acquaintance which could possibly explain why he didn't look a thing like Valguard the Toebreaker who was blond and blue eyed.) Being raised in a convent led to some unfortunate early gender role identity problems. This changed during the Great Theological Schism when The Sisters of The Holy Chainsaw and their male counterpart The Brothers of The Holy Chainsaw encountered a new movement - The High Holy Chainsaw and Safety Razor. This new movement adopted several rituals and measures that were anathema to the older, more established Order leading to charges of heresy and apostasy leading to war between the two groups. In the aftermath of the Great Theological Schism, everybody forgot about Valguard Toebreakerson who developed a great appreciation for violence, but due to his disciplined upbringing in the Convent, he controlled his berserker impulses by putting all his energy into forming a new, stronger faith - The Sisters and Brothers of Bashing One Enemies Vigorously About The Head And Shoulders With A Blunt Object Until They Submit To Your Will. The rest, as they say, is history. He does sound like a very complex guy. |
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