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Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer
drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! |
Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
wrote in message oups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... a.. You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!".... b.. You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.... c.. You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot.... d.. You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures.... e.. You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows.... f.. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.... g.. You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.... h.. Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three.... i.. You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.... j.. You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.... k.. You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.... l.. You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round.... m.. The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona.... n.. Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut".... o.. You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one.... p.. You know the "Back way" to Talledega.... q.. You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper.... r.. You make engine noises while watching racing on TV.... |
Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
JimH wrote:
wrote in message oups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. |
Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
On Aug 4, 8:38 pm, HK wrote:
JimH wrote: wrote in message roups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Or the lines on a Parker ;) |
Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
"HK" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Round and round they go. Like basketball.........just watch the final 3 minutes. ;-) |
Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
On Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:38:29 -0400, HK wrote:
JimH wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Or becalmed drift fishing! -- John H |
Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
On Aug 4, 10:45 pm, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:38:29 -0400, HK wrote: JimH wrote: wrote in message groups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Or becalmed drift fishing! -- John H errrrrrr. So I put in the video tape and leave. I come home and the race is close to the end but I have a video so I go mow the lawn. Then the race is just over and there is all kinds of controversy and they are playing the replays, but I go get a samich, cause I got a video. I go to play the video and it had run out with 20 laps to go... Lucky it was only the Bush race. Today is Pocono, that is a great track to go watch a race if anyone is interested. Well, off to grab some liquor and get my back waxed, it's race day! |
Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
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Rednecks turning left!? Look out Don
On Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:37:17 -0400, HK wrote:
wrote: On Aug 4, 10:45 pm, John H. wrote: On Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:38:29 -0400, HK wrote: JimH wrote: wrote in message oups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Or becalmed drift fishing! -- John H errrrrrr. So I put in the video tape and leave. I come home and the race is close to the end but I have a video so I go mow the lawn. Then the race is just over and there is all kinds of controversy and they are playing the replays, but I go get a samich, cause I got a video. I go to play the video and it had run out with 20 laps to go... Lucky it was only the Bush race. Today is Pocono, that is a great track to go watch a race if anyone is interested. Well, off to grab some liquor and get my back waxed, it's race day! I wouldn't pay much attention to Herring's ravings. He's deteriorated further into nothing more than a runny nose who blows his snot into this newsgroup. He, Dan, Reggie Retardo, and a couple of other boatless a**holes here are the kinds of guys who in junior high school probably had the sh*t beat out of them on a regular basis and have been seething inside ever since. With the advent of usenet, they discovered a medium for their snottiness without risking being punched in the nose. Harry, you are such a cool guy! Being mentioned in one of your posts is a hell of an honor! How was the becalmed drift fishing? -- John H |
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On Aug 4, 8:44 pm, "JimH" ask wrote:
"HK" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: wrote in message groups.com... Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass! You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... NASCAR is about as boring as watching a bicycle race or a golf tournament. Round and round they go. Like basketball.........just watch the final 3 minutes. ;-) Next week, Watkins Glenn (a road course ;)... |
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