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BAR January 1st 08 01:28 PM

football and politics
 
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

Not a concern. It is the Republicans who will depending upon the
short yellow bus voter next year, and "Mike" has a reserved seat on
that vehicle.



My prediction, for what it's worth, (which isn't much) is as follows:

Mike Huckabee will be the Republican nominee.




Gosh, I hope so! What a simple-minded rube he is. We're living in a
world made far more dangerous by having a president who knew and knows
nothing about world policy/affairs, and you think the Republicans will
nominate another world policy/affairs numnutz? Maybe he'll learn a
little about Pakistan sometime soon.


What is Hillary's claim to fame in international relations? Waving at
the children? Riding an elephant? Talking with the spouses of the world
leaders? Baking cookies in the White House?

BAR January 1st 08 01:32 PM

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HK wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 31, 11:46 am, Chuck Gould wrote:
On Dec 31, 7:51 am, wrote:





On Dec 31, 12:08 am, Chuck Gould wrote:
On Dec 30, 1:35�pm, JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:33:27 -0500, HK
wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
...................
AP- Green Bay Times - Tue 12-21-07
The Green Bay Packers delivered a shocking announcement today.
Their
starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs. Brett Favre, who
will play for
Brett during the first quarter. Fans in Green Bay were shocked
when this
announcement was made, but Mrs. Favre assured the fans that,
"Hey, I know
this game. I live with Brett. I have taken several road trips on
the team
plane. I've gone to the pre-game meal. I know a lot of the
Packers. I've
played around with a lot of the Packers in the back yard. I've
tossed the
football with them, and I know what a slot right
60-Prevent-Slot-Hook-And-Go
is and I know how to avoid a corner blitz." So they polled the
people
inGreen Bay, 50% of Packers fans are excited, motivated, looking
forward to
the big game.
All right, you think that's ridiculous? Let me reread this. In a
shocking
announcement today, Mrs. Hillary Clinton announced that she is
running for
President of the United States because she knows Bill Clinton
and has lived
with him, and she was there on a lot of trips to China and
around the world,
and she really cared about kids for 35 years. She's fought and
she stood up
for kids, and she's tried to fix health care, and she knows
fifty percent of
the American people say, "That's good enough for us."
Which of the right-wing Republican idiots, lunatics or
incompetents are
you support, Bill?
Mitt "I was against flip-flopping until I changed my mind" Romney?
Rudy "I am *not* a crook even though the evidence indicates
otherwise"
Guiliani?
Mike "I know Jesus, so I don't have to know foreign policy"
Huckabee?
Fred "Yes, I am Dead" Thompson?
Ron "I'm even crazier than I sound" Paul?
Duncan "The 2% in the Polls Solution" Hunter?
The only reasonable possibility on the GOP side is John McCain,
and he
isn't crazy or right-wing enough for the GOP delegates.
Maybe you can write in Zell Miller. He's fine until his daily
sedation
wears off.
Trolling, trolling, over the ocean blue...
Harry, shame on you.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Shame on Harry?
Uh, looks like Calif Bill started this one.
No bitch at Calif Bill because he launched a right wing troll, but you
single out the first moderately left responder?
Did you know that some folks are so transparent, they will be
reincarnated as storm windows? :-)- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Moderately left ?? Thats funny, and telling all at the same
time.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Apparently you don't know many folks on the extreme left. Harry would
be perfectly at home as a precint captain for the D party out this
way, but not considered radically left in any sense--- Perhaps it's a
matter of perspective; we continue to reelect "Baghdad Jim" to the US
House and rather obviously the majority of voters think he's a fine
choice.
There are some regions in this country where Jim McDermott would be
more likely to be lynched than elected to congress. :-)- Hide quoted
text -

- Show quoted text -


Apparently you need to expose yourself to folks who are actually
moderate. I challenge you to give us an example of one, just one,
right leaning view Harry has. I could name hundreds of the opposite,
hardly moderate. You need to expand your input if you think he is a
moderate representation of how Americans outside of Seattle think...




Actually, I am a quite moderate lefty. I believe Chuck is quite a bit
more to the left than I am. Chris Dodd is more to the left than I am,
just to put my place on the scale into a perspective that would be
family to you.


Chuck is an I got mine you give him yours liberal.

I simply have no use, absolutely no use, for the modern,
evangelical-infested but Jesusless GOP.


You are an intolerant racist.

