Some time back, when ASA was teaming with nuts...a fellow named Ed with
a Mac26X claimed he was sailing around in 50-60 knots of wind, and
tweaking his sails as he went! That guy was as funny as he was
ignorant, and not afraid in the least to let the whole world know!

Now we have a new contender for his position. Joe, who owns a heavy 43
foot motorsailor claims that his boat....

....has a hull speed of 13 knots!
....is faster than race boats!
....can do 9 knots in light air, which is STILL above the true hull
speed!
....is a real voyager who bought the right boat, but still posts here
daily!

What a total dopewad Joe is. But give him credit. He's not afraid to
show it off!



RB
35s5
NY

Capt. Rob wrote:
Some time back, when ASA was teaming with nuts...a fellow named Ed with
a Mac26X claimed he was sailing around in 50-60 knots of wind, and
tweaking his sails as he went! That guy was as funny as he was
ignorant, and not afraid in the least to let the whole world know!

Then came Bob the photo nut, who owns a KIA and has no pictures of his
latest stepping stone sailing, just pathetic bugs crawling around a
grungy sink.

Now we have a new contender for his position. Rob , who owns no boat, and is only allowed to sail when mommie wants to baby sit.

Robert has a need to swallow all the bait I cast upon this pond, He is
dumber than a carp.
I could catch a Bobfish with one of Lil Thom's rusty diaper pins bent
into a hook.

Well at least he is worshiping and spending all his time focused on my
fine cruising yacht.

He can still dream that some day he will reach the top of the ladder in
his "stepping stone" life and find a vessel as diverse and well
equipped as the Mighty RedCloud. He will be over a 100 years old....
but hey he's a late bloomer.

Joe