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Eisboch wrote:
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Eisboch wrote:
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Not a concern. It is the Republicans who will depending upon the
short yellow bus voter next year, and "Mike" has a reserved seat on
that vehicle.

My prediction, for what it's worth, (which isn't much) is as follows:

Mike Huckabee will be the Republican nominee.

Gosh, I hope so! What a simple-minded rube he is. We're living in a
world made far more dangerous by having a president who knew and knows
nothing about world policy/affairs, and you think the Republicans will
nominate another world policy/affairs numnutz? Maybe he'll learn a
little about Pakistan sometime soon.

Jeeze, I wish you'd get some new material, just to make it interesting
a least. Your writers on strike also?

Eisboch :-)

What do you want me to post? That Huckabee's a nice guy? He seems to be
a nice guy. He ought to be a pastor again.

Hillary should go back to Arkansas and bake cookies.

Obama should go back to Chicago and do some more illegal land deals.

Edwards should go back to North Carolina and chase some more ambulances.

It's the liberals. It's the ACLU. It's Clinton. It's Monica. It's the
"climate of permissiveness". It's France. It's the liberal media. It's
Clinton's dick. It's Hillary. We never could have known they'd fly planes
into buildings. "No actionable intelligence". They didn't tell us to do
anything. O'Neill's lying. Clarke's lying. General Shinseki's lying. The
Union of Concerned Scientists is lying. Our own weapons inspector David
Kay's lying. Wilson's lying. John Dean's lying. Newsweek lied! CBS lied!
Everyone's lying but us. We had to lie. We never lied.

Plame outed herself. Her husband outed her. The liberals outed her. No one
outed her, since everyone already knew her covert identity. Rove had
nothing to do with it. No comment.

It's the libs trying to pull Schiavo's feeding tube. It doesn't matter
that DeLay pulled his own dad's feeding tube. "Culture of life". It's
Janet Jackson's boobs; it's the Statue of Justice's boobs. Reading the
news might cloud my judgment. It's the "decade our government...blinded
itself to our enemies". It's the homosexuals wanting to marry. "Restore
honor and dignity to the White House". A decision to go to war wasn't a
decision to go to war. "No actionable intelligence". It's the pledge of
allegiance. They're taking God out of America. Osama didn't tell us when,
how, where, and by what means he'd attack, and he didn't leave a
forwarding address. The 9/11 panel is biased against us. Saddam = Al
Qaida. Saddam = Al Qaida.

Chalabi's an honorable man and I believe everything he says about WMDs.
Chalabi's a crook and he passed secrets to Iran. Chalabi's the liberals'
fault because they didn't shoot us when we started using his
"intelligence". Chalabi? I don't know any 'Chalabi'!

It's just a few dead-enders. They'll be gone when we capture Saddam.
They'll be gone when we capture Saddam's sons. They'll be gone when we
hand over "sovereignty". They'll be gone when Iraq has elections. They'll
be gone in 12 years. They'll never be gone.

We fight them in London so we don't have to fight them, er, uh, well,
can't get fooled again!

Bolton didn't lie! He just knowingly gave incorrect answers under oath.

Aw, so what's another ISLAMIC STATE in the mideast? It's not like Bush has
made it a home for terrorists or anything!

No one could have anticipated that a category 5 hurricane aimed directly
at New Orleans would have destroyed it! No one could have anticipated that
they might need federal assistance quickly! Of course no one's in charge
of accepting the generous aid offered by other nations -- isn't that the
mayor's responsibility? Being a judging supervisor for the Arabian Horse
Association is ample experience to head FEMA! It's the mayor's fault! It's
the governor's fault! It's Howard Dean's fault! It's CBS's fault! It's the
Monica Crime! Ted Kennedy killed Mary Jo! Libtards killed Terry Schiavo!
Wah! Wahhhhhhh!

It's all these former staffers hawking their books. Money never corrupted
anyone. "I'm a uniter, not a divider!" It's the stem cells. It's the
feminazis, the intellectual elitists, and the ecoterrorists.

It's Cthulhu. It's the martians.

Finally you are getting knowledge.