Well, I was feelin' sad and feelin' blue,
I didn't know what in the world I was gonna do,
Them Liberals they wus comin' around,
They wus in the air,
They wus on the ground.
They wouldn't gimme no peace. . .

So I run down most hurriedly
And joined up with the Republican Party,
I got me a membership card
And started off a-walkin' down the road.
Yee-hoo, I'm a real Republican now!
Look out you Liberals!

Now we all agree with Hitlers' views,
Although he killed six million Jews.
It don't matter too much that he was a Fascist,
At least you can't say he was a Liberal!
That's to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria.

Well, I wus lookin' everywhere for them gol-darned Liberals.
I got up in the mornin' 'n' looked under my bed,
Looked in the sink, behind the door,
Looked in the glove compartment of my car.
Couldn't find 'em . . .

I wus lookin' high an' low for them Liberals everywhere,
I wus lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair.
I looked way up my chimney hole,
I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.
They got away . . .

Well, I wus sittin' home alone an' started to sweat,
Figured they wus in my T.V. set.
Peeked behind the picture frame,
Got a shock from my feet, hittin' right up in the brain.
Them Liberals caused it!
I know they did . . . them hard-core ones.

Well, I quit my job so I could work alone,
Then I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes.
Followed some clues from my detective bag
And discovered they wus red stripes on the American flag!
That ol' Betty Ross . . .

Well, I investigated all the books in the library,
Ninety percent of 'em gotta be burned away.
I investigated all the people that I knowed,
Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go.
The other two percent are fellow Republicans . . . just like me.

Now Eisenhower, he's a Liberal spy,
Lincoln, Jefferson and that Clinton guy.
To my knowledge there's just one man
That's really a true American: Rush Limbaugh
I know for a fact he hates Liberals cause he picketed the movie Exodus.

Well, I fin'ly started thinkin' straight
When I run outa things to investigate.
Couldn't imagine doin' anything else,
So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myself!
Hope I don't find out anything . . . hmm, great God!


Apologies to Bob D.


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On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 19:26:37 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

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So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myself!
Hope I don't find out anything . . . hmm, great God!


Apologies to Bob D.

Harry,

The registration is bad enough. Now, when someone writes, "Just pull and twist
the bottom... and it will increase in length and at the same time automatically
adjust its inner diameter," and then writes that he is, "...sittin' home
investigatin' myself," one could begin to wonder about that person.

John
On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 19:26:37 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

Well, I was feelin' sad and feelin' blue,
I didn't know what in the world I was gonna do,
Them Liberals they wus comin' around,
They wus in the air,
They wus on the ground.
They wouldn't gimme no peace. . .

So I run down most hurriedly
And joined up with the Republican Party,
I got me a membership card
And started off a-walkin' down the road.
Yee-hoo, I'm a real Republican now!
Look out you Liberals!

Now we all agree with Hitlers' views,
Although he killed six million Jews.
It don't matter too much that he was a Fascist,
At least you can't say he was a Liberal!
That's to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria.

Well, I wus lookin' everywhere for them gol-darned Liberals.
I got up in the mornin' 'n' looked under my bed,
Looked in the sink, behind the door,
Looked in the glove compartment of my car.
Couldn't find 'em . . .

I wus lookin' high an' low for them Liberals everywhere,
I wus lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair.
I looked way up my chimney hole,
I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.
They got away . . .

Well, I wus sittin' home alone an' started to sweat,
Figured they wus in my T.V. set.
Peeked behind the picture frame,
Got a shock from my feet, hittin' right up in the brain.
Them Liberals caused it!
I know they did . . . them hard-core ones.

Well, I quit my job so I could work alone,
Then I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes.
Followed some clues from my detective bag
And discovered they wus red stripes on the American flag!
That ol' Betty Ross . . .

Well, I investigated all the books in the library,
Ninety percent of 'em gotta be burned away.
I investigated all the people that I knowed,
Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go.
The other two percent are fellow Republicans . . . just like me.

Now Eisenhower, he's a Liberal spy,
Lincoln, Jefferson and that Clinton guy.
To my knowledge there's just one man
That's really a true American: Rush Limbaugh
I know for a fact he hates Liberals cause he picketed the movie Exodus.

Well, I fin'ly started thinkin' straight
When I run outa things to investigate.
Couldn't imagine doin' anything else,
So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myself!
Hope I don't find out anything . . . hmm, great God!


Apologies to Bob D.

Not bad, but I had visions of you with a Hohner Meisterklasse blues
harp, all twisted up and sweaty, and layin' it down.

Stop scaring my cat. )

noah

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