BREAKING NEWS! wrote:

Since the beginning of time, man has loved the ocean. But no man loves the
ocean more than Nanaimo, British Columbia Resident, Patrick Michael
Sullivan.

Born on the ocean in a 1930's built clinker of Russian origin, Patrick
Michael Sullivan's knowledge of boating runs deep. Patrick Michael Sullivan
sailed the 7 seas for years, before settling down in Nanaimo at the ripe old
age of 46 to have children with his wife, Penelope, of 67 years.

Patrick Michael Sullivan stated his love for boating in this way:

"A boat is a hole you pour money into."

So, is his wife 67 years old, or have they been married 67 years (hard
to do, him only bein' 46 and all)?

I'm *so* confused...

DT