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Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
wrote in message oups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... a.. You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!".... b.. You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.... c.. You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot.... d.. You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures.... e.. You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows.... f.. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.... g.. You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.... h.. Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three.... i.. You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.... j.. You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.... k.. You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.... l.. You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round.... m.. The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona.... n.. Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut".... o.. You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one.... p.. You know the "Back way" to Talledega.... q.. You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper.... r.. You make engine noises while watching racing on TV.... |
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Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
JimH wrote:
wrote in message oups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. |
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Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
On Aug 4, 8:38 pm, HK wrote:
JimH wrote: wrote in message roups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Or the lines on a Parker  |
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Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
"HK" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Round and round they go. Like basketball.........just watch the final 3 minutes. ;-) |
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Rednecks turning left, right, right, left, left, right, left, left, right, left, left !!
On Aug 4, 8:44 pm, "JimH" ask wrote:
"HK" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: wrote in message groups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Round and round they go. Like basketball.........just watch the final 3 minutes. ;-) Next week, Watkins Glenn (a road course ... |
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Rednecks turning left, right, right, left, left, right, left, left, right, left, left !!
On Aug 5, 5:58?pm, wrote:
On Aug 4, 8:44 pm, "JimH" ask wrote: "HK" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: wrote in message groups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Round and round they go. Like basketball.........just watch the final 3 minutes. ;-) Next week, Watkins Glenn (a road course ...- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text - Hmmm. More of the rednecks I've known find are far more likely to go right than left. :-) |
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Rednecks turning left, right, right, left, left, right, left, left, right, left, left !!
On Aug 5, 9:45 pm, Chuck Gould wrote:
On Aug 5, 5:58?pm, wrote: On Aug 4, 8:44 pm, "JimH" ask wrote: "HK" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: wrote in message groups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Round and round they go. Like basketball.........just watch the final 3 minutes. ;-) Next week, Watkins Glenn (a road course ...- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text - Hmmm. More of the rednecks I've known find are far more likely to go right than left. :-)- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - racin' is trying to go more mainstream, maybe there are some "pinknecks" in there too. After all, they do race in California, New York, and even with our Comrades in New Hampshire !! |
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Rednecks turning left, right, right, left, left, right, left, left, right, left, left !!
On Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:45:11 -0700, Chuck Gould
wrote: On Aug 5, 5:58?pm, wrote: On Aug 4, 8:44 pm, "JimH" ask wrote: "HK" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: wrote in message groups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Round and round they go. Like basketball.........just watch the final 3 minutes. ;-) Next week, Watkins Glenn (a road course ...- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text - Hmmm. More of the rednecks I've known find are far more likely to go right than left. :-) Innate intelligence, not influenced by lib college professors. -- John H |
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Rednecks turning left, right, right, left, left, right, left,left, right, left, left !!
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Rednecks turning left, right, right, left, left, right, left, left, right, left, left !!
"HK" wrote in message ... wrote: On Aug 4, 8:44 pm, "JimH" ask wrote: "HK" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Round and round they go. Like basketball.........just watch the final 3 minutes. ;-) Next week, Watkins Glenn (a road course ...I always preferred lime rock to watkins glen. 1964 US Grand Prix. Still one of the greatest parties in the infield camping area of any race I have been to. Race itself was boring, but the women and the 20 people on / in a convertible sliding through the mug bog was great. |
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