BAR January 1st 08 01:33 PM

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John H. wrote:
On Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:09:25 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Dec 31, 11:46 am, Chuck Gould wrote:
On Dec 31, 7:51 am, wrote:





On Dec 31, 12:08 am, Chuck Gould wrote:
On Dec 30, 1:35?pm, JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:33:27 -0500, HK wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
...................
AP- Green Bay Times - Tue 12-21-07
The Green Bay Packers delivered a shocking announcement today. Their
starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs. Brett Favre, who will play for
Brett during the first quarter. Fans in Green Bay were shocked when this
announcement was made, but Mrs. Favre assured the fans that, "Hey, I know
this game. I live with Brett. I have taken several road trips on the team
plane. I've gone to the pre-game meal. I know a lot of the Packers. I've
played around with a lot of the Packers in the back yard. I've tossed the
football with them, and I know what a slot right 60-Prevent-Slot-Hook-And-Go
is and I know how to avoid a corner blitz." So they polled the people
inGreen Bay, 50% of Packers fans are excited, motivated, looking forward to
the big game.
All right, you think that's ridiculous? Let me reread this. In a shocking
announcement today, Mrs. Hillary Clinton announced that she is running for
President of the United States because she knows Bill Clinton and has lived
with him, and she was there on a lot of trips to China and around the world,
and she really cared about kids for 35 years. She's fought and she stood up
for kids, and she's tried to fix health care, and she knows fifty percent of
the American people say, "That's good enough for us."
Which of the right-wing Republican idiots, lunatics or incompetents are
you support, Bill?
Mitt "I was against flip-flopping until I changed my mind" Romney?
Rudy "I am *not* a crook even though the evidence indicates otherwise"
Guiliani?
Mike "I know Jesus, so I don't have to know foreign policy" Huckabee?
Fred "Yes, I am Dead" Thompson?
Ron "I'm even crazier than I sound" Paul?
Duncan "The 2% in the Polls Solution" Hunter?
The only reasonable possibility on the GOP side is John McCain, and he
isn't crazy or right-wing enough for the GOP delegates.
Maybe you can write in Zell Miller. He's fine until his daily sedation
wears off.
Trolling, trolling, over the ocean blue...
Harry, shame on you.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Shame on Harry?
Uh, looks like Calif Bill started this one.
No bitch at Calif Bill because he launched a right wing troll, but you
single out the first moderately left responder?
Did you know that some folks are so transparent, they will be
reincarnated as storm windows? :-)- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Moderately left ?? Thats funny, and telling all at the same time.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Apparently you don't know many folks on the extreme left. Harry would
be perfectly at home as a precint captain for the D party out this
way, but not considered radically left in any sense--- Perhaps it's a
matter of perspective; we continue to reelect "Baghdad Jim" to the US
House and rather obviously the majority of voters think he's a fine
choice.
There are some regions in this country where Jim McDermott would be
more likely to be lynched than elected to congress. :-)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Apparently you need to expose yourself to folks who are actually
moderate. I challenge you to give us an example of one, just one,
right leaning view Harry has. I could name hundreds of the opposite,
hardly moderate. You need to expand your input if you think he is a
moderate representation of how Americans outside of Seattle think...


Harry, now that he owns a couple, thinks handguns are great!


Just like Carl Rowen. Shot a kid for swimming in his pool in DC, where
handguns were illegal. Did Carl Rowen, a good liberal, get prosecuted? No.

BAR January 1st 08 01:35 PM

football and politics
 
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Not a concern. It is the Republicans who will depending upon the
short yellow bus voter next year, and "Mike" has a reserved seat on
that vehicle.


My prediction, for what it's worth, (which isn't much) is as follows:

Mike Huckabee will be the Republican nominee.


Gosh, I hope so! What a simple-minded rube he is. We're living in a
world made far more dangerous by having a president who knew and
knows nothing about world policy/affairs, and you think the
Republicans will nominate another world policy/affairs numnutz? Maybe
he'll learn a little about Pakistan sometime soon.


Jeeze, I wish you'd get some new material, just to make it interesting
a least. Your writers on strike also?

Eisboch :-)





What do you want me to post? That Huckabee's a nice guy? He seems to be
a nice guy. He ought to be a pastor again.


Hillary should go back to Arkansas and bake cookies.

Obama should go back to Chicago and do some more illegal land deals.

Edwards should go back to North Carolina and chase some more ambulances.

BAR January 1st 08 01:35 PM

football and politics
 
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Not a concern. It is the Republicans who will depending upon the short
yellow bus voter next year, and "Mike" has a reserved seat on that
vehicle.

My prediction, for what it's worth, (which isn't much) is as follows:

Mike Huckabee will be the Republican nominee.

Gosh, I hope so! What a simple-minded rube he is. We're living in a
world made far more dangerous by having a president who knew and knows
nothing about world policy/affairs, and you think the Republicans will
nominate another world policy/affairs numnutz? Maybe he'll learn a
little about Pakistan sometime soon.
Jeeze, I wish you'd get some new material, just to make it interesting a
least. Your writers on strike also?

Eisboch :-)




What do you want me to post? That Huckabee's a nice guy? He seems to be a
nice guy. He ought to be a pastor again.



He still is.

Now .... this will scare you.

Rev. Eisboch


$29.95?

HK January 1st 08 01:52 PM

football and politics
 
BAR wrote:
HK wrote:



I simply have no use, absolutely no use, for the modern,
evangelical-infested but Jesusless GOP.


You are an intolerant racist.




Racist? What *race* did I single out there, braindead boy?

Let's see:

"Modern" no racial implication
"evangelical-infested" no racial implication
"but" no racial implication
"Jesusless" no racial implication
"GOP" no racial implication


Since there are no racial implications in my statement, there is no
racism in it.

