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Ain't no cure for the dumber time blues....
Much as I love to see everybody out enjoying their boats, it's pretty
easy to tell which groups are out for their annual "boat ride". We only went about 20 miles, roundtrip, today. But what a freak show! There's some sort of Viking festival going on in Ballard, a Seattle neighborhood that was once populated almost entirely by Scandinavian immigrants. It's at the west end of the ship canal, on the opposite bank from my marina. Eastbound through Seattle and into Lake Washington today, we happened to meet a runabout loaded with young 20-somethings, and all were wearing goofy plastic Viking helmets- horns and all. We assumed they were volunteer beer inspectors for the festival. They were pretty well up on plane, throwing a huge wake, probably making 11 or 12 knots in a highly patrolled 7-knot seed zone. Worse yet, they were about to round a point where they would be buzzing across the dock of the SPD harbor patrol. Not too bright, to say the least. I opened the portside pilothouse door as they sped past, holding up five fingers on one hand and two on another- hoping that they would slow down to 7-knots and not risk a ticket. Maybe they thought I meant 25,-I'm sure they sped up. One of the Vikings in hanging over the transom returned my 7-finger salute, flashing that punk rock deal with the pinky and index fingers extended. Sigh.......... We motored on through Portage Bay and out through the Montlake Cut, where we witnessed some of the worst seamanship imaginable. Another group of young people, in another runabout, were dodging and weaving from one side of the channel to the other. They came at our boat from the port side, and must have crossed out bow at about a 70 degree angle. The channel isn't that wide, and they were headed for some derelict pilings. Without slowing down and apparently without looking they jerked back across the channel the other way- just in time to narrowly miss a canoe. The "skipper" of USS Zig Zag (and I didn't choose that nickname without full consideration) proceeded to cuss out the innocent canoeists as he cranked the helm over hard enough to barely miss the paddlers. As he sped off to meet his destiny, he all but swamped the canoe with a consderable wash. A couple of hundred yards later we were treated to some numbskull bawling out who-knows-who on Channel 16. "Thanks for the wake, you asshole! Don't you know how to run a boat?" I successfully resisted temptation to pick up the mike and ask if he knew how to use the radio; (there's no point sinking to the same level as an idiot). We motored around a little and stopped in Kirkland, where we enjoyed good grub at the Irish Pub. Shepherd's pie, soda bread, a pint of Guinness, some Irish music on the PA system- nice lunch. Strolled around a while to burn off the pint, and headed for home. We noted a few more crazy antics on the way back- but just as we neared the Montlake Cut we observed the same boatload of plastic Viking horns and helmets apparently returning from the Ballard festival. Oddly enough, the little runabout was down to displacement speed, probably no more than 5 knots and without generating more than a ripple's worth of wake. All aboard seemed infused with a serious demeanor- a sharp contrast from the party hearty attitude we noticed a few hours earlier. "What got into them?" I wondered. Just as we rounded the bend into Portage Bay, I'm sure I saw the answer- the SPD harboar patrol boat was just getting underway from a dead stop in the middle of the bay. Moral of the story- If you're going to be nearly up on plane in a 7- knot zone, don't rock the water cops' boat with your wake. It's great to see so many people out for an annual boat ride, but it's a certified fact that there ain't no cure for the dumber time blues. |
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