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Today at 3pm eastern, NASCAR in Canada! Here you go guys, a real beer
drinkers sport.. Which I love! Go Tony, give em' the ole' bump pass!


You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if...




a.. You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman
start your engines!"....


b.. You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....


c.. You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential
ballot....


d.. You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you
sure do like to look at the pictures....


e.. You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows....


f.. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....


g.. You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series....


h.. Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn
three....


i.. You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....


j.. You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't
remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....


k.. You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't
remember how old your children are....


l.. You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a
car going 200 mph.....round and round and round....


m.. The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....


n.. Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut"....


o.. You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....


p.. You know the "Back way" to Talledega....


q.. You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper....


r.. You make engine noises while watching racing on TV....