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Joe
 
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Default Rob the "Captain"


Capt. Rob wrote:
Some time back, when ASA was teaming with nuts...a fellow named Ed with
a Mac26X claimed he was sailing around in 50-60 knots of wind, and
tweaking his sails as he went! That guy was as funny as he was
ignorant, and not afraid in the least to let the whole world know!


Then came Bob the photo nut, who owns a KIA and has no pictures of his
latest stepping stone sailing, just pathetic bugs crawling around a
grungy sink.

Now we have a new contender for his position. Rob , who owns no boat, and is only allowed to sail when mommie wants to baby sit.


Robert has a need to swallow all the bait I cast upon this pond, He is
dumber than a carp.
I could catch a Bobfish with one of Lil Thom's rusty diaper pins bent
into a hook.

Well at least he is worshiping and spending all his time focused on my
fine cruising yacht.

He can still dream that some day he will reach the top of the ladder in
his "stepping stone" life and find a vessel as diverse and well
equipped as the Mighty RedCloud. He will be over a 100 years old....
but hey he's a late bloomer.

Joe