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John H. September 23rd 07 07:43 PM

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On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:18:41 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:33:51 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Naw. Usually I buy a block of frozen Herring and grind it up for chum.


Here, though, if you put out a tiny piece of bloodworm, the Herring will
bite on it 20 times a day, apparently. (My filter collects headers, not
contents.)
Trouble is...in here, the 'Herring' sh*ts all over the place and polutes the
entire newsgroup.


How's your mom today, Don?




I'm cutting you and several others a new deal. You are temporarily out
of my bozo bin.

Beginning today, if you and the others I have released behave
reasonably, I will treat you the same way.

But when you post one of your snide little insults, as you have above,
I'll simply call you out on it thusly:


Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from
______________________, and if you count them up, you will
see what he adds here in "boating" content.



The __________________, obviously, will be reserved for the name of the
insulter.


Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from Herring, and if you
count them up, you will see what he adds here in "boating" content.


Harry, if asking Don how is mom is doing is an 'attack', then how would you
classify this:

"Trouble is...in here, the __________ ****s all over the place and polutes
the entire newsgroup."


(Insert name of your choosing in the _________)

Short Wave Sportfishing September 23rd 07 08:21 PM

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On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:51:56 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:41:12 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

What about a bait bucket that you drop in the water next to the boat?


Warm surface temperatures will kill the fish pretty quick in fresh
water unless it's normally colder. On a lake or shallow water, you
will lose them pretty quickly.


Probably. We're attentive to the needs of the fish, so we remember to sink
the bucket completely, and I usually hang it over the LOW TRANSOM, where it
tends to remain shaded. This last thing is a little-known fact: The transom
always faces away from the sun because the storm of photons has the same
effect as the wind on a boat at anchor.

one....two....three.........


four

Short Wave Sportfishing September 23rd 07 08:22 PM

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On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:26:29 -0000,
wrote:

On Sep 23, 6:30 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 22:35:05 -0400, HK wrote:
Which one of you geniuses reaches into the livewell to grab the blues by
the tail? :}


Scott did, but I've done it thousands of time.

Well, maybe not thousands but enough.


Am I not supposed to do that??


Perfectly fine, but Harry is a pansy.

"oh - oh - the fishy is going to bite me..."

~~ sheesh ~~

Short Wave Sportfishing September 23rd 07 08:23 PM

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On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:38:54 -0400, HK wrote:

wrote:
On Sep 23, 6:30 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 22:35:05 -0400, HK wrote:
Which one of you geniuses reaches into the livewell to grab the blues by
the tail? :}
Scott did, but I've done it thousands of time.

Well, maybe not thousands but enough.


Am I not supposed to do that??


Maybe your Yankee blues are different, but I got bit pretty badly once
by a bluefish. Sticking my hand into a tank full of ****ed off bluefish
is not something I would do.


Pansy...

John H. September 23rd 07 08:32 PM

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On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:08:19 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:18:41 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:33:51 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Naw. Usually I buy a block of frozen Herring and grind it up for chum.


Here, though, if you put out a tiny piece of bloodworm, the Herring will
bite on it 20 times a day, apparently. (My filter collects headers, not
contents.)
Trouble is...in here, the 'Herring' sh*ts all over the place and polutes the
entire newsgroup.

How's your mom today, Don?


I'm cutting you and several others a new deal. You are temporarily out
of my bozo bin.

Beginning today, if you and the others I have released behave
reasonably, I will treat you the same way.

But when you post one of your snide little insults, as you have above,
I'll simply call you out on it thusly:


Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from
______________________, and if you count them up, you will
see what he adds here in "boating" content.



The __________________, obviously, will be reserved for the name of the
insulter.


Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from Herring, and if you
count them up, you will see what he adds here in "boating" content.


Harry, if asking Don how is mom is doing is an 'attack', then how would you
classify this:

"Trouble is...in here, the __________ ****s all over the place and polutes
the entire newsgroup."


(Insert name of your choosing in the _________)



Your constant repetition of the "mom" question aimed at Don is nothing
more than an insult.

Therefo

Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from John Herring, a
frequent rec.boats poster, and if you count them up, you will see how
little
he adds here in boating/fishing content or interesting reading.


You are quite wrong.

Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from Harry Krause, a
frequent rec.boats poster, and if you count them up, you will see how
little he adds here in boating/fishing content or interesting reading.

HK September 23rd 07 09:04 PM

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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:26:29 -0000,
wrote:

On Sep 23, 6:30 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 22:35:05 -0400, HK wrote:
Which one of you geniuses reaches into the livewell to grab the blues by
the tail? :}
Scott did, but I've done it thousands of time.

Well, maybe not thousands but enough.

Am I not supposed to do that??


Perfectly fine, but Harry is a pansy.

"oh - oh - the fishy is going to bite me..."

~~ sheesh ~~



Hey, I got bit...and badly...by a bluefish I caught in St. Augustine
inlet. It was my fault, but bit I got.

HK September 23rd 07 09:07 PM

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John H. wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:08:19 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:18:41 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:33:51 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Naw. Usually I buy a block of frozen Herring and grind it up for chum.


Here, though, if you put out a tiny piece of bloodworm, the Herring will
bite on it 20 times a day, apparently. (My filter collects headers, not
contents.)
Trouble is...in here, the 'Herring' sh*ts all over the place and polutes the
entire newsgroup.

How's your mom today, Don?

I'm cutting you and several others a new deal. You are temporarily out
of my bozo bin.

Beginning today, if you and the others I have released behave
reasonably, I will treat you the same way.

But when you post one of your snide little insults, as you have above,
I'll simply call you out on it thusly:


Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from
______________________, and if you count them up, you will
see what he adds here in "boating" content.



The __________________, obviously, will be reserved for the name of the
insulter.


Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from Herring, and if you
count them up, you will see what he adds here in "boating" content.

Harry, if asking Don how is mom is doing is an 'attack', then how would you
classify this:

"Trouble is...in here, the __________ ****s all over the place and polutes
the entire newsgroup."


(Insert name of your choosing in the _________)


Your constant repetition of the "mom" question aimed at Don is nothing
more than an insult.

Therefo

Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from John Herring, a
frequent rec.boats poster, and if you count them up, you will see how
little
he adds here in boating/fishing content or interesting reading.


You are quite wrong.

Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from Harry Krause, a
frequent rec.boats poster, and if you count them up, you will see how
little he adds here in boating/fishing content or interesting reading.


We all know why you play the mom card. You dont give a tinkers dam about
his mom.

So what we have here is yet another of the many daily attacks from John
Herring,
a frequent rec.boats poster, and if you count them up, you will see how
little he adds here in boating/fishing content or interesting reading.

HK September 23rd 07 09:12 PM

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Dan wrote:
William Bruce wrote:
Parker or lobster boat?


crickets




Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from Dan,"
a frequent rec.boats poster, and if you count them up, you will see how
little he adds here in boating/fishing content or interesting reading.

HK September 23rd 07 09:16 PM

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JimH wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:26:29 -0000,
wrote:

On Sep 23, 6:30 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 22:35:05 -0400, HK wrote:
Which one of you geniuses reaches into the livewell to grab the blues
by
the tail? :}
Scott did, but I've done it thousands of time.

Well, maybe not thousands but enough.
Am I not supposed to do that??

Perfectly fine, but Harry is a pansy.

"oh - oh - the fishy is going to bite me..."

~~ sheesh ~~


ROTF!




I lost a quarter of an inch of my left thumb to a bluefish. I kid you
not. Had I not duct-taped it back on, I would have lost my thumb tip for
sure.

HK September 23rd 07 09:18 PM

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John H. wrote:

So what we have here is yet another of the many daily attacks from John
Herring,
a frequent rec.boats poster, and if you count them up, you will see how
little he adds here in boating/fishing content or interesting reading.


As a matter of fact, I do. I went through the aging and dying mom bit a few
years ago. Plus, it diverts him from his attack posts, which you seem to
insist on.

Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from Harry Krause, a
frequent rec.boats poster, and if you count them up, you will see how
little he adds here in boating/fishing content or interesting reading.


Here's yet another of the many daily attacks from John Herring,
a frequent rec.boats poster, and if you count them up, you will see how
little he adds here in boating/fishing content or interesting reading.

No attacks from me, Herring. Just pointing out yours. Lately virtually
everything you post is a cheap shot at someone else. Count 'em up. Start
with today...so far, I believe everything you have posted but for one is
a snark remark.


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