I do have little tolerance for self-proclaimed "Christians" who do not
follow the teachings of Jesus, but that's called "disgust at their
hypocrisy," not racism.

You should have gone back to high school.


--
George W. Bush - the 43rd Best President Ever!

HK January 1st 08 02:18 PM

football and politics
 
BAR wrote:
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Not a concern. It is the Republicans who will depending upon the
short yellow bus voter next year, and "Mike" has a reserved seat
on that vehicle.


My prediction, for what it's worth, (which isn't much) is as follows:

Mike Huckabee will be the Republican nominee.


Gosh, I hope so! What a simple-minded rube he is. We're living in a
world made far more dangerous by having a president who knew and
knows nothing about world policy/affairs, and you think the
Republicans will nominate another world policy/affairs numnutz?
Maybe he'll learn a little about Pakistan sometime soon.

Jeeze, I wish you'd get some new material, just to make it
interesting a least. Your writers on strike also?

Eisboch :-)





What do you want me to post? That Huckabee's a nice guy? He seems to
be a nice guy. He ought to be a pastor again.


Hillary should go back to Arkansas and bake cookies.

Obama should go back to Chicago and do some more illegal land deals.

Edwards should go back to North Carolina and chase some more ambulances.




It's the liberals. It's the ACLU. It's Clinton. It's Monica. It's the
"climate of permissiveness". It's France. It's the liberal media. It's
Clinton's dick. It's Hillary. We never could have known they'd fly
planes into buildings. "No actionable intelligence". They didn't tell us
to do anything. O'Neill's lying. Clarke's lying. General Shinseki's
lying. The Union of Concerned Scientists is lying. Our own weapons
inspector David Kay's lying. Wilson's lying. John Dean's lying. Newsweek
lied! CBS lied! Everyone's lying but us. We had to lie. We never lied.

Plame outed herself. Her husband outed her. The liberals outed her. No
one outed her, since everyone already knew her covert identity. Rove had
nothing to do with it. No comment.

It's the libs trying to pull Schiavo's feeding tube. It doesn't matter
that DeLay pulled his own dad's feeding tube. "Culture of life". It's
Janet Jackson's boobs; it's the Statue of Justice's boobs. Reading the
news might cloud my judgment. It's the "decade our government...blinded
itself to our enemies". It's the homosexuals wanting to marry. "Restore
honor and dignity to the White House". A decision to go to war wasn't a
decision to go to war. "No actionable intelligence". It's the pledge of
allegiance. They're taking God out of America. Osama didn't tell us
when, how, where, and by what means he'd attack, and he didn't leave a
forwarding address. The 9/11 panel is biased against us. Saddam = Al
Qaida. Saddam = Al Qaida.

Chalabi's an honorable man and I believe everything he says about WMDs.
Chalabi's a crook and he passed secrets to Iran. Chalabi's the liberals'
fault because they didn't shoot us when we started using his
"intelligence". Chalabi? I don't know any 'Chalabi'!

It's just a few dead-enders. They'll be gone when we capture Saddam.
They'll be gone when we capture Saddam's sons. They'll be gone when we
hand over "sovereignty". They'll be gone when Iraq has elections.
They'll be gone in 12 years. They'll never be gone.

We fight them in London so we don't have to fight them, er, uh, well,
can't get fooled again!

Bolton didn't lie! He just knowingly gave incorrect answers under oath.

Aw, so what's another ISLAMIC STATE in the mideast? It's not like Bush
has made it a home for terrorists or anything!

No one could have anticipated that a category 5 hurricane aimed directly
at New Orleans would have destroyed it! No one could have anticipated
that they might need federal assistance quickly! Of course no one's in
charge of accepting the generous aid offered by other nations -- isn't
that the mayor's responsibility? Being a judging supervisor for the
Arabian Horse Association is ample experience to head FEMA! It's the
mayor's fault! It's the governor's fault! It's Howard Dean's fault! It's
CBS's fault! It's the Monica Crime! Ted Kennedy killed Mary Jo! Libtards
killed Terry Schiavo! Wah! Wahhhhhhh!

It's all these former staffers hawking their books. Money never
corrupted anyone. "I'm a uniter, not a divider!" It's the stem cells.
It's the feminazis, the intellectual elitists, and the ecoterrorists.

It's Cthulhu. It's the martians.



(From lots'o'places on the 'net)


It's anyone but Bush.


[email protected] January 1st 08 02:20 PM

football and politics
 
On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 08:33:47 -0500, BAR wrote:


Just like Carl Rowen. Shot a kid for swimming in his pool in DC, where
handguns were illegal. Did Carl Rowen, a good liberal, get prosecuted?
No.


In point of fact, Rowen was tried. The case ended in a hung jury, and he
wasn't retried.

Eisboch January 1st 08 02:40 PM

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"HK" wrote in message
. ..



Well, he's still breathing, of course. But between the ears, he's been
dead for decades.



I understood your meaning. Just didn't want the word to get out.

Eisboch



Eisboch January 1st 08 02:44 PM

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"BAR" wrote in message
. ..


$29.95?


A little more for the "Deluxe" package.

Eisboch